your physique and the "demographic" it attracts

[ShipSekki]

 Anal is usually nasty.

 The last time I did it I almost vomitted. I literally had shit all over my dick....

[ThaRealist]

well my age and status (single)makes me a cougar but I dont date nor do anything else with the young ones and no anal for this old lady

Some women just don't want every hole stuffed

[newmom]

Some women just don't want every hole stuffed

true indeed young jedi

[JOEMUSCLE]

Some guys do.

[ThaRealist]

Lucky for me it attracted my wife, which is the hottest woman I've ever been with. Other than that, usually big girls...I think they like standing next to me and for once in their lives, not feeling like "the big one" in the relationship.

Smaller girls...not so much. I probably scared the shit out of them. I don't exactly look approachable. I'm a ginger. And I have the face only my mom could love. Also, my wife tells me I look like a shaved down gorilla. Not very pretty -- I'm more the kind of guy you'd want with you if you got jumped outside a club, needed a heavy to bail you out of a tough bind, or needed someone to lift a failed bench attempt off your chest. Funny...I put those three character traits on my e-harmony profile...no hits.

Hey, my ex-wife was gorgeous just turned out to be a total bitch and was more jealous of me than I could ever have dreamed of her go figure

[ThaRealist]

Did you know she was nuts before you married her, but married her anyway? Or was it a total surprise, post-nuptials?

It was a progressive problem

[johnnynoname]

so, it's agreed that white girls in their early 20's can go fuck themselves

[newmom]

Realist how long were you guys married? how long were you in a relationship? was there an age difference? just curious is all, remember Im a girl so Im a nosey twat

[che]

It was a progressive problem

Post some pics of your ex  .

[ThaRealist]

Realist how long were you guys married? how long were you in a relationship? was there an age difference? just curious is all, remember Im a girl so Im a nosey twat

I was married for just over a year, but lived with her in a relationship for 2 years...She was 2 years older than me

[newmom]

so, it's agreed that white girls in their early 20's can go fuck themselves

LMAO ab-o

[Kwon]

Early 20s is the shit, they just can't make up their mind.

28+ is much better.

[ThaRealist]

Post some pics of your ex  .

Trust me I would if I had any on this PC... She kept everything I didn't bring any photos with me...My cell has a few if I can figure out how to download them off of it

[newmom]

Trust me I would if I had any on this PC... She kept everything I didn't bring any photos with me...My cell has a few if I can figure out how to download them off of it

email the pics from your phone to your email address

[ThaRealist]

email the pics from your phone to your email address

There in mms on my G1 and I can't download them directly to my phone for some reason

[newmom]

There in mms on my G1 and I can't download them directly to my phone for some reason

thats weird, some of the phones are hard to figure out. I just send the pics to my email addy, usually works for me

[ThaRealist]

thats weird, some of the phones are hard to figure out. I just send the pics to my email addy, usually works for me

For some reason if I am sent a pic through messaging and not through my email on my phone I can't download it from the text message

[newmom]

ugh that sucks...

[ThaRealist]

ugh that sucks...

if it helps...She was very light red/blonde 5'7", blue eyes, slender, C cup, bout 120lbs, think a size 2 or so, long legs. To bad she was crazy

[newmom]

if it helps...She was very light red/blonde 5'7", blue eyes, slender, C cup, bout 120lbs, think a size 2 or so, long legs. To bad she was crazy

wow 5ft3 and 127..she is a size zero for sure. We are all nuts though

[tonymctones]

if it helps...She was very light red/blonde 5'7", blue eyes, slender, C cup, bout 120lbs, think a size 2 or so, long legs. To bad she was crazy

now I DEMAND PICS!!!!!!!!!!!

[newmom]

How about I email some of my phone pics to your email address?

LMAO grant..you won't get a no out of me on that one..no nudes though

[ThaRealist]

LMAO grant..you won't get a no out of me on that one..no nudes though

Such a goody goody you are 

[newmom]

naa realist no goody goody here that is for sure. Grant is one handsome fucker, rather look at his face if anything

[ThaRealist]

naa realist no goody goody here that is for sure. Grant is one handsome fucker, rather look at his face if anything

a shot of test could change that...