With TAXES DUE tomorrow...

[Skeletor]

Yup.

 In the country I live now, income tax is 4%, there is no sales tax, and all other taxes are low or non-existant.

 The more I think about the USA, the less I want to go back there.

Wth, are you in Kuwait or some sort of tax-haven?

[pugalist666]

Yes, POST REPORTED to President Obama

im canadian , my goverment does my taxes for me , plus im a private contractor so no pay stubs    

[pellius]

i never claim my tips , does that count as cheating ?

Yes, it's cheating, but don't claim it or don't claim all of especially if it's cash. The guy tipping you already paid taxes on that money. If someone wants to give you something then it's nobody's business. Leave us the fuck alone.

You're still a dick but the government and it's ever increasing size and power is far more dangerous.

[pellius]

just make sure its postmarked by tomorrow.  it is a very simple form, just a couple fields to fill out and you are straight for 6 months.  you are technically supposed to send some sort of payment along with it if you can, but it's not necessary (though the address you mail it to will differ if depending on if you are attaching payment).  just read the form carefully.

Thanks. Already pulled up the form from google,

[ShipSekki]

Wth, are you in Kuwait or some sort of tax-haven?

 No, i'm in the land of hot food, hot neon lights, and hot pussy.

[ThaRealist]

No, i'm in the land of hot food, hot neon lights, and hot pussy.

brazil?

[ShipSekki]

brazil?

 No somewhere in Asia. I'm not gonna say where though because i'm a secret agent.

[pellius]

No, i'm in the land of hot food, hot neon lights, and hot pussy.

Why don't you just fucking tell us already.What's the big secret?

[ShipSekki]

Why don't you just fucking tell us already.What's the big secret?

 It's some country in Asia. So let's just say I live in "Asia"......

 I travel around a lot. Japan, Korea, China, Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam. It's all home. I'm moving to Vietnam in a few months probably. Right no i'm further north.

[ManBearPig...]

i had to open 2 ira accounts just to reduce my burden.  i love the clusterfuck we have; the more you make the more you pay.

[JOCKTHEGLIDE]

I was watching something about how alot of people cheat on their taxes to get money back or to not pay...

Are you guilty of stealing from America?

 

guess you not american fella,,,ever heard of government motors,,,they own 70% stake they run company now,,they build american trucks, by americans, for americans, who work hard all day,,,,

[pugalist666]

in the states if your employed for six months then get laid off for six months do you still have to pay taxes for that year ?

[Mr Nobody]

I was watching something about how alot of people cheat on their taxes to get money back or to not pay...

Are you guilty of stealing from America?

 

I'm on my way to Mexico right now.

[Wiggs]

guess you not american fella,,,ever heard of government motors,,,they own 70% stake they run company now,,they build american trucks, by americans, for americans, who work hard all day,,,,

DJ, I am American as Apple Pie.  10 years in the U.S. Air Force and I bleed red white and blue along with my Deutsch Frau.  Like Deine muter und vater (sp)

DJ I have a great idea, why don't you help turn me pro   I could use a seasoned vet as yourself to take me under his wings....no homo.

[Hulkotron]

All I know is Obama owes me $723.

[MP]

Democrats have no right to bitch in this thread. Fuck me, I hate having to pay!

[BIG ACH]

My first year filing taxes cause I just got my green card,

Got slammed with the self-employment tax (so I had to pay both halves of social security and medicare tax).


There goes fucking 3,000 dollars!

[Aerian]

I HATE TAXES!!!

Just because i am single and making a decent living, the Government feels they need  to tax the living hell outa me.

Just sent them $4992 .... 

[Palpatine Q]

I lie through my fucking teeth on my taxes...fuck the IRS.

If they catch me...they catch me, I'll just have to pay those ni99ers what i owed them anyway..

[Mr Nobody]

I lie through my fucking teeth on my taxes...fuck the IRS.

If they catch me...they catch me, I'll just have to pay those ni99ers what i owed them anyway..

Groink has the ticket right there.

[Croatch]

The government is just a racket.  Making up new taxes every day, in order to generate more and more funding...for...themselv es.
They could care less about the citizens, only about getting reelected and furthering their agenda.
If you don't cheat on your taxes, you're an idiot.

The democratic way of taxing the rich, is the most disgusting thing, since Kai Green nailed a grapefruit back in 03'.  "Lucky", I don't have to worry about it though.

[spinnis]

Ive only ever recieved one full paycheck and I already hate paying taxes, fucking 30%

[K-1]

Did mine the other day....had H&R do them for the last few years (I used to do my own)..I noticed those bastards would hound me more when I did them on my own...anyway...rep at H&R gave me the old "we can protect you if they come for an additional 30 bucks?"

I looked her dead in the eyes and said "No....LET THEM COME!" "I'll be waiting!" 

[Tapeworm]

Did mine the other day....had H&R do them for the last few years (I used to do my own)..I noticed those bastards would hound me more when I did them on my own...anyway...rep at H&R gave me the old "we can protect you if they come for an additional 30 bucks?"

I looked her dead in the eyes and said "No....LET THEM COME!" "I'll be waiting!" 

Lol.  You will live in legend and song in that H&R branch office!

[El Diablo Blanco]

Fucking retards.  YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDS.

Without taxes, the roads you drive one, the water you drink and someone of you shower with, the electricity you get wouldn't be there.  Sure water and electricity would but the cost would bankrupt everyone without support of the US.  The schools that most of you got educated in, the colleges that some of you went to exist because of taxes we pay.  Everything you take for granted wouldn't exist or would at outrageous costs.

Man you guys are retards.  I don't agree as to why we spend over 20% of the tax money on the military though.  That is the biggest waste.  The cops, the firemen, the ambulances and yes prisons wouldn't be there.  Do you think this is a better world for having prisons or not having them?  Man you guys are a bunch of teen retards that have no clue how this world works.

rant over, meltdown completed.