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Do steroids turn you gay?
« on: April 06, 2010, 08:01:33 AM »
Bear with me for a second.  This is just a theory, but we all know that test dramatically increases libido.  So, what if you have a guy who is hopped up on test but he can't get laid because he is covered in roid-zits, has roid-red skin, roid-receding hairline, roid-bitchtits and roid/protein gas.  Plus he walks around in bodybuilding clothes and tupperware full of smelly tuna & hard-boiled eggs.

So he's hopelessly horny and the only way he can get laid is to either hook up with man-faced she-beasts (who have a similar problem) or settle for dudes. 

Is that why there are so many closet gays in bbing?  Just a theory... 
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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 08:13:34 AM »
Room 7 by the ice machine makes you gay

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 08:18:27 AM »
yes, next question.

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2010, 08:21:21 AM »
Very possibly or at the very least- gay for pay/

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2010, 08:23:28 AM »
ricky martin has been known to never take time off in between cycles and just bridge them

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2010, 08:23:48 AM »
Turns you ego-gay
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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2010, 08:25:17 AM »
i thought it was yearning for man flesh, and a man taking a penis in his mouth or asshole that turns him gay??

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2010, 08:27:08 AM »
i thought it was yearning for man flesh, and a man taking a penis in his mouth or asshole that turns him gay??

yes thats what happened to Mike Katz
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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 08:49:04 AM »
yes thats what happened to Mike Katz

so im right, and it was not the setoids?

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2010, 08:56:38 AM »
Bear with me for a second.  This is just a theory, but we all know that test dramatically increases libido.  So, what if you have a guy who is hopped up on test but he can't get laid because he is covered in roid-zits, has roid-red skin, roid-receding hairline, roid-bitchtits and roid/protein gas.  Plus he walks around in bodybuilding clothes and tupperware full of smelly tuna & hard-boiled eggs.

So he's hopelessly horny and the only way he can get laid is to either hook up with man-faced she-beasts (who have a similar problem) or settle for dudes. 

Is that why there are so many closet gays in bbing?  Just a theory... 
Were you gay when you were on Steroids?
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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 08:59:19 AM »
Were you gay when you were on Steroids?

It's only gay if you want it to be.

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2010, 09:06:20 AM »
Were you gay when you were on Steroids?

Fortunately I didn't go overboard on the gear and I had lots of fitness girls to help me deal with the increased libido...

BTW, it's too bad this is a gimmick account.  Would be cool to have a real hot chick like the one on your avatar posting here.
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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 09:57:34 AM »
I've wondered that with female bbers. It seems that something inside of them shifts towards lesbianism once they get into the chem set. :)
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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 10:04:57 AM »


I am convinced that steroids do lead to an increase in sexual experimentation.

When I dabbled in gear my sex drive was INSANE. Now I didn't try anything gay during this time frame, but I was insatiable. At first my then girlfriend thought it was great, but after a while, she grew weary of my always wanting sex, and it created some problems in the relationship.

I'm sure that while some people are super horny, some sexual acts/ideas would sound far more appealing, then they would normally. I think that this helps to explain some of the G4P...it is probably just easier to deal with that kind of b.s. when you are that amped up, and in need of validation.

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 10:09:19 AM »
deca/tren hmmmmmmmm  :D

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2010, 10:12:07 AM »
Humans are all bisexuals in some way. So yeah might be.

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2010, 10:12:58 AM »
nope, in fact if a doctor has to prescribe a gay patient hormone replacement the doctor will also inform the gay patient of a possibility that they may start to become attracted to females... so, they can possibly make a gay man straight or at least bisexual.

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2010, 10:24:40 AM »
definitely can lead to a severe reduction in standards... a 3 or 4 could end up looking more like a 6 or 7, putting them in the 'hittable' range  :-X

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2010, 10:26:15 AM »
Humans are all bisexuals in some way. So yeah might be.

maybe for women, real men are straight

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2010, 10:27:19 AM »
Fortunately I didn't go overboard on the gear and I had lots of fitness girls to help me deal with the increased libido...

BTW, it's too bad this is a gimmick account.  Would be cool to have a real hot chick like the one on your avatar posting here.
She used to post a bit, but got sick of it.  She is all over various Science and Gardening/Horticulture forums now.  She still remembers all of you and reads over my shoulder when there are amusing things to be read.

She will read a Goodrum thread whenever they come a long and enjoy those as we all seem to do.
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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2010, 10:28:38 AM »


BTW, it's too bad this is a gimmick account.  Would be cool to have a real hot chick like the one on your avatar posting here.



this

however, I respect TA too much to hit on his woman over the internet


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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2010, 10:31:02 AM »
Humans are all bisexuals in some way. So yeah might be.
Exactly.

There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices.
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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2010, 10:41:07 AM »
this

however, I respect TA too much to hit on his woman over the internet



She doesn`t fall for that kind of thing anyway.  She is not your "typical" girl (i hate that stereotype) so to speak. She really couldn`t care less about sex or any sort of materialism whatsoever and all of those type of games "typical" (again with the stereotype) women play and fall for.  She even goes as far as saying she hates most women outright because of their stupidity and lack of reason foremost and how the majority of them are simple brain-dead know nothings.

 If there would be anyway to impress her at all, it would be through intellect alone. To which I say to everyone, good luck with that, because it will never happen.  8)
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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2010, 10:47:12 AM »
She doesn`t fall for that kind of thing anyway.  She is not your "typical" girl (i hate that stereotype) so to speak. She really couldn`t care less about sex or any sort of materialism whatsoever and all of those type of games "typical" (again with the stereotype) women play and fall for.  She even goes as far as saying she hates most women outright because of their stupidity and lack of reason foremost and how the majority of them are simple brain-dead know nothings.

 If there would be anyway to impress her at all, it would be through intellect alone. To which I say to everyone, good luck with that, because it will never happen.  8)

she hates most people. sounds like a keeper!  ;D

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Re: Do steroids turn you gay?
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2010, 10:50:57 AM »


 If there would be anyway to impress her at all, it would be through intellect alone.


*crosses "jezebelle" off of list of potential girls from the internet i could "win over"*

*move back on to trying to bed that chick from the "Smoking Gun" show on her facebook*