Nothing like a display of breast implants and fake muscle.
I once went to Rehab years back to visit a guido buddy of mine. Within 10 minutes I was bored senseless, and really didn't see the fuss about it. Just a bunch of guidos with no real hobbies wanting to impress their other guido buddies with the amount of money they spent on a cabana. Sorry, but if this is your life's entertainment, I honestly feel bad for you.
Go get a hooker for $200, save the sunburn, and $1800 difference. Brainless convention.
I'd much rather relax at home, bettering my knowledge and expanding my insight on life posting on getbig. Much more fulfilling.