Author Topic: I've been away for a while. I need some answers (Read 2695 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** April 25, 2010, 02:04:03 AM »

Is squadfather back yet?
Does big mal still have massive jugs?
Has chaos been doing calf raises to try and improve those nasty cankles?
Does chaos still banish his wife to the dvd room so he can post on getbig?
Is anyone still on the moosejay train?
Has bezerkfury stepped out of his dorm room in the last 2 weeks?
which model is kiwiol currently dating?
is sevataste still a skinny fat pasty white twink?
is quickerblade still giving out priceless info on how to have sex with bitches?
has goudy learnt how to bench press yet?
what is xfactors current cycle. is he still alive after the prostitute he married gave him aids.
does bigmc still make twinks tremble in fear every time he posts?
has dan18 opened an international airport on his forehead?
has ukgold put any fingers up his ass lately?
has webcake explained why he didnt want to meet me when i was in sydney?

does parker still like fat chicks?
has candidate2025 joined the queer eye for the straight guy tv show cast?
has wiggs lived out a real life tranny experience?

webcake · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:12:20 AM »

you were in Sydney?

jaejonna · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:12:32 AM »

still gay and not funny

no surprise here

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:13:39 AM »

Quote from: webcake on April 25, 2010, 02:12:20 AM

you were in Sydney?

i told you i was coming..... you even gave me advices on where to go out

webcake · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:16:43 AM »

oh yeah now i remember.

sorry bout that. did you have a good time?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:22:28 AM »

Quote from: webcake on April 25, 2010, 02:16:43 AM

oh yeah now i remember.

sorry bout that. did you have a good time?

It was ok... met the girl on the right and had a great night with her. No sexy time tho

jaejonna · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:24:48 AM »

Quote from: webcake on April 25, 2010, 02:16:43 AM

oh yeah now i remember.

sorry bout that. did you have a good time?

Translation: i live in the outback miles away from Sydney the equivalent of me driving to Florida from NYC ......

then on top of that he is from the 'internet' ....... sorry unless its X factor , big mal or mars then count me out

webcake · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:24:53 AM »

cake approved!

Where were you staying? what clubs you end up going to?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:28:17 AM »

Quote from: webcake on April 25, 2010, 02:24:53 AM

cake approved!

Where were you staying? what clubs you end up going to?

we were doing it tough because we were a rugby team and had too much sausage to get in anywhere, so i took one wing man and we went hunting.... ivy, some place that does $5 pizza on friday (amaaazing pussy in that club) , a couple other places in kings cross.... i was so fucked i didnt know where i was by then

outby43 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:31:43 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 25, 2010, 02:28:17 AM

we were doing it tough because we were a rugby team and had too much sausage to get in anywhere, so i took one wing man and we went hunting.... ivy, some place that does $5 pizza on friday (amaaazing pussy in that club) , a couple other places in kings cross.... i was so fucked i didnt know where i was by then

can't believe you didn't get laid dude. $:-\$

jaejonna · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:33:41 AM »

Quote from: xbht on April 25, 2010, 02:31:43 AM

can't believe you didn't get laid dude. $:-\$

He went to Sydney not Bangkok..........

webcake · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:33:58 AM »

if me an nzmm hit the clubs the bitches would have died. too much studliness to handle.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:34:06 AM »

Quote from: xbht on April 25, 2010, 02:31:43 AM

can't believe you didn't get laid dude. $:-\$

bitches in aussie aren't as slutty as nz birds. clearly i was not prepared for that development.

jaejonna · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:35:08 AM »

Quote from: webcake on April 25, 2010, 02:33:58 AM

if me an nzmm hit the clubs the bitches would have died. too much studliness to handle.

Me and X factor took over Miami ......real talk.

webcake · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:35:45 AM »

an epic combination right there.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:36:04 AM »

Quote from: webcake on April 25, 2010, 02:33:58 AM

if me an nzmm hit the clubs the bitches would have died. too much studliness to handle.

This is true.

We did the sluts a favor by not combining our powers

jaejonna · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:37:43 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 25, 2010, 02:36:04 AM

This is true.

We did the sluts a favor by not combining our powers

The vaginae were safe.....for now.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:38:28 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on April 25, 2010, 02:35:08 AM

Me and X factor took over Miami ......real talk.

did xfactor tell you what his current cycle was?

outby43 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:38:48 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 25, 2010, 02:34:06 AM

bitches in aussie aren't as slutty as nz birds. clearly i was not prepared for that development.

well then it was a good test to up your game. Now the NZ whores will be slayed 2X as bad...or good.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:50:16 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 25, 2010, 02:28:17 AM

we were doing it tough because we were a rugby team and had too much sausage to get in anywhere, so i took one wing man and we went hunting.... ivy, some place that does $5 pizza on friday (amaaazing pussy in that club) , a couple other places in kings cross.... i was so fucked i didnt know where i was by then

we though you had moved to canada to slay whores, welcome back.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:52:33 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 25, 2010, 02:50:16 AM

we though you had moved to canada to slay whores, welcome back.

cheers nobody,

not moved to canada just yet.... will let you know when i do

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2010, 02:53:15 AM »

Quote from: xbht on April 25, 2010, 02:38:48 AM

well then it was a good test to up your game. Now the NZ whores will be slayed 2X as bad...or good.

I have been on fire lately.... i almost feel sorry for the poor sluts

Ursus · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2010, 03:52:45 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 25, 2010, 02:04:03 AM

has goudy learnt how to bench press yet?

LOL and I bench way more than you SonnyJim

Quickerblade · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2010, 04:07:42 AM »

What the fuck? u were in sydney and didnt consult with me?

Im not happy, fuck the Ivy, u need to visit the beergardens in sydney, or restaraunt bars, chicks are heavily under the influence.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2010, 04:44:25 AM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on April 26, 2010, 04:07:42 AM

What the fuck? u were in sydney and didnt consult with me?

Im not happy, fuck the Ivy, u need to visit the beergardens in sydney, or restaraunt bars, chicks are heavily under the influence.

I love a woman semi-conscious during sex.