seriously, whose bright idea was it to make it suddenly uncool to go bald
look at the silverback gorilla you become a leader and get respect (and first choice of women

) when you start growing grey hair on your back
hairloss should be praised as a sign of maturity, perseverence, experience
it should be a rite of passage
we shouldnt let flaky 18 year girls dictate what is and isnt cool in this world!!
sincerely,
marty