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she's sitting on my back..
« on: April 03, 2010, 07:34:34 PM »
...Don't ever get bored and decide to let you friend re-color your tattoo's!!!!

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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2010, 07:39:26 PM »
wtf are you two doing, she is a tat artist you dork
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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2010, 07:41:38 PM »
He's probably munching on salad, newmom.
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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2010, 07:44:12 PM »
Yeah..but I am a little sunburned....and my mom is talking shit to me from my kitchen cause she didn't know I had this many tat's..

She really freaked out when she sa my friend with a tattoo gun...my mom never knew that she did tat's...

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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2010, 07:45:49 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 03, 2010, 07:44:12 PM
Yeah..but I am a little sunburned....and my mom is talking shit to me from my kitchen cause she didn't know I had this many tat's..

She really freaked out when she sa my friend with a tattoo gun...my mom never knew that she did tat's...

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Get your mom a "Son" tat!! :)
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2010, 07:48:30 PM »
She is standing over me watching my friend "re-ink" me.....I can't even convince my friend/tattoo artist to get her first tat...so I doubt I could get my mean ass german mom to get one...

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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2010, 08:07:32 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on April 03, 2010, 07:41:38 PM
He's probably munching on salad, newmom.

didn't think he was into vegitarians.

Then again, most vegitarians still like a bone once in a while
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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2010, 08:16:18 PM »
No matter how much in work you have.....it still hurts..

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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2010, 08:25:58 PM »
Its really hard to drink a beer in this position....I might have to use a straw...

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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2010, 08:27:39 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 03, 2010, 08:25:58 PM
Its really hard to drink a beer in this position....I might have to use a straw...

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I dont even know where to begin with that post ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2010, 08:30:41 PM »
I found a way to drink it without a straw...but I spilled beer all over my dining room floor perfecting the technique!!!

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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2010, 08:51:09 PM »
I farted with her sitting on my back....SHE STABBED ME WITH THE TATTOO GUN!!!......epic douchbaggerie on my behalf....

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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2010, 09:54:53 PM »
She finished re-coloring the piece on my back...I'm done...we are going to now get wasted and watch the big lebowski..

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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2010, 11:21:07 AM »
I fell like a slave now named "tobie"......my back is tender as hell!!!

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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2010, 12:53:40 PM »
First a salad w/no meat or dressing, now drinking through a straw. 
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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2010, 03:38:59 PM »
Quote from: STella on April 04, 2010, 12:53:40 PM
First a salad w/no meat or dressing, now drinking through a straw. 
i ended up not using the straw.....

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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2010, 03:42:49 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 04, 2010, 03:38:59 PM
i ended up not using the straw.....

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did she lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2010, 05:19:44 PM »
Quote from: newmom on April 04, 2010, 03:42:49 PM
did she lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
no....i had her run the wet/dry vac over my beer puddle while i put more wood in the BBQ pit...

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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2010, 06:43:36 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 04, 2010, 05:19:44 PM
no....i had her run the wet/dry vac over my beer puddle while i put more wood in the BBQ pit...

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is that code for dirty sex?


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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2010, 06:48:34 PM »
Afraid not....

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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2010, 06:56:43 PM »
oh, well here is one for wishful thinking
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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2010, 08:32:42 PM »
Its there if I want it....its not a priority...

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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2010, 09:08:37 PM »
She just put some kind of lotion over the new ink.....it might as well be acid...cause that shit burns!!!

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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2010, 10:35:14 PM »
I am trying to lay in my bed and watch family guy....it aint working, this lotion is making me stick to the sheets...and she is soundly asleep.....doesn't seem fair...she should be the one who is uncomfortable since she is the one who repeatably stabbed me with a needle...

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Re: she's sitting on my back..
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2010, 07:15:24 AM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 03, 2010, 08:16:18 PM
No matter how much in work you have.....it still hurts..

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