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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2010, 01:29:47 PM »
Billy dropped to one knee before the throne of Dad's easy chair.  Dad began to smear Billy's young face with the sweaty, pungent sole of his outstretched foot.  He stuck his big toe into one of Billy's nostrils.  Humiliated, Billy half-heartedly swatted at the muscular man-foot, but to no avail; Dad laughed and put his wiggling toes into Billy's mouth.  "Put my slippers on my feet, sissy boy," came Dad's gravelly, macho voice, "Stop trying to suck my feet and put 'em on.  What kind of wimp do I have for a son?"  Billy managed to break his mouth free of the stinky foot and put the blue slipper over it, taking note of his own saliva glistening on Dad's toes.  Billy felt ashamed.  He knew what was coming next.

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2010, 01:36:22 PM »
oh, dear....

jewhit is saying to hell with innuendo and allegory .....

a father forcing his big toe to penetrate his effeminate som's mouth is pretty much crossing into homosexual incest rape territory.... ::) ::)


great story though!!!

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2010, 06:40:04 PM »
Billy dropped to one knee before the throne of Dad's easy chair.  Dad began to smear Billy's young face with the sweaty, pungent sole of his outstretched foot.  He stuck his big toe into one of Billy's nostrils.  Humiliated, Billy half-heartedly swatted at the muscular man-foot, but to no avail; Dad laughed and put his wiggling toes into Billy's mouth.  "Put my slippers on my feet, sissy boy," came Dad's gravelly, macho voice, "Stop trying to suck my feet and put 'em on.  What kind of wimp do I have for a son?"  Billy managed to break his mouth free of the stinky foot and put the blue slipper over it, taking note of his own saliva glistening on Dad's toes.  Billy felt ashamed.  He knew what was coming next.

lol!

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2010, 09:55:43 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2010, 10:34:52 AM »
juruth ..I am writing a book and need pointers

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2010, 08:19:39 PM »
lmao oh my

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2010, 11:30:03 PM »
The repetitive designation of the slippers, and the slight undertones of a homosexual narrative, suggests that the resolution could involve young Billy suffering a fate worse than death, in the form of slipper proctology.

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2010, 11:51:06 PM »
why is this garbage not deleted? Although slightly arousing

Because jehwit and juruth are Ron's gimmick accounts...

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2010, 06:13:32 AM »
Juruth is wildly entertaining here in particular because of all the people familiar with the faggish undertones on the getbig.

That's why the Branch/Reptilian saga is pure fucking gold

I intend to copy paste it all and e-mail it to Branch ... he'll get a kick out of it. Juruth is a very talented writer, which is a dying art sadly.

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2010, 10:00:29 AM »
Dutifully, Billy proceeded to slide the slippers on to Dad's big, smelly feet.  "That's it sissy-boy," sneered Dad at his wimpy son. 

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2010, 12:08:58 PM »
Dutifully, Billy proceeded to slide the slippers on to Dad's big, smelly feet.  "That's it sissy-boy," sneered Dad at his wimpy son. 

More and what the hell happened to lil' pepper
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2010, 01:33:59 PM »
"Fetch my slippers!", barked Dad.  Slumped in his easy chair, Dad was clad in only a blue terrycloth bathrobe, loosely tied at the waist, his powerul, hairy chest wantonly on display, while the hem of the robe rode up his muscular, tanned, hairy thighs.  His thick black moustache lent him a certain machismo, and the cigarette smoke surrounding him was intoxicating.  What a sight to behold!


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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2010, 02:48:47 PM »
The repetitive designation of the slippers, and the slight undertones of a homosexual narrative, suggests that the resolution could involve young Billy suffering a fate worse than death, in the form of slipper proctology.

That's gold!

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2010, 02:56:43 PM »
The repetitive designation of the slippers, and the slight undertones of a homosexual narrative, suggests that the resolution could involve young Billy suffering a fate worse than death, in the form of slipper proctology.

Ziiiing!

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2011, 08:07:20 PM »
Billy set out to buy his Dad a pack of Pall Malls and a bottle of Moxie.

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2011, 08:43:28 PM »
Billy set out to buy his Dad a pack of Pall Malls and a bottle of Moxie.

Yes!  Great word wizard.  You have returned!  Please continue with your stories. :D
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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2011, 08:44:35 PM »
Does anyone have the time to try and compile all the Branch Stories? We should do that and e-mail them to Branch and various other "Insiders," in this industry.

this made me laugh so hard I blew a booger out

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2016, 04:52:54 PM »
Any news on Billy now?Perhaps Shakespeare is up to date on the matter?

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2016, 05:16:07 PM »
Yes, can we have an update please?

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Re: Dad's Feet, Part I
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2016, 05:37:33 PM »
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