Author Topic: Hit it...Felony Edition (Read 3290 times)

bigmikecox · « **on:** April 12, 2010, 03:31:09 PM »

Booked in the last 24 hours in Pinellas,
Hillsborough, Manatee and Pasco counties.

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:33:59 PM »

I'd bang all of them, unshowered too.

G_Thang · « **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:38:59 PM »

#1 will be some dykes b###h. too hot!

Parker · « **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:43:21 PM »

#1 and #4, would get it... # looks like a methhead, #3 a heroin addict.

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:44:48 PM »

1 yes
4 looks like she would bite your dick off

TrueGrit · « **Reply #5 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:44:48 PM »

Karla Homolka ftw..

Wiggs · « **Reply #6 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:13:57 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on April 12, 2010, 03:31:09 PM

Booked in the last 24 hours in Pinellas,
Hillsborough, Manatee and Pasco counties.

Hell yeah on number 1. If I was a prison guard she'd be prego.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #7 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:29:53 PM »

We need some naked shots before making the call.

G_Thang · « **Reply #8 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:31:58 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 12, 2010, 04:29:53 PM

We need some naked shots before making the call.

i'm more than willing to make conjugal visits for #1. dont have to pull my arm on the matter.

James Blunt · « **Reply #9 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:37:35 PM »

I can't hate I'm a 2 time felon

Definitely hit #1. Others... maybe not.

wes · « **Reply #10 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:49:46 PM »

18 to 80 blind crippled or crazy!!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:30:20 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on April 12, 2010, 04:31:58 PM

i'm more than willing to make conjugal visits for #1. dont have to pull my arm on the matter.

Twist. Twist my arm, Zapatista.

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #12 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:34:12 PM »

1 and 4 are sureshots. 2 and 3 can clean up whatever goo 1, 4, and I leave behind, but they gets no love.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #13 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:42:29 PM »

I would really like to line them up in a row and do a three stooges bitchslap for wasting my hard earned tax dollars.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #14 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:45:32 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on April 12, 2010, 06:42:29 PM

I would really like to line them up in a row and do a three stooges bitchslap for wasting my hard earned tax dollars.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Tre · « **Reply #15 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:50:00 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on April 12, 2010, 03:31:09 PM

Booked in the last 24 hours in Pinellas,
Hillsborough, Manatee and Pasco counties.

1, 4, 3

Wouldn't allow #2 in my hotel room and wouldn't allow any of them to know where I lived.

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #16 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:57:14 PM »

You know what the charges for all are, cox?

BB · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:58:05 PM »

1- Yes, she's hot. Looks like she can take a pounding too.

2- No, she looks like she's carrying all types of stuff.

3- Yeah, but I wouldn't want to look at her too much. She's a bit too "rode hard, and put away wet" looking for me.

4- Yeah.

~UN_$ung~ · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:07:54 PM »

apparently crystal meth addiction is ravaging the aforementioned counties .......

TrueGrit · « **Reply #19 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:14:42 PM »

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:22:18 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on April 12, 2010, 03:31:09 PM

Booked in the last 24 hours

Too soon. I like my women rehabilitated.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #21 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:25:16 PM »

My and my buddy have a macabre bet on whether this famous chick is alive or dead now.

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #22 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on April 12, 2010, 07:22:18 PM

Too soon. I like my women rehabilitated.

innocent until proven guilty.

G_Thang · « **Reply #23 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:52:26 PM »

Quote from: Tre on April 12, 2010, 06:50:00 PM

1, 4, 3

Wouldn't allow #2 in my hotel room and wouldn't allow any of them to know where I lived.

i'd be more than willing to harbor #1 as a fugitive and take my chances. you dont have to pull my arm on the matter.

BIG DUB · « **Reply #24 on:** April 12, 2010, 10:25:13 PM »

anybody that would hit 2 and 3 needs to have thier dick repoed...