dude .. I know I look good when I train and even better when juiced
I also achieve that look in 2-3 months tops... and since 2003 I have never trained for more than 3-4 months consecutively .... I'm quite relaxed about it ... I understand your frustration
a few words of wisdom : if you wanna get someone riled up you need waay more talent ...I suggest you study sarcasm's posts 
I don't train consistently either.
I've been training consistently for the past 8 months. But before that I spent about 3 years off the weights. So it's pretty much like I started over. During that time I got all my excercise from bicycling, rock climbing, yoga, and stuff like that, but I never touched a weight.
Anyway. The main reason why I started this thread is because you started that "Shipsekki wtf" thread where you were trying to call me gay. And also you seem like a cocky bastard who needs to be humbled. So here you go.
And yes, your body looks terrible for a juicer. Not too good for a natural either.
I've never touched gear in my life. I have done a lot of acid, shrooms, mescaline and opium though.