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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2010, 07:42:39 PM »
You have taken the Falcon principles to a new dimension ie standing, walking and posting among Bears while drinking olive oil.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2010, 07:46:25 PM »
if the bear crossed someone dear to Josh, i wouldn't bet on the bear!!  Josh would let someone/something beat him to death to save a friend

wtf did u do in the bathroom
hour later and it still stinks

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2010, 08:03:55 PM »
wtf did u do in the bathroom
hour later and it still stinks

killed a bear?  told you my tummy wasn't feeling good, lol.  why do you think i headed to the south house, haha.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2010, 08:05:36 PM »
there is zero kidding in this
my dream is to fight a bear, if i find one its on, only black or brown though, grizzly and im fukin outta there
watch the whole thing...after the first minute..they test bear strength
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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2010, 08:08:01 PM »
watch the whole thing...after the first minute..they test bear strength
:-\
he just needs to pop a couple of halo's...

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2010, 08:08:08 PM »
there is zero kidding in this
my dream is to fight a bear, if i find one its on, only black or brown though, grizzly and im fukin outta there

yeah cause fighting a grizzly would be crazy!!!  lol.  

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2010, 08:26:41 PM »
Black bears are not that bad.  Healthy adults can usually fight them off-but a lot of times that is because they figure you are not worth the trouble for a snack.  But I don't know about a straight up fight to the death.  I would pay good money to see it
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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2010, 08:27:26 PM »
BTW, where do you live were there are signs like that?  Montana? BC?
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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2010, 08:36:32 PM »
Josh's chances aren't looking good, better go for the foreign object and keep a taser and some bear spray in your pocket.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2010, 08:40:11 PM »
watch the whole thing...after the first minute..they test bear strength
:-\
LMFAO!!! That bear looked cool as shit flipping that trash can around! :D
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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2010, 08:42:09 PM »
a girl that used to work for me got a call that her forrest ranger boyfriend (then, husband now)had been mauled by a grizzly in Prince George. he almost died. his entire scalp was ripped off, hand crushed, bicep, ass cheek and hamstring were ripped right off. they saved Louie, and docs took his lat to replace part of his ass/hamstring.  he had one of those balloon things under what was left of his head skin to stretch it over time and pull it over the missing areas.  

Tanya stayed with him and last i heard they were still together. he returned to amatuer wrestling after he healed up. imagine looking across the matt thinking what the hell happened to this guy?

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2010, 08:42:42 PM »
BTW, where do you live were there are signs like that?  Montana? BC?

Calgary

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2010, 10:39:00 PM »
watch the whole thing...after the first minute..they test bear strength
:-\

pretty intense stuff

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2010, 12:56:13 AM »
Although I've always liked and admired Hazbin now that Josh has given us some insight into the type of man he is now when I see the name Hazbin I'm just in awe.

We should be honored that he takes a few moments to do some slumming with the likes of us.


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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2010, 02:29:23 AM »
he just needs to pop a couple of halo's...

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yes...the halos would defanitely give the bear a headache and the guy would have a better shot  :D



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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2010, 06:44:02 AM »
Good Luck brother. I have a feeling the black bear will run when you attempt to confront it. I spend a lot of times in the woods and every time I see a black bear, it just turns and runs. I dread the day I step between a mama and her cubs though. I would rather not fight a freakin bear. 

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2010, 06:49:09 AM »
Here's a muscle bear for you. 


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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2010, 06:58:19 AM »
Charge of the Light Brigade, was Disturbia dismayed, not though the soldier knew, Getbig had blunder'd.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2010, 09:01:34 AM »
Take a Gorilla with you Josh they can whip a bears ass anytime there has been many a posts here with the results.

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2010, 03:42:29 PM »
i'd advice against messing with a full size bear,even in pa the black bears go up to 800 lbs. they fear humans somewhat but once they realize they're bigger than you and that you might be a potential food source  it isn't pretty. timothy treadwell just wanted to pet them now he's inside of him.
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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #45 on: April 20, 2010, 03:54:45 PM »


harmless teddy bear

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #46 on: April 20, 2010, 04:09:55 PM »
Guess not; you used to be nice to me on here, not sure why you're such dick now.  I'll stay out of your legendary thread here ::)

you re such a whining little bitch, you know that, on top of that you re a ugly ginger boy

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2010, 04:19:18 PM »
you re such a whining little bitch, you know that, on top of that you re a ugly ginger boy

How about you quit following me around here you fat Downs Syndrome-looking retard?

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2010, 04:21:31 PM »
How about you quit following me around here you fat Downs Syndrome-looking retard?

haha you melt fast, no surprise from such a whining phaggot

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Re: No Bears Today
« Reply #49 on: April 20, 2010, 04:23:28 PM »
Damn, you're on some deathwish shit.