Ideas regarding a new Business Venture.

[Topskin69]

I have long thought that a great way to make money would be to start up a premium porn company that focused on creating High Quality Gonzo Midget porn. Like an Evil Angel for Midgets....

There isn't much new/quality midget porn out there, yet there is a high demand for it.... Before raising funds to see this off the ground, (and try to both find and convince Midgets to be in these films), I have been trying to think of some clever titles to start off with.

So far I have come up with:

"Little Bods; Big Rods!"

"A Dwarf in my hand is worth two in the bush"

and

"A large Orifice for a wee Gentleman"

Can anyone think of some more? 

[ShipSekki]

 If you have an idea like that GO FOR IT!!!

 I remember back in 1999 me and my buddy were stoned and we came up with the idea for bum fights. We would pay bums to brawl each other and record it, maybe even post flyers in the neighborhood and invite friends to watch, and make a funny movie out of it. Then we said "Oh it's just a crazy idea. It won't work."

 Sure enough, about 3 years later, "Bumfights" came out and all the people who made it became filthy rich. It could have been us.

[just_a_pilgrim]

How about Midgets fucking Dwarfs? People always get them mixed up and you could use porn to educate them.

[Topskin69]

How about Midgets fucking Dwarfs? People always get them mixed up and you could use porn to educate them.

Hmm....this is a good point. I would not discriminate, both Midgets, and Dwarfs would be welcome, and maybe even Lee Priest!

Do you have any good names to contribute?

[Topskin69]

Some suggestions from Special Ed:

"Little Rats"
"Walk small and carry a Big Stick"
"Honey I shrunk Everything but my Dick"

[just_a_pilgrim]

I have been to many Muay-Thai fights and i once saw one with midgets.

One guy in the audience yelled out 'Shorten up your punches' 

[Mr Nobody]

Nice idea I would sign beetlejuice immediately.

[Schmoe Buster]

202 division will give you an endless supply of midgets looking to earn $$$

[Mr Nobody]

202 division will give you an endless supply of midgets looking to earn $$$

[Tapeworm]

If you have an idea like that GO FOR IT!!!

 I remember back in 1999 me and my buddy were stoned and we came up with the idea for bum fights. We would pay bums to brawl each other and record it, maybe even post flyers in the neighborhood and invite friends to watch, and make a funny movie out of it. Then we said "Oh it's just a crazy idea. It won't work."

 Sure enough, about 3 years later, "Bumfights" came out and all the people who made it became filthy rich. It could have been us.

[clued-up]

I’ve never watched midget porn… no interest at all.

[Schmoe Buster]

I’ve never watched midget porn… no interest at all.

in some ways watching the 202 division is like watching midget porn, super midget porn

[Kwon]

I have long thought that a great way to make money would be to start up a premium porn company that focused on creating High Quality Gonzo Midget porn. Like an Evil Angel for Midgets....

There isn't much new/quality midget porn out there, yet there is a high demand for it.... Before raising funds to see this off the ground, (and try to both find and convince Midgets to be in these films), I have been trying to think of some clever titles to start off with.

So far I have come up with:

"Little Bods; Big Rods!"

"A Dwarf in my hand is worth two in the bush"

and

"A large Orifice for a wee Gentleman"

Can anyone think of some more?  

Solution here  <---

[HTexan]

I have long thought that a great way to make money would be to start up a premium porn company that focused on creating High Quality Gonzo Midget porn. Like an Evil Angel for Midgets....

There isn't much new/quality midget porn out there, yet there is a high demand for it.... Before raising funds to see this off the ground, (and try to both find and convince Midgets to be in these films), I have been trying to think of some clever titles to start off with.

So far I have come up with:

"Little Bods; Big Rods!"

"A Dwarf in my hand is worth two in the bush"

and

"A large Orifice for a wee Gentleman"

Can anyone think of some more? 

What you budget look like?

[The Showstoppa]

202 division will give you an endless supply of midgets looking to earn $$$

BOOM !  hahahaha