JNN - Your Best Tanning Lotion

[Doug_Steele]

What is your best Tanning lotion Johnny?? I like Designer Skin Products. Black 20x works great and Siren is always a good burn. 

[Mr Nobody]

Olive Oil and Kale greens stand and post outside its all you got to do.

[JimmyJam1974]

Olive Oil and Kale greens stand and post outside its all you got to do.

QFT - this and a lean-face will help you attain the hoes

[johnnynoname]

What is your best Tanning lotion Johnny?? I like Designer Skin Products. Black 20x works great and Siren is always a good burn. 

this is the 1-2 combo i use (heat then bronzer)




don't forget a good post tanning/post shower moisturizer

[Mr Nobody]

QFT - this and a lean-face will help you attain the hoes

[Doug_Steele]

this is the 1-2 combo i use (heat then bronzer)




don't forget a good post tanning/post shower moisturizer

Those are very good! You do not like Designer Skin Products??

[Mr Nobody]

this is the 1-2 combo i use (heat then bronzer)




don't forget a good post tanning/post shower moisturizer

JNN are these items for use indoor or outdoor tanning?

[Doug_Steele]

JNN are these items for use indoor or outdoor tanning?

Indoor. I guess that you could use them outdoor but i would not. 

[kiwiol]

JNN are these items for use indoor or outdoor tanning?

For backdoor tanning.

Wait, Johnny is not in Team Nasser...

[Mr Nobody]

For backdoor tanning.

Wait, Johnny is not in Team Nasser...

They seem AWOL the past few days wonder where there longitude and latitude is located?

[EL Mariachi]

Patrick Bateman doesnt use aftershave, it contains alcohol that makes the skin older

[MJK]

I prefer to avoid baking in the sun as melanoma is a hell of a disease.

[Doug_Steele]

I prefer to avoid baking in the sun as melanoma is a hell of a disease.

Melanoma or looking great with Tan Skin...Hmmm....We all will get cancer and why not Look good while we can. 

[johnnynoname]

Those are very good! You do not like Designer Skin Products??

nothing wrong with Designer skin.  I used to use there bombshell 100x bronzer

i'm just a bigger fan of RSun's products

[Doug_Steele]

nothing wrong with Designer skin.  I used to use there bombshell 100x bronzer

i'm just a bigger fan of RSun's products

Bombshell100x never worked for me but Siren is a hella good lotion. 

[johnnynoname]

Melanoma or looking great with Tan Skin...Hmmm....We all will get cancer and why not Look good while we can. 

EXACTLY

look everyone- SOMETHING IS GONNA KILL US ALL NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

some people like to drink like fish or smoke till their lungs are black

why not do something that will make you look good


fact of the matter is that Humans are animals and, quite honestly, WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE TILL OUR 90'S. 
however, thanks to hospitals and many advances in medicine, we have all cheated death and are, basically, living on borrowed time anyway

[johnnynoname]

JNN are these items for use indoor or outdoor tanning?

you can use them for both

[SaltShaker]

Patrick Bateman doesnt use aftershave, it contains alcohol that makes the skin older

he uses after shave, but non-alcoholic after shave

[MJK]

EXACTLY

look everyone- SOMETHING IS GONNA KILL US ALL NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

some people like to drink like fish or smoke till their lungs are black

why not do something that will make you look good


fact of the matter is that Humans are animals and, quite honestly, WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE TILL OUR 90'S. 
however, thanks to hospitals and many advances in medicine, we have all cheated death and are, basically, living on borrowed time anyway

Not looking to live into my 90's but I would also like to live painfree until I die.

[disturbia]

Not looking to live into my 90's but I would also like to live painfree until I die.

which hopefully will be very soon

[MJK]

which hopefully will be very soon

How was the lawn mower treating you today?

[Doug_Steele]

How was the lawn mower treating you today?

You are just mad because you live with your mom and dad. 

[MJK]

You are just mad because you live with your mom and dad. 

Would be nice if I did considering they live in a 2mil condo on the beach. Then I wouldn't have a damn mortgage coming at me every month.

[ShipSekki]

 In the country I live right now, pale skin is considered attractive and nobody tans. It makes sense to me, tanning is stupid.

 I don't understand tanning. It fucks up your skin and it doesn't even look that great. And a tan lasts less than a week anyway.

 If you are white, just let your skin be white. Why try to fight what nature gave you?

[disturbia]

How was the lawn mower treating you today?

it was good--nice change of pace to enjoy working--