Sevastase may be a shifty looking Romanian, but I think you can confidently say that you could go out for a good night of drinking and whoring with him and not have to worry about waking up to find him trying to put his hand down the front of your pants. (Waking up in a bath of ice minus my kidneys would be my main concern.)
This Shpsheiki fella, however, I am not too sure about...