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ToxicAvenger

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connundrum
« on: April 24, 2010, 08:03:29 PM »
my stomach is making bubbly weird loud sounds
i feel a storm brewing....


AND



I'm almost out of reading material >:(
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2010, 08:11:50 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger on April 24, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
my stomach is making bubbly weird loud sounds
i feel a storm brewing....


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I'm almost out of reading material >:(

 Be sure the TP roll is full........
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2010, 08:16:12 PM »
Quote from: Princess L on April 24, 2010, 08:11:50 PM

 Be sure the TP roll is full........

i'm armed

...except..i use these



....still rumbling...and no action......damn chilis tacos  >:(
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2010, 06:03:04 AM »
may your evacuation be more fruitfull than that of katrina
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2010, 07:47:21 AM »
Quote from: Migs on April 25, 2010, 06:03:04 AM
may your evacuation be more fruitfull than that of katrina


its morning....nothing yet.....stomach sorta hurt all night  >:(
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2010, 07:50:01 PM »
T minus 1 min. and counting.Houston,we have a problem!
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2010, 07:58:05 PM »
Quote from: yng466 on April 25, 2010, 07:50:01 PM
T minus 1 min. and counting.Houston,we have a problem!


problem solved mid day sometimes day.......

thankfully...by that time my girl had given me a book to read! ;D
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2010, 08:07:22 PM »
Cmon! Taking a shit without a comic book? Now that's just downright un-American to me! >:(
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2010, 08:54:51 PM »
i don't read comics for crapping
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2010, 09:37:24 PM »
This is why the Creator made laptops. :)
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2010, 01:37:09 AM »
comics....nah ...my girl gave me one of them vampire books and i ws good to go.... :D
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2010, 06:47:42 AM »
I dreamed last night that I had a toilet in my kitchen garbage can and it was clogged...couldn't see anything in there but the water wouldn't go down and later overflowed...finally I used kitchen tongs and shoved them around down there and it was clear.  Also there was a fairy living in my house and I hadn't let her out to pee in awhile and she started going on the rug ...I hurriedly sent her out w/the dogs and then we had a talk about getting her an indoor toilet.  We were going to use a shot glass.  What the  ???
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2010, 08:15:45 AM »
Quote from: STella on April 27, 2010, 06:47:42 AM
I dreamed last night that I had a toilet in my kitchen garbage can and it was clogged...couldn't see anything in there but the water wouldn't go down and later overflowed...finally I used kitchen tongs and shoved them around down there and it was clear.  Also there was a fairy living in my house and I hadn't let her out to pee in awhile and she started going on the rug ...I hurriedly sent her out w/the dogs and then we had a talk about getting her an indoor toilet.  We were going to use a shot glass.  What the  ???


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Re: connundrum
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2010, 02:09:23 PM »
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2010, 04:27:07 PM »
spare yourself the embarassment of soiling yourself...

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Re: connundrum
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2010, 03:09:39 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 27, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
spare yourself the embarassment of soiling yourself...

bench

nice, diging the patches too lol.

damn, be right back.  I have to release the kraken.
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2010, 04:49:17 PM »
Quote from: Migs on April 28, 2010, 03:09:39 PM
nice, diging the patches too lol.

damn, be right back.  I have to release the kraken.
oh, then your really gonna love this....thats my fiance's gun....yeah, she has a cooler gun than you ;D

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Re: connundrum
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2010, 06:05:52 PM »
remember the whole hating you thing...it's back.
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2010, 06:14:20 PM »
Quote from: Migs on April 28, 2010, 06:05:52 PM
remember the whole hating you thing...it's back.
hate her...i just built the gun....she built the bag, and took the pictures...

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Re: connundrum
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2010, 06:17:03 PM »
i hope you spill flameado down your pants and on your nether regions
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2010, 06:19:05 PM »
Quote from: Migs on April 28, 2010, 06:17:03 PM
i hope you spill flameado down your pants and on your nether regions

talk about cheesy nuts  LMAOOOOOOOOOOO good one migs..

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Re: connundrum
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2010, 06:20:51 PM »
Quote from: newmom on April 28, 2010, 06:19:05 PM
talk about cheesy nuts  LMAOOOOOOOOOOO good one migs..

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you sure about that?

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Re: connundrum
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2010, 06:21:52 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on April 28, 2010, 06:20:51 PM
you sure about that?

and migs is parking cars at the wedding ;D

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that is not niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2010, 06:27:26 PM »
i got my man card back once you accidently got hitched.  I take a gun to work, just one on me, unless you count the one in my car, and i quit parking cars at weddings and moved into cutting the cake.
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Re: connundrum
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2010, 06:32:45 PM »
Quote from: Migs on April 28, 2010, 06:27:26 PM
i got my man card back once you accidently got hitched.  I take a gun to work, just one on me, unless you count the one in my car, and i quit parking cars at weddings and moved into cutting the cake.
ok you can have your man card back...but its only good for 25 wings at hooters instead of the usual 50....the beer is still unlimited though ;)

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