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No Bears Today
« on: April 19, 2010, 05:57:14 PM »
Went looking for one and put in a great effort but i think they may all be asleep still.  Had to come back cause i forgot to take my meds with me, and it wouldnt be fair for the bear if i didnt take my meds.

hope this link works, gonna move it to youtube

http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=4AtXI6JI7G%2Fc52M7EsmXVYh4l5k2TGxc


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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2010, 06:08:36 PM »
r you totally nuts?  i hope you were kidding...

dont get me wrong...i enjoy a "man  gets eaten alive" video, as much as the other guy...but...

you need to STAY ON them meds mate
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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 06:12:14 PM »
r you totally nuts?  i hope you were kidding...

dont get me wrong...i enjoy a "man  gets eaten alive" video, as much as the other guy...but...

you need to STAY ON them meds mate

there is zero kidding in this
my dream is to fight a bear, if i find one its on, only black or brown though, grizzly and im fukin outta there

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2010, 06:15:01 PM »
Tanktank came along today


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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2010, 06:15:09 PM »
my dream is to fight a bear, if i find one its on, only black or brown though, grizzly and im fukin outta there
Have you read Keith's account of posing with Boogie?  

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2010, 06:16:21 PM »
there is zero kidding in this
my dream is to fight a bear, if i find one its on, only black or brown though, grizzly and im fukin outta there
my dad fought a bear once at a carnival here in texas...he was 18 or so....the bear totally whipped his ass...if i ever come across a bear, i must beat the shit out of it for my dad!!!

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2010, 06:20:01 PM »
my dad fought a bear once at a carnival here in texas...he was 18 or so....the bear totally whipped his ass...if i ever come across a bear, i must beat the shit out of it for my dad!!!

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2010, 06:20:23 PM »
LOL Only on Getbig.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2010, 06:20:36 PM »
there were no bears today but were there any twinks?

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2010, 06:22:43 PM »
there were no bears today but were there any twinks?

there wasnt much of anything where i was,....the silence was insane

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2010, 06:22:49 PM »
Disturbia I hope you do not actually attempt this task.  The bear is a formidable adversary.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2010, 06:23:59 PM »
Maybe a Gorilla was in the area and scared all the bears away.

Either that or Mister Magoo was having a "sausage sizzle" for Musclefurs members at his place.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2010, 06:26:21 PM »
Disturbia I hope you do not actually attempt this task.  The bear is a formidable adversary.

you really don't get me, do you?

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2010, 06:35:42 PM »
you really don't get me, do you?

Guess not; you used to be nice to me on here, not sure why you're such dick now.  I'll stay out of your legendary thread here ::)

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2010, 06:35:57 PM »
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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2010, 06:40:28 PM »
Guess not; you used to be nice to me on here, not sure why you're such dick now.  I'll stay out of your legendary thread here ::)

ive never been a dick to you and if i have i apologize, i respect you on here and never mean to disrespect you.

ya i think if and when i do get a video of me and a bear fighting id have to say it will be legendary, and it will happen this year

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2010, 06:43:47 PM »
ive never been a dick to you and if i have i apologize, i respect you on here and never mean to disrespect you.

ya i think if and when i do get a video of me and a bear fighting id have to say it will be legendary, and it will happen this year

Are u serious bro?

Even a small bear can fuck a human up.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2010, 06:46:49 PM »
ive never been a dick to you and if i have i apologize, i respect you on here and never mean to disrespect you.

ya i think if and when i do get a video of me and a bear fighting id have to say it will be legendary, and it will happen this year

just don't come back and beat up Lucan by accident!!!

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2010, 06:49:23 PM »
just don't come back and beat up Lucan by accident!!!
what do you think josh's chances are against a bear?

will he win by murder, KO, or submission?

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2010, 07:03:48 PM »
There's no question, the bear wins by death and destruction in the first degree. Every time.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2010, 07:17:29 PM »
what do you think josh's chances are against a bear?

will he win by murder, KO, or submission?

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if the bear crossed someone dear to Josh, i wouldn't bet on the bear!!  Josh would let someone/something beat him to death to save a friend

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2010, 07:20:56 PM »
just don't come back and beat up Lucan by accident!!!

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2010, 07:28:07 PM »
just don't come back and beat up Lucan by accident!!!
man that dog looks bad ass. what race is it?

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2010, 07:30:24 PM »
The Chicago Bears suck.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2010, 07:41:04 PM »
holy shit this is awesome!!! best thread on getbig ever. Josh, try to get a gps with you or something in case you die so that hazbin can go pick up the camera and show us the fight!! Good luck! I suggest that you bring a baseball bat at least with you, because no matter how pumped you are to fuck the bear up, one claw hit and its game over. The bear must not have the chance to touch you once or you're done.

  To make this even more fucking epic, fuck the fucker up with a huge spiked mace like this, and if you can get a knight armor, use it. if you can do it and film it correctly, you're gonna be the most badass man to ever walk on this planet(plus you will be a millionaire in no time):