Author Topic: The last two Fridays in my gym... (Read 3474 times)

Earl1972 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 28, 2010, 04:17:14 PM »

Quote from: Deicide on March 26, 2010, 07:37:59 PM

Maybe the person is envious of your genetics?

don't start with the "genetics" shit again

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burn2live · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2010, 04:44:08 PM »

What gym you in atm man? Cent still?

Ursus · « **Reply #27 on:** March 28, 2010, 04:56:17 PM »

Quote from: Montague on March 28, 2010, 04:12:43 PM

Okay, then...

What else is inside your gym bag?
Do you have anything more valuable than a pair of boxers?
If the answer is yes, then you’re either dealing with a really juvenile prankster, or a sick son-of-a-bitch.

Try some bait.
Smear a little hot mustard and lighter fluid on the inside – especially around the crotch.
If the little pervert is taking them home & wearing them on his head (or anywhere else), he’ll momentarily wonder if his skin is going to burn off.

My other valuables phone, wallet, kets etc were all safe away. It was chalk a towel and my boxers beside a pile of my clothes.

Yea Burn - still Cent. You would not believe it these days.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2010, 05:04:34 PM »

Someone stole my Nike Draws...Damn thieves.

MJK · « **Reply #29 on:** March 28, 2010, 05:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:28:28 PM

Someone has stolen my boxers. WTF!

Sounds like you have a practical joker running around your gym.

burn2live · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2010, 05:37:32 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 04:56:17 PM

My other valuables phone, wallet, kets etc were all safe away. It was chalk a towel and my boxers beside a pile of my clothes.

Yea Burn - still Cent. You would not believe it these days.

Dropped in about two weeks ago briefly. Will be in touch man, hopefully catch you on msn or something some day. Hope you're keeping well and schmoes stop stealing your underwear!

buffdnet · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2010, 05:41:24 PM »

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Someone has stolen my boxers.

it's ok. they're only the finishing touch. no homo

SaltShaker · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2010, 05:52:13 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:28:28 PM

Someone has stolen my boxers. WTF!

Free ballin

Purple Aki · « **Reply #33 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:51:05 AM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 26, 2010, 07:34:44 PM

They were clean in my gym bag.

Cost me 12quid today and last week to buy new boxers.

Twelve quid for a pair of keks?

Looks like you were robbed by the shop, too.

Dreadlifter · « **Reply #34 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:00:27 AM »

Lol. That's hilarious. What kind of idiot steals boxers! (or anything really) from a gym bag. If it's not just someone pranking you then wtf!

You could always just hang around the changing room and take a look at all the guys in their boxers, see if any of them are wearing them. (no homo)

Figo · « **Reply #35 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:20:46 AM »

Quote from: Dreadlifter on March 29, 2010, 04:00:27 AM

Lol. That's hilarious. What kind of idiot steals boxers! (or anything really) from a gym bag. If it's not just someone pranking you then wtf!

You could always just hang around the changing room and take a look at all the guys in their boxers, see if any of them are wearing them. (no homo)

def a pervert

Tapeworm · « **Reply #36 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:33:42 AM »

Quote from: Ursus on March 28, 2010, 02:35:40 PM

I am going to lay a trap.

Long story how it got there but I once wound up with a piece of fibreglass insulation in my underwear. It was like that scene in Dune when the guy has his hand in The Box, but with a scrotum instead.