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Re: Bench!
« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2010, 08:14:00 PM »
Lone star is pretty cheap around these parts so you learn to love it especially playing beer pong...

the new bud low calorie beer isnt bad Ive had one or two of those...iono what its called but i think it has 55 calories as well taste alot better than bud select to me.

I dont think i can drink michelob ultra especially pomegranite without giving up my man card for a few days... :-\
i have never drank lone stare......i hope it will never come to that ;D

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2010, 08:18:59 PM »
i rarely get the urge to drink.  i'm more of a food person.  hence my epic fatassness

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« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2010, 08:20:43 PM »
i rarely get the urge to drink.  i'm more of a food person.  hence my epic fatassness
food is why i drink....i am not sitting outside for 12-24 hours cooking brisket without drinking...

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« Reply #53 on: April 23, 2010, 08:24:45 PM »
food is why i drink....i am not sitting outside for 12-24 hours cooking brisket without drinking...

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« Reply #54 on: April 23, 2010, 08:26:41 PM »
not sure why, but i will have 2 drinks or so and my baody just says no and no drink will taste good after that

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #55 on: April 23, 2010, 08:27:27 PM »
Nothing like grilling out and get drunk
bench does not speak of grilling....he speaks of BBQ 8)

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #56 on: April 23, 2010, 08:37:23 PM »
i like spicey bbq, not so much the sweet stuff. 

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #57 on: April 23, 2010, 08:38:33 PM »
bench does not speak of grilling....he speaks of BBQ 8)

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #58 on: April 23, 2010, 08:38:46 PM »
i like spicey bbq, not so much the sweet stuff. 
bench is from a state that will crucify you for sweet BBQ...

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #59 on: April 23, 2010, 08:41:01 PM »
Damn I forgot Texas BBQ
grilling=1-20 minutes

BBQ=6-24 hours

the middle ground is refered to simply as "cooking"...

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #60 on: April 23, 2010, 08:42:31 PM »
been a while since i had some good bbq

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« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2010, 08:43:40 PM »
been a while since i had some good bbq
sad...just sad..

i want to BBQ this weekend....but i dont want to eat it....i love cooking it, but after you spend all that time with it you never want to eat it...

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« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2010, 08:45:36 PM »
i have never drank lone stare......i hope it will never come to that ;D

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LOL sacrilege...you must have a lone star the next time you go out

what about a 40 of mickey's malt liquor?

used to play this game called edward 40 hands...basically you duct tape 2 40's to your hands one in each and you cant take em off until both are finished...makes for some pretty funny and frantic moments trying to get your pants off to piss... ;D

tip: drink both at the same time or the 2nd one is piss warm by the time you get half way through it  :-X

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2010, 08:46:52 PM »
bbq, beer and football...my idea of a perfect day  :)

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« Reply #64 on: April 23, 2010, 08:49:52 PM »
sad...just sad..

i want to BBQ this weekend....but i dont want to eat it....i love cooking it, but after you spend all that time with it you never want to eat it...

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #65 on: April 23, 2010, 08:53:38 PM »
bbq, beer and football...my idea of a perfect day  :)
BBQ, beer, watching a fist fight, blowing some shit up, ending the day in bed with something beautifull.....

my perfect day 8)

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #66 on: April 23, 2010, 08:54:48 PM »
mmm sex

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« Reply #67 on: April 23, 2010, 08:57:06 PM »
mmm sex
it doesnt even have to be sex....just knowing that you can is sometimes good enough...

so far today for me hasnt been perfect...but i have had beer, and am laying in bed with a hottie...

see you douchbags in the morning...

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« Reply #68 on: April 23, 2010, 08:59:00 PM »
BBQ, beer, watching a fist fight, blowing some shit up, ending the day in bed with something beautifull.....

my perfect day 8)

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LOL i left that out b/c this is the womens board, but yea getting on a good looking women a couple times and thats my perfect day too  ;D 8)

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #69 on: April 23, 2010, 08:59:44 PM »
i hate you

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« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2010, 03:18:38 AM »
LOL i left that out b/c this is the womens board, but yea getting on a good looking women a couple times and thats my perfect day too  ;D 8)

I don't think most of the women here find offense to bench's post about his perfect day

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« Reply #71 on: April 24, 2010, 03:20:36 AM »
BBQ, beer, watching a fist fight, blowing some shit up, ending the day in bed with something beautifull.....

my perfect day 8)

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Mine would be similar

BBQ, Beer, pedicure and facial (easy boys not the facial your thinking of) but ending the day in bed with something nice to look at, either male or female (depends which team the lady bats for) is just but about perfect

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #72 on: April 24, 2010, 06:22:28 AM »
Mine would be similar

BBQ, Beer, pedicure and facial (easy boys not the facial your thinking of) but ending the day in bed with something nice to look at, either male or female (depends which team the lady bats for) is just but about perfect

and here is where the other facial comes into play, or maybe a pearl necklace.  Women look good in pearls.


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Re: Bench!
« Reply #73 on: April 24, 2010, 09:20:18 AM »
I don't think most of the women here find offense to bench's post about his perfect day
I doubt most if any do i usually err on the side of safety though unless I know you well

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Re: Bench!
« Reply #74 on: April 24, 2010, 02:09:26 PM »
i hate you
because of that?....or because i took away your man card?

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