Chelsea Handler is fucking perfect...

[Eyeball Chambers]

 

[benchmstr]

except for that horrible birth defect of being blonde...

bench

[JimmyJam1974]

is she still with the pres of E channel?

[Mr Nobody]

I saw her with Big Dicked Bobs last week.

[Parker]

Endless hours of Photoshop make her "perfect". That lil half Japanese half Brazilian chicha that Kwon found on Facebook blows Chelsea out of the water.

[JimmyJam1974]

Endless hours of Photoshop make her "perfect". That lil half Japanese half Brazilian chicha that Kwon found on Facebook blows Chelsea out of the water.

Pictures please

[benchmstr]

Pictures please

bench

[Wiggs]

She is nice...Jew also

[Parker]

bench

Thanks Bench...if it wasn't for the fact she is in Brazil...mutha-fvcker, I'd be on it. Look at those thighs...

[Tre]

Chelsea has a mannish face, but she's smart, funny, and a potty mouth.  

Yeah, I'd hit it.  

[~UN_$ung~]

she is an pretty-AVERAGE woman

you have no idea what people on TV and magazines look like in real life.....take your girlfriend and let her sit in front of one of the top makeup artists in the world before she goes to work everyday

also....the airbrushing, and touch ups that they use to make average girls stunning in magazines is very extreme

[Wiggs]

she is an pretty-AVERAGE woman

you have no idea what people on TV and magazines look like in real life.....take your girlfriend and let her sit in front of one of the top makeup artists in the world before she goes to work everyday

also....the airbrushing, and touch ups that they use to make average girls stunning in magazines is very extreme

 

[johnnynoname]

A) those pix are SOOO photoshop'd
b) she annoyed me at first but I don't mind her that much
now
3) she no longer dates the president of E
d) there is this female comic named Natasha leggero who does her show all the time that is way hot

[MadeYaMelt]

Guys, I hate to bust your bubble, but she looks HORRIBLE in person.  Honestly, she appears to be at least 60.  I went/was dragged to the taping of her show a while back and she's just so fuckin beat up.  As far as blondes in LA go, she is low end shit. 

[Tre]

Guys, I hate to bust your bubble, but she looks HORRIBLE in person.  Honestly, she appears to be at least 60.  I went/was dragged to the taping of her show a while back and she's just so fuckin beat up.  As far as blondes in LA go, she is low end shit. 

Even though she is heavily made up on TV, I was surprised to find out she's so much younger than I am, considering that she looks so much older.  I figured she was mid-to-late 40s when I first saw her, but come to find out, she was only 32 then.  She's 35 now, but could easily pass for over 50.

[MadeYaMelt]

Even though she is heavily made up on TV, I was surprised to find out she's so much younger than I am, considering that she looks so much older.  I figured she was mid-to-late 40s when I first saw her, but come to find out, she was only 32 then.  She's 35 now, but could easily pass for over 50.

Yup, like an old meth whore or something.  Maybe having cum on your face 365 days a year for decade after decade speeds up the aging process.     (open one of her books) 

[nycbull]

I wish Madonna would keep her legs closed.

[che]

I prefer

[Kwon]

I prefer

[johnnynoname]

i was talking to this girl like a hour ago at the bar around the corner and she told me that chelsea handler is 34




If chelsea handler is 34 then i'm bababooey

[Kwon]

i was talking to this girl like a hour ago at the bar around the corner and she told me that chelsea handler is 34

If chelsea handler is 34 then i'm bababooey

Hey bababooey

[lesaucer]

I FUCKING LOVE BLONDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[James Blunt]

Chelsea is pretty awesome. I've always liked her.

[wes]

THE STUFF I WOULD DO TO HER WOULD PUT ME IN JAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[newmom]

Chelsea is pretty awesome. I've always liked her.

she is fucking hilarious, always thought she is a pretty lady