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Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« on: April 24, 2010, 03:01:28 AM »


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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2010, 03:24:46 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on April 24, 2010, 03:01:28 AM


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Celine Dion, cause she can hit those high notes...Never like horseface Sarah...she is like a better version of Calista Flockheart...
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2010, 04:53:17 AM »
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2010, 05:26:15 AM »
Tough call, both suck... and not in a good way.
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2010, 05:32:48 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on April 24, 2010, 05:26:15 AM
Tough call, both suck... and not in a good way.
X2 spot on
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2010, 05:44:32 AM »
I'd use a condom........as a cussion against those sharp bones
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2010, 05:48:40 AM »
HAHA, I was nude about to google ndues or sarah and

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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2010, 05:49:23 AM »
haha the soutpark episode was fukcing gold...where they made fun of parker
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2010, 05:50:46 AM »
I would.








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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2010, 05:55:06 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on April 24, 2010, 05:50:46 AM
I would.










I can only see the last picture but it gave me a raging hard on  :'(
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2010, 05:57:12 AM »
you missed her perfect nipples!
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2010, 06:04:36 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on April 24, 2010, 05:57:12 AM
you missed her perfect nipples!

well fix it then you beeeaatch  :P
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2010, 06:12:48 AM »
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2010, 09:58:31 AM »
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a full on ass-to-mouth freak.  Celine looks like locked-box missionary on birthdays and anniversary only prude.  I guarantee her public hair starts above her bellybutton, wraps around through her ass-crack, and slowly fades out down each thigh. 

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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2010, 10:00:20 AM »
Quote from: doison on April 24, 2010, 09:58:31 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a full on ass-to-mouth freak.  Celine looks like locked-box missionary on birthdays and anniversary only prude.  I guarantee her public hair starts above her bellybutton, wraps around through her ass-crack, and slowly fades out down each thigh. 

Astute analysis right there.
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2010, 10:01:01 AM »
both of em have such long faces ya really cant miss once ya take a swing!
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2010, 10:12:06 AM »
Quote from: doison on April 24, 2010, 09:58:31 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a full on ass-to-mouth freak.  Celine looks like locked-box missionary on birthdays and anniversary only prude.  I guarantee her public hair starts above her bellybutton, wraps around through her ass-crack, and slowly fades out down each thigh. 


Hell yea good report. ;D
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2010, 10:13:52 AM »
Parker. I can honestly say that I've never, ever, had a sexual thought about Celine Dion. And that's saying something. You should see some of the pigs I've banged. It would make ya sick. :-[
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2010, 10:52:40 AM »
both delusional, self involved crazy women


when you say which one would you hit?

does that mean this:



because that is what i would like to do to both of them
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2010, 10:53:27 AM »
Neither

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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2010, 11:30:55 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on April 24, 2010, 10:53:27 AM
Neither



Video of that gif or she doesn't exist
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2010, 12:24:49 PM »
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2010, 12:28:54 PM »
Celine.

I've seen Sarah Jessica Parker in real life, and its not any better than on TV, ugly face!


And yes my wife dragged me to Live With Regis and Kelly LOL, here's a pic I snapped there!  On the plus side, Robert Downey Jr was the second guest, so it was pretty cool seeing him!

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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2010, 12:30:22 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on April 24, 2010, 12:28:54 PM


I've seen Sarah Jessica Parker in real life,



did u try and feed it hay?
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Re: Who would you rather hit:Celine Dion or Sarah Jessica Parker?
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2010, 12:31:58 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger on April 24, 2010, 12:30:22 PM
did u try and feed it hay?

No but some gay guy there did.... Ok he only got a picture with her but he was so giddy to have his arm around her, was quite funny!
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