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Juruth

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Dad's Feet, Part I
« on: April 12, 2010, 09:49:16 AM »
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerul, hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his muscular, tanned, hairy thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2010, 09:50:41 AM »
Quote from: juruth on April 12, 2010, 09:49:16 AM
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerful hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his powerful, tanned hair thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!

...until you realized your dad resembled a disheveled Branch Warren.
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 10:02:24 AM »
What happened with Lil peppers
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2010, 10:15:15 AM »
Wtf did the Reptilian Commmander do to branch ??

THAT'S what I wanna know
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2010, 10:24:09 AM »
why is this garbage not deleted? Although slightly arousing
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2010, 12:09:10 PM »
WOW......jewhit with another grand slam

your musings are priceless, your words poignant 

MY FAVORITE POSTER ON GETBIG

"his mustache lent him  a certain machismo"........thats the greatest thing i ever heard
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2010, 12:13:40 PM »

Does anyone have the time to try and compile all the Branch Stories? We should do that and e-mail them to Branch and various other "Insiders," in this industry.
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2010, 06:32:08 PM »
Oh wow! Another unfinished epic! For joy!
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2010, 06:33:39 PM »
bump, jewhit give us part 2...........
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2010, 08:39:57 PM »
 I read that story and jizzed in my pants.

 Hot bro.  :P
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2010, 08:40:06 PM »
Quote from: juruth on April 12, 2010, 09:49:16 AM
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerful hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his powerful, tanned hairy thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!

Are you Al Bundy?  8)
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2010, 08:42:34 PM »
Real men smoke in the house with little to no consideration for others.

I bet he is so manly that he has to shave his face twice daily.
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2010, 08:56:01 PM »
lmfao ;D
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2010, 10:43:08 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on April 12, 2010, 08:42:34 PM
Real men smoke in the house with little to no consideration for others.

I bet he is so manly that he has to shave his face twice daily.
He is so manly , the hair around his asshole is matted together with poo and it resembles Bob Marleys hair  ;D
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 10:50:28 AM »
 ???

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2010, 05:46:18 PM »
Part I (cont)
"Get the godamn slippers and come here!", Dad repeated, his voice becoming irritated. Billy dutifully trotted into Mom and Dad's bedroom and reappeared with Dad's slippers.  They were a dark blue , with beige rubber souls.  Billy knew the drill.  He began walking towards Dad.  "Don't walk.  Skip!  I want you to skip over here you fuckin sissy."  Billy broke into an awkward skip, his bony arms and legs flailing about, while his longish dark hair bobbed up and down with each sissy skip.  "Coming Dad," he answers.  Dad stretched out a long, muscular leg and wiggled his toes suggestively.
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2010, 05:47:59 PM »
 :D

It's unconfortable to read
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2010, 06:07:06 PM »
some great shit....
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2010, 06:21:24 PM »
How did branch and the reptilians finish off !?!?

did they save the galaxy from the grey's ?
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2010, 06:26:57 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on April 13, 2010, 06:21:24 PM
How did branch and the reptilians finish off !?!?

did they save the galaxy from the grey's ?

exactly

and who drank the finest scotch in the Galaxy ??
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2010, 07:38:46 PM »
Whoa.  Therapy time.
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Juruth

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2010, 02:08:05 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on April 13, 2010, 06:21:24 PM
How did branch and the reptilians finish off !?!?

did they save the galaxy from the grey's ?

please.....enough
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2010, 03:00:51 PM »
Quote from: juruth on April 14, 2010, 02:08:05 PM
please.....enough

whats the problem, have you had an emotionally draining falling-out with your own thread??
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2010, 03:36:50 PM »
Quote from: juruth on April 12, 2010, 09:49:16 AM
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerul, hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his muscular, tanned, hairy thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!
so did you get your dad's slippers? I would hate for him to send you to time out.
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2010, 03:39:50 PM »
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This fucker can write some funny ass shit..I am literally laughing out loud.
Jehwit, you are an artist with words. ;D
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