52 jobs in 52 weeks

[benchmstr]

Here’s an idea - don’t let silly bitches draw dumb shit on your dick anymore.

i was drunk, and asleep...

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[MadeYaMelt]

i never knew not having a career made someone a loser
can i call you a loser since i have 2 degrees and im guessing you dont? No i cant because being more educated doesnt make me better than anyone. 
i have no family, no kids, no debt, no payments so i merrily stroll along and do whatever i want to do and live where i want to and work where i want to. i have chosen that life and you chose yours. i wish you all  the success

I have degrees too - no it doesn't make me better than anyone.  I could care less what type of work someone does or how much money they make.  If they are working hard to support themselves then it says alot about their character, regardless of the type of employment.  By your own admission, you can't hold a job because you cannot control yourself.  I consider someone like that to be a weak-minded, drain on society, no matter how many degrees you hold. 

[benchmstr]

I have degrees too - no it doesn't make me better than anyone.  I could care less what type of work someone does or how much money they make.  If they are working hard to support themselves then it says alot about their character, regardless of the type of employment.  By your own admission, you can't hold a job because you cannot control yourself.  I consider someone like that to be a weak-minded, drain on society, no matter how many degrees you hold. 

i have a degree and dont even use it.....i went the complete opposite way....

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[clued-up]

i was drunk, and asleep...

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You might as well post up an ass shot of *ole girl*… that will teach her.

[benchmstr]

You might as well post up an ass shot of *ole girl*… that will teach her.

i tried to draw on her when she was asleep...epic failure of mission on my behalf...

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[disturbia]

I have degrees too - no it doesn't make me better than anyone.  I could care less what type of work someone does or how much money they make.  If they are working hard to support themselves then it says alot about their character, regardless of the type of employment.  By your own admission, you can't hold a job because you cannot control yourself.  I consider someone like that to be a weak-minded, drain on society, no matter how many degrees you hold. 

as long as you feel better saying that, good for you
now if i have your permission im just gonna keep living life my way

good for you being all high and mighty, we should all bow to you
sorry for having mental health issues

[benchmstr]

as long as you feel better saying that, good for you
now if i have your permission im just gonna keep living life my way

good for you being all high and mighty, we should all bow to you
sorry for having mental health issues

i had to pick up a guy on warrants today that would have made you feel like the most sane person on the planet!!!!!

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[chaos]

i had to pick up a guy on warrants today that would have made you feel like the most sane person on the planet!!!!!

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Did he lick the windows of your squad car?

[disturbia]

Did he lick the windows of your squad car?

 i peed in the back of one

[chaos]

i peed in the back of one

Did they hogtie you and throw you back in face down?

[benchmstr]

Did he lick the windows of your squad car?

bro...he was going batshit....i had to pick him up over 90 miles away cause he was wanted by one of my investigators for some crazy shit.....the entire way back he was screaming and kicking the backseat and shit....at one point i got tired of listening to him and stopped at a taco stand..and he called me racist for not getting him anything...we are both white!!...someone called the local PD of the town i stopped in cause they thought i kidnapped the guy and threw him in the back of the car and he was trying to call for help....a local officer showed up(who was black)...and the guy went really crazy, cause he hates folks of color.....so me and the officer put leg shackles on him, and a spit mask...then he asked where his taco was, so i walked up to the taco stand, got one for the officer and we left...that made him even worse...when i got him too the jail i let MHMR take care of him.....that trip sucked

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[disturbia]

i peed in the back of one

well i got to cells and got chucked in an isolation cell and rubbed one off  in there

true story
then i went to court and faced the wrong way and kept sitting down when they told me to stand up
i was 10/10 nuts in that timeframe

[Doug_Steele]

well i got to cells and got chucked in an isolation cell and rubbed one off  in there

true story
then i went to court and faced the wrong way and kept sitting down when they told me to stand up
i was 10/10 nuts in that timeframe

Josh, how many Double Downs do you think you can down???  I think you could hit about 24 or 26.   

I know you guys have a KFC up there. 

[benchmstr]

well i got to cells and got chucked in an isolation cell and rubbed one off  in there

true story
then i went to court and faced the wrong way and kept sitting down when they told me to stand up
i was 10/10 nuts in that timeframe

when i was in uniformed patrol that was my biggest flaw...i couldnt help but laugh at that shit....all the other guys would be pissed off, cause legally there isnt shit you can do to someone for being crazy.....i would just stand there and laugh my ass of as the crazy folk would start shit with the judge, or jail officers

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[benchmstr]

well i got to cells and got chucked in an isolation cell and rubbed one off  in there

true story
then i went to court and faced the wrong way and kept sitting down when they told me to stand up
i was 10/10 nuts in that timeframe

did they ripp all your clothes off?...

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[disturbia]

Josh, how many Double Downs do you think you can down???  I think you could hit about 24 or 26.   

I know you guys have a KFC up there. 

whats a double down?
im up for the challenge

[benchmstr]

whats a double down?
im up for the challenge

its a orgasmic blend of manly shit.....awesome!!!!

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[Doug_Steele]

its a orgasmic blend of manly shit.....awesome!!!!

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X2!!! 

[MadeYaMelt]

as long as you feel better saying that, good for you
now if i have your permission im just gonna keep living life my way

good for you being all high and mighty, we should all bow to you
sorry for having mental health issues

No need to apologize for something you can't help.  But what have you done to deal with these issues?  Millions of people have "issues" and don't use them as a crutch.  If you're in therapy and are trying to get help then I apologize... 

[Parker]

You should just cross the border and come here. Oshithead just approved another $18bil of monopoly money so he can extend the UE.

How much has he lowered the deficit?

[PANDAEMONIUM]

i either get so bored with something or dont get along with someone, im not putting pressure on myself to stay at one job.   im gonna do 52 jobs in 52 weeks

hahaha

[GigantorX]

as long as you feel better saying that, good for you
now if i have your permission im just gonna keep living life my way

good for you being all high and mighty, we should all bow to you
sorry for having mental health issues

Seriously, enough.

Please shut the fuck up with this bullshit and go away.

[disturbia]

Seriously, enough.

Please shut the fuck up with this bullshit and go away.

no think i will stick around and drive you up the wall with it instead

[GigantorX]

no think i will stick around and drive you up the wall with it instead

I'm not being 'driven' anywhere by you. I just find you to be an insufferable, attention whoring clown who is probably lying about being mentally ill.

And anyways, don't you have multiple threads to start that "inform" us about how you were getting your life in order only to have it totally derailed by you OD'ing or throwing a fit and breaking a faucet?

Do us all a favor, break your skull in with a crowbar.

Thanks!

[MadeYaMelt]

I'm not being 'driven' anywhere by you. I just find you to be an insufferable, attention whoring clown who is probably lying about being mentally ill.

And anyways, don't you have multiple threads to start that "inform" us about how you were getting your life in order only to have it totally derailed by you OD'ing or throwing a fit and breaking a faucet?

Do us all a favor, break your skull in with a crowbar.

Thanks!

From what I understand, he's too much of a coward to do this - he prefers to abuse women.  I guess he could help that either though...  "illness" and all...