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An Interesting Situation
« on: April 05, 2010, 11:04:41 AM »
So I went on a couple dates with this chick. great girl, good looking, in shape, active, smart, comes from a family with a ton of money.  However, i dont care what girl you put me with, i have ZERO desire to date anyone. I value being alone, id rather feed the squirrels and talk to the dogs and spend time by myself over anything else.

This girl however would be a really good match with a friend, I think they would get along great, and they know each other. AND HE READS GETBIG AND I RENT A HOUSE FROM HIM  (gee big mystery).

Is this bizarre, can this work, is he interested? I know she would be.
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 11:06:37 AM »
Quote from: disturbia on April 05, 2010, 11:04:41 AM
So I went on a couple dates with this chick. great girl, good looking, in shape, active, smart, comes from a family with a ton of money.  However, i dont care what girl you put me with, i have ZERO desire to date anyone. I value being alone, id rather feed the squirrels and talk to the dogs and spend time by myself over anything else.

This girl however would be a really good match with a friend, I think they would get along great, and they know each other. AND HE READS GETBIG AND I RENT A HOUSE FROM HIM  (gee big mystery).

Is this bizarre, can this work, is he interested? I know she would be.

Menage trois, anyone.......just don't cross swords.  ;D
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 11:07:42 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 05, 2010, 11:06:37 AM
Menage trois, anyone.......just don't cross swords.  ;D

nah i have the sex drive of a piece of concrete. i could go forever without getting any and be fine
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 11:08:40 AM »
Quote from: disturbia on April 05, 2010, 11:04:41 AM
So I went on a couple dates with this chick. great girl, good looking, in shape, active, smart, comes from a family with a ton of money.  However, i dont care what girl you put me with, i have ZERO desire to date anyone. I value being alone, id rather feed the squirrels and talk to the dogs and spend time by myself over anything else.

This girl however would be a really good match with a friend, I think they would get along great, and they know each other. AND HE READS GETBIG AND I RENT A HOUSE FROM HIM  (gee big mystery).

Is this bizarre, can this work, is he interested? I know she would be.
It's not gay if your balls don't touch.
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 11:11:12 AM »
Quote from: disturbia on April 05, 2010, 11:07:42 AM
nah i have the sex drive of a piece of concrete. i could go forever without getting any and be fine
LOL! I'm totally stealing that one. Beauty!   ;D
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 11:30:46 AM »
Quote from: disturbia on April 05, 2010, 11:07:42 AM
nah i have the sex drive of a piece of concrete. i could go forever without getting any and be fine

But you don't ever want to cuddle and stuff? (serious  :P)
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 11:32:28 AM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on April 05, 2010, 11:30:46 AM
But you don't ever want to cuddle and stuff? (serious  :P)

nope
i dont want any human contact, i just want to be alone all the time. I just really enjoy being alone. I'd like to get another dog, but its hard to replace Tanktank
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 12:17:52 PM »
Nice avatar and hand the girl off to hazbin.
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 12:59:28 PM »
Quote from: MJK on April 05, 2010, 12:17:52 PM
Nice avatar and hand the girl off to hazbin.

thank you for the best post you have ever made in one of my threads

i couldnt agree more
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 01:19:38 PM »
not weird at all

there are periods that i can't stand women at all



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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 01:22:01 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on April 05, 2010, 01:19:38 PM
not weird at all

there are periods that i can't stand women at all




there are times when i cant stand anything at all.....there have been several times where i would just float in my isolation tank for up to 13-14 hours a day...

bench
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 01:27:58 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 05, 2010, 01:22:01 PM
there are times when i cant stand anything at all.....there have been several times where i would just float in my isolation tank for up to 13-14 hours a day...
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 01:30:25 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 05, 2010, 01:22:01 PM
there are times when i cant stand anything at all.....there have been several times where i would just float in my isolation tank for up to 13-14 hours a day...

bench

exactly

see, i love pussy....i just hate the c-unts that own them
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 02:24:38 PM »
"The Portable Pocket Pussy: from Ronco !!

Hot sex,without the bullshit!  ;)

Get one today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 02:28:31 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 05, 2010, 01:22:01 PM
there are times when i cant stand anything at all.....there have been several times where i would just float in my isolation tank for up to 13-14 hours a day...

bench

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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2010, 02:29:22 PM »
Charlie Sheen had the greatest line  ' i don't pay them for sex, i pay them to leave when i'm done'
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2010, 02:32:27 PM »
Charlie`s a smart guy.
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2010, 02:33:10 PM »
Quote from: chaos on April 05, 2010, 11:08:40 AM
It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

Haha
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2010, 02:50:10 PM »
Get ur test levels checked or/and lower the dose on the anti-depressents





...or just admit ur gay..jk
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Re: An Interesting Situation
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2010, 02:58:00 PM »
What stuff are you taking?
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