krav maga owns karate.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

Well, after 3 weeks of Krav Maga, you will stand no chance with your Desert Eagle.  

 

Did these people think about the fact that you can use a handgun from a few meters away?

 Do you carry a gun 24/7 365 days a year?
 Can you carry a gun 24/7 365 days a year?
 Oops...
 
 
 Krav Maga  you can count on that 24/7 365  days a year.

[drkaje]

 Do you carry a gun 24/7 365 days a year?
 Can you carry a gun 24/7 365 days a year?
 Oops...
 
 
 Krav Maga  you can count on that 24/7 365  days a year.

I must be drunk, LOL!

You just complimented a non-BJJ fighting method.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

I must be drunk, LOL!

You just complimented a non-BJJ fighting method.

 I've posted before. i know Krav Maga too.
 Wanna be like Batman?

 

[drkaje]

Gracie,

I'm gonna regret asking but.... does Batman do Krav Maga?

[MindSpin]

I studied krav maga for a couple of years.  My may issue with it, is that unlike BJJ, you can't really test if it works or not.

[drkaje]

I studied krav maga for a couple of years.  My may issue with it, is that unlike BJJ, you can't really test if it works or not.

I'm no fan of overly practiced moves but Krav Maga, BJJ and other good approaches have been field tested enough to know they work. I still don't believe there's good reason for going to the ground in most street fights.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

Gracie,

I'm gonna regret asking but.... does Batman do Krav Maga?

 What's Batman super power?


 Although Batman does not have any 'superpowers', he has elevated himslef to near superhuman status through years of rigorous training. Through these years of training, he has obtained peak human strength, agility and skills in acrobatics. On some occassions, Batman has been known to be able to perform humanly impossible feats such as punching through brick walls or kicking down trees. He is a master of 127 different forms of martial arts, thus making him a very unpredictable opponent to his enemies. Batman was also trained as a League of Shadow ninja assasin, becoming a master of stealth, and escape artistry, thus having the effect as being "invisible." Through years of deep study, he has become one of the world's greatest scientists, criminalologists, tacticians and detectives and a master of disguise as well. The Batman has the power of fear and can invoke it upon the hearts of criminals and grow as a wraith in their minds much like the wrath of God.
 

[MindSpin]

lol

[drkaje]

What's Batman super power?


 Although Batman does not have any 'superpowers', he has elevated himslef to near superhuman status through years of rigorous training. Through these years of training, he has obtained peak human strength, agility and skills in acrobatics. On some occassions, Batman has been known to be able to perform humanly impossible feats such as punching through brick walls or kicking down trees. He is a master of 127 different forms of martial arts, thus making him a very unpredictable opponent to his enemies. Batman was also trained as a League of Shadow ninja assasin, becoming a master of stealth, and escape artistry, thus having the effect as being "invisible." Through years of deep study, he has become one of the world's greatest scientists, criminalologists, tacticians and detectives and a master of disguise as well. The Batman has the power of fear and can invoke it upon the hearts of criminals and grow as a wraith in their minds much like the wrath of God.
 

Homo.

[dantelis]

I am sure a 170 lb jew with mad krav magna skills could disable Nasser in 5 seconds flat.

[Captain Equipoise]

I am sure a 170 lb jew with mad krav magna skills could disable Nasser in 5 seconds flat.

But would he also know Jew Jitsu ?

[LurkyLurker]

Krav Maga was invented by Jewish small cocks so they can beat up Palestinian women and children. That way they can feel a little bit better about the fact that throughout history everybody has hated them and killed their punk asses.

Are you special needs? Seriously. Most of your posts seem to indicate that you're about 17 and took the short bus for a period in your life.

I tried KM. It's intense. The instructors and senior students are incredibly impressive to watch. Short, quick, precise movements- each one designed to maim and disable. Pretty much every one of us would leave each class with some kind of minor injury, and a few with some serious aches and pains.

[ShipSekki]

Are you special needs? Seriously. Most of your posts seem to indicate that you're about 17 and took the short bus for a period in your life.

I tried KM. It's intense. The instructors and senior students are incredibly impressive to watch. Short, quick, precise movements- each one designed to maim and disable. Pretty much every one of us would leave each class with some kind of minor injury, and a few with some serious aches and pains.

 Krav Maga is good for fighting. But it's basically just a ripoff of other martial arts.

 And it was invented by the Jews, so they could beat the shit out of Arab women and children, and go home and laugh about it later.....

[Parker]

Gracie,

I'm gonna regret asking but.... does Batman do Krav Maga?

I know Batman has Spidey's girl Black Cat bent over...I didn't know Batman was into inter-comicbook universe relationships.

[Parker]

What's Batman super power?


 Although Batman does not have any 'superpowers', he has elevated himslef to near superhuman status through years of rigorous training. Through these years of training, he has obtained peak human strength, agility and skills in acrobatics. On some occassions, Batman has been known to be able to perform humanly impossible feats such as punching through brick walls or kicking down trees. He is a master of 127 different forms of martial arts, thus making him a very unpredictable opponent to his enemies. Batman was also trained as a League of Shadow ninja assasin, becoming a master of stealth, and escape artistry, thus having the effect as being "invisible." Through years of deep study, he has become one of the world's greatest scientists, criminalologists, tacticians and detectives and a master of disguise as well. The Batman has the power of fear and can invoke it upon the hearts of criminals and grow as a wraith in their minds much like the wrath of God.
 

In order for a real person to do this, he'd have no life whatsoever...ANd mastering 127 diff forms of martial arts...improbable. And be a billionaire?

[grab an umbrella]

What's Batman super power?


 Although Batman does not have any 'superpowers', he has elevated himslef to near superhuman status through years of rigorous training. Through these years of training, he has obtained peak human strength, agility and skills in acrobatics. On some occassions, Batman has been known to be able to perform humanly impossible feats such as punching through brick walls or kicking down trees. He is a master of 127 different forms of martial arts, thus making him a very unpredictable opponent to his enemies. Batman was also trained as a League of Shadow ninja assasin, becoming a master of stealth, and escape artistry, thus having the effect as being "invisible." Through years of deep study, he has become one of the world's greatest scientists, criminalologists, tacticians and detectives and a master of disguise as well. The Batman has the power of fear and can invoke it upon the hearts of criminals and grow as a wraith in their minds much like the wrath of God.
 

God you're fucking retarded.  Did you watch teh video you posted?  Honestly did you watch it?  Did you search on youtube to find that video and you said to yourself fuck yeah thats a great vid?  That video proved nothing.  It was essentially a WWE video.  I honestly hate you right now, everything about that video was disingenuous.  From the fights, the shit throws, the crappy two on one fighting.  Maybe there are better vids out there.  I wouldn't fight that style to risk your life.

</meltdown>

[dashriprock]

so basically this has gone from a cartoon video of bart getting kicked in the nuts to a pissing contest. seriously mate lighten up. people who are good at something don't feel the need to tell, they already know. people who are insecure and FOS? well.....

never argue with a dickhead. people watching can't tell the difference.

[DK II]

 Do you carry a gun 24/7 365 days a year?
 Can you carry a gun 24/7 365 days a year?
 Oops...
 
 
 Krav Maga  you can count on that 24/7 365  days a year.

LOL!!! You cannot be serious!


And for the Batman-Story: I hate to break it too you, but Batman is a Comic book character. He's a billionaire with unlimited money, he dresses up at night in a costume, has a "Batmobile", a "Batwing"-fighter plane sort of thing and has his headquarters in a big cave under his mansion.... 
Sure if i start Krav Maga i will be just like Batman in no time. 

[MAXX]

A couple of mates that I went to university with are deadly serious about becoming steely eyed dealers of Israeli based death. Before that it was training for a triathlon and next it will probably be crossfit.

haha yes crossfit and "underground gyms"

oh brother...

[SilverSpoon]

In order for a real person to do this, he'd have no life whatsoever...ANd mastering 127 diff forms of martial arts...improbable. And be a billionaire?

He is a GetBigger, so anything is possible.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

In order for a real person to do this, he'd have no life whatsoever...ANd mastering 127 diff forms of martial arts...improbable. And be a billionaire?

 You ask me if Batman knows grav maga...so I post Batman's bio.
 I never said that i want to be Batman. I never said that Batman was real.
 And i never said that someone could be Batman.
 C'mon Parker you can do better than that.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

God you're fucking retarded.  Did you watch teh video you posted?  Honestly did you watch it?  Did you search on youtube to find that video and you said to yourself fuck yeah thats a great vid?  That video proved nothing.  It was essentially a WWE video.  I honestly hate you right now, everything about that video was disingenuous.  From the fights, the shit throws, the crappy two on one fighting.  Maybe there are better vids out there.  I wouldn't fight that style to risk your life.

</meltdown>

 I'm retarded? Did you watched the video?
 That guy just mixed jiu-jitsu with grav maga.... that was my point.
 Roy Elghanayan google him. "exhibition" do you what that means?

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

LOL!!! You cannot be serious!


And for the Batman-Story: I hate to break it too you, but Batman is a Comic book character. He's a billionaire with unlimited money, he dresses up at night in a costume, has a "Batmobile", a "Batwing"-fighter plane sort of thing and has his headquarters in a big cave under his mansion.... 
Sure if i start Krav Maga i will be just like Batman in no time. 

 Yes i'm serious...Please answer the question.

 Do you carry a gun 24/7 365 days a year?
 Can you carry a gun 24/7 365 days a year?

 Again I never said that a want to be Batman.
 

[El Diablo Blanco]

HAHAHA, Jews trying to act tough.  Stick to stealing money and wars and leave the fighting to real men.

[MRDUMPLING]

HAHAHA, Jews trying to act tough.  Stick to stealing money and wars and leave the fighting to real men.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  This post made my week!  Thanks bro...seriously.  It's been one hell of a week for me.