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is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« on: April 02, 2010, 10:39:47 AM »
hi guys!  :)

you may not no that i took steroid pills before.
i want to improve my training but i dont like needles and even the pills are hard.
sometimes i lose them or forget to take them because they are so small and swallowing it is boring.
that said, is it possible to take a steroid in the form of a milkshake?
kinda like a protein shake, but instead a steroid shake!

my favorite flavors are cookies n' cream and strawberry banana  =D
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MadeYaMelt

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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2010, 10:42:20 AM »
Human semen is excreted from the testes and contains alot of protein and male hormone.  Marty, I'd recommend adding a few ounces to each protein shake to accomplish your goals.  If you can't produce enough on your own, post an ad here and I'm sure getbiggers will send you some. 
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 10:42:55 AM »
know marty stick to your steroid pills.  
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 10:47:04 AM »
i would guess you must be joking

but if one was inclined they could probably grind up some dbol with a mortor and pestal and mix it up in a shake of some sort

dont know why you would want to though

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marty31672

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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2010, 11:14:15 AM »
Quote from: ~UN_$ung~ on April 02, 2010, 10:47:04 AM
i would guess you must be joking

but if one was inclined they could probably grind up some dbol with a mortor and pestal and mix it up in a shake of some sort

dont know why you would want to though

dude i dont have the ingredients or even a recipe to make a home-made steroid shake  :'(
i wanted to keep it a secret to so my wife doesnt find out i'm drinking steroids  :-[
i no she would catch me if i made my steroid shakes at home so i'm looking to bye one in secret and probably drink them at work when im on brake
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2010, 11:16:13 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on April 02, 2010, 11:14:15 AM
dude i dont have the ingredients or even a recipe to make a home-made steroid shake  :'(
i wanted to keep it a secret to so my wife doesnt find out i'm drinking steroids  :-[
i no she would catch me if i made my steroid shakes at home so i'm looking to bye one in secret and probably drink them at work when im on brake

but what will ya tell her when she notices the side effects?
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2010, 11:18:31 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on April 02, 2010, 11:14:15 AM
dude i dont have the ingredients or even a recipe to make a home-made steroid shake  :'(
i wanted to keep it a secret to so my wife doesnt find out i'm drinking steroids  :-[
i no she would catch me if i made my steroid shakes at home so i'm looking to bye one in secret and probably drink them at work when im on brake

Brutal attempt at trying too hard to make gimmick believable
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2010, 11:23:47 AM »
Lol!!!  We love you Marty. ;D
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2010, 01:04:09 PM »
Quote from: MadeYaMelt on April 02, 2010, 10:42:20 AM
Human semen is excreted from the testes and contains alot of protein and male hormone.  Marty, I'd recommend adding a few ounces to each protein shake to accomplish your goals.  If you can't produce enough on your own, post an ad here and I'm sure getbiggers will send you some. 

Sev and his buddy Xeres could probablly help him out with that.  Otherwise, just take some MuscleTech, it's as good as the real thing!  ;D
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2010, 01:06:39 PM »
Quote from: mar10s on April 02, 2010, 01:04:09 PM
Sev and his buddy Xeres could probablly help him out with that.  Otherwise, just take some MuscleTech, it's as good as the real thing!  ;D
wow

you sure brought teh funny with this gem  ::)
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2010, 01:08:05 PM »
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2010, 01:09:10 PM »
Quote from: sevastase on April 02, 2010, 01:06:39 PM
wow

you sure brought teh funny with this gem  ::)
agreed
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2010, 01:09:32 PM »
Quote from: sevastase on April 02, 2010, 01:06:39 PM
wow

you sure brought teh funny with this gem  ::)

Glad you found it humorous...because I didn't mean for it to be!!  :D  Great sense of humor on "teh" gypsy.
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2010, 01:12:32 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on April 02, 2010, 01:09:10 PM
agreed
dont talk to sev unless he asks u to you want him stalking you online for a decade.

fixed.
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2010, 02:26:23 PM »
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2010, 02:50:58 PM »
drink cows blood for the growth hormone
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2010, 02:56:03 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on April 02, 2010, 10:39:47 AM
hi guys!  :)

you may not no that i took steroid pills before.
i want to improve my training but i dont like needles and even the pills are hard.
sometimes i lose them or forget to take them because they are so small and swallowing it is boring.
that said, is it possible to take a steroid in the form of a milkshake?
kinda like a protein shake, but instead a steroid shake!

my favorite flavors are cookies n' cream and strawberry banana  =D
Marty just make a shake and throw in a couple of pills its a done deal.
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2010, 02:57:32 PM »
Worst gimmick ever.
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2010, 06:28:07 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on April 02, 2010, 01:09:10 PM
agreed
dont talk to sev unless he asks u to

Who are you to give orders?  You live in the projects, get by on welfare checks and foodstamps, and probably steal the internet from god knows where. 

By the way, how does it feel knowing you'll finally have healthcare? 
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2010, 06:41:18 PM »
Marty you're a taxpayer and you have a right to a steroid shake if that's your personal choice.  Prohibition didn't work then and it won't work now!
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2010, 06:43:08 PM »
This is either JT's or NW83's gimmick
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2010, 11:48:39 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 02, 2010, 02:56:03 PM
Marty just make a shake and throw in a couple of pills its a done deal.

thats the thing i cant get the pills anymore  :'(
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Re: is there a steroid i can take as a shake??
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2010, 12:17:00 AM »
Bluto shut the fuck up. 
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