Author Topic: The last two Fridays in my gym... (Read 3489 times)

Ursus · « **on:** March 26, 2010, 07:28:28 PM »

Someone has stolen my boxers. WTF!

BB · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:30:15 PM »

Some schmoe is wearing them as a face mask and beating off as we speak:(.

CARTEL · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:30:34 PM »

Maybe they were thrown out for stinking up the joint.

MadeYaMelt · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:30:55 PM »

Nasser's only one man. He can only soil so many pairs before he needs a little help.

Ursus · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:34:44 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on March 26, 2010, 07:30:34 PM

Maybe they were thrown out for stinking up the joint.

They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

Deicide · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:37:59 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:34:44 PM

They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

Maybe the person is envious of your genetics?

webcake · « **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:39:15 PM »

yes, it is all genetics. Don't forget this people.....

CARTEL · « **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:39:58 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:34:44 PM

They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

Get some G-strings.

They probably won't get stolen so quick unless johnnynoname works out at that gym with you.

Deicide · « **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:40:07 PM »

Quote from: webcake on March 26, 2010, 07:39:15 PM

yes, it is all genetics. Don't forget this people.....

So very true...

Ursus · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:41:12 PM »

Quote from: Deicide on March 26, 2010, 07:37:59 PM

Maybe the person is envious of your genetics?

I wish they would refuse to spot me rather than steal my boxers.

Wlcome back btw dude!

Deicide · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:41:50 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:41:12 PM

I wish they would refuse to spot me rather than steal my boxers.

Wlcome back btw dude!

Genetic envy tends to bring out the worst in people in my experience.

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:08:35 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:34:44 PM

They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

Next time blow on them and put a piece of paper with 'leave 15quid' on them

funk51 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 28, 2010, 01:40:26 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:28:28 PM

Someone has stolen my boxers. WTF!

there now for sale on e-bay.

Ursus · « **Reply #13 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:35:40 PM »

I am going to lay a trap.

Seriously what gratification can you get from a clean pair of boxers.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:57:25 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 02:35:40 PM

I am going to lay a trap.

Seriously what gratification can you get from a clean pair of boxers.

Take a shit in them this will resolve your problem.

Ursus · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:58:16 PM »

What if that only whets their appetite?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:58:45 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 02:58:16 PM

What if that only whets their appetite?

calfzilla · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:01:49 PM »

Team Nasser, give him his shorts back.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:12:03 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 28, 2010, 03:01:49 PM

Team Nasser, give him his shorts back.

Sherieff will have to take them off of his head to read this post.

Ursus · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:12:37 PM »

LOL

Can any non arabs be members of Team Nasser? My gym is 99% white.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #20 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:31:56 PM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on March 28, 2010, 03:12:03 PM

Sherieff will have to take them off of his head to read this post.

Montague · « **Reply #21 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:44:20 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:34:44 PM

They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

I once trained in this real classy joint that had a locker room with actual lockers.
They kind of reminded me of the ones in which we used to lock our coats & book bags back in school.

Ursus · « **Reply #22 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:46:14 PM »

Yea we don't have that at all.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #23 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:49:13 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on March 28, 2010, 03:01:49 PM

Team Nasser, give him his shorts back.

That's a BINGO!

Montague · « **Reply #24 on:** March 28, 2010, 04:12:43 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 03:46:14 PM

Yea we don't have that at all.

Okay, then...

What else is inside your gym bag?
Do you have anything more valuable than a pair of boxers?
If the answer is yes, then you’re either dealing with a really juvenile prankster, or a sick son-of-a-bitch.

Try some bait.
Smear a little hot mustard and lighter fluid on the inside – especially around the crotch.
If the little pervert is taking them home & wearing them on his head (or anywhere else), he’ll momentarily wonder if his skin is going to burn off.