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Cleavage Causes Earthquakes
Mon Apr 26, 6:52 PM

SAN FRANCISCO (AFP) -
Breasts were big on Facebook on Monday as a female blogger called on women to prove wrong an Iranian cleric who preached that cleavage causes earthquakes.

As a cyber-organized event dubbed "Boobquake" got underway, a temblor measuring 6.5 on the Richter scale hit Taiwan prompting playful online banter about whether there was merit to the cleric's contention.

More than 55,000 people were backing the official "Boobquake" page of Jennifer McCreight, a self-described "geeky, perverted atheist feminist" putting her D-cup breasts where her mouth is.

"No, the Taiwan earthquake is not statistically significant -- yet," the college senior said in an update to her blog.

"If we get many of a similar magnitude in the next 24 hours, then we might start worshiping the power of immodesty."

McCreight, who lives in the US state of Indiana, used the world's leading social network and microblogging service Twitter to enlist women worldwide to test the cleric's assertion that sexy women can make the ground shake.

"Many women who do not dress modestly... lead young men astray, corrupting their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted last week as saying by Iranian media.

What started as a barbed poke at what she saw as bad science on the cleric's part won a passionate following as it bounced around the Internet, and by Monday a pair of Boobquake rallies were planned.

Online shop Zazzle.com embraced the movement, selling "Boobquake 2010" t-shirts with pink ribbon designs. Money made from selling the shirts was to go to fight breast cancer.

"Who can resist the opportunity to show cleavage for a good cause?" a Twitter user with the screen name MBodman 88 asked rhetorically in a tweet. "Really, everybody wins today."

McCreight chose a titillating low-cut red blouse with spaghetti string straps for the day, posting a photo of herself at her blog online at blaghag.com.

She rejected the notion that accentuating her breasts caused an earthquake in Taiwan, saying she would only consider taking credit for temblors in her time zone. She pointed out that there are known natural causes for earthquakes.

"I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts," McCreight said on the Boobquake Facebook page. "Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty."

While the Boobquake rallies were lightly attended, messages flooding Twitter and Facebook indicated that women were planning to slip on skimpier or tighter tops in solidarity with the message to keep science and sexuality separate.

A blogger at Iran.com invited about 100 men and women friends to take part in Boobquake as a provocative way to advocate support of science.

"I can just have a good laugh," Azarin Sadegh wrote at Iran.com. "But for the women living in Iran, it is not a joke. This is just the red flag, the starting whistle for the Basij and Hejab patrols to go after them.
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2010, 11:17:51 PM »
I have actuallt been following this  :)

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2010, 11:32:01 PM »
I have actuallt been following this  :)

The story... or the cleavage?  ;)
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2010, 11:33:21 PM »
yeah, cleavage is actually related to earthquakes.

yeah i was looking at porn earler and my little guy erupted.  so I think lesbians cause volcanoes.

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2010, 11:43:18 PM »
yeah, cleavage is actually related to earthquakes.

yeah i was looking at porn earler and my little guy erupted.  so I think lesbians cause volcanoes.


pssst: You're supposed to call it the 'big guy'.  Was that a freudian slip?  :-[
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2010, 11:43:45 PM »
yeah, cleavage is actually related to earthquakes.

yeah i was looking at porn earler and my little guy erupted.  so I think lesbians cause volcanoes.

lol...a volcano huh?  someone is delusional.  How about a small pimple?   ;D

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2010, 12:06:23 AM »
Cleavage Causes Earthquakes

where's the pics >:(

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2010, 12:07:28 AM »
lol...a volcano huh?  someone is delusional.  How about a small pimple?   ;D

See 240. This is what you get for calling it a little guy.
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2010, 12:11:35 AM »
where's the pics >:(

You want pics of 240's little guy erupting?   :o   :o    :-X
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2010, 12:24:26 AM »
You want pics of 240's little guy erupting?   :o   :o    :-X
what!!!!!!! ::) no i want to see the titties that cause earthquakes. >:(

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2010, 12:36:24 AM »
you either like boobies, or youre with the terrorists.


it's that simple.

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2010, 12:48:56 AM »
I'm surprised Miggly hasn't found this thread yet.
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2010, 12:51:47 AM »
what!!!!!!! ::) no i want to see the titties that cause earthquakes. >:(

Sha right... way to back pedal on an obvious freudian slip.
That's OK Hugo... your secret is safe.  ;)

psssst: Before you get any ideas about peeping outside 240's window.. remember... he's got guns.
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2010, 12:58:00 AM »
They say this was the pair that did in Chile   :-X
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2010, 12:59:25 AM »
you either like boobies, or youre with the terrorists.


it's that simple.
I likeda boobies  :D

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2010, 01:40:31 AM »
you either like boobies, or youre with the terrorists.


it's that simple.
NICE!  now that's more like it.  It almost makes up for the disturbing posts Jag made.

one more should help :P


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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2010, 02:01:38 AM »
NICE!  now that's more like it.  It almost makes up for the disturbing posts Jag made.


You should be disturbed.

The very prospect of you being shot while masturbating outside 240's bedroom window while trying to sneak a peek at his little guy should disturb you. Why would you put your life at risk like that? You shouldjust ask him nicely if you could watch, ...or maybe he'd be nice enough to email you a pic?  :D
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2010, 02:18:47 AM »
 :-X fuck jag, stop already.  Way way over the top :-X

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2010, 02:49:12 AM »
:-X fuck jag, stop already.  Way way over the top :-X

What?! I'm just giving you an opportunity to protest and assert your hetero-ness.  ;)
I know how important it is for guys with a secret to huff and puff and protest, so people won't discover their secret, ...especially after such an unfortunate freudian slip. You really should try to be more careful next time.

ps: And remember... 240 has guns! ...but then again, ...there's always Billy.
He once said he'd even be turned on to have men masturbating at the sight of him.
Maybe he might let you see his little guy?
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2010, 03:13:39 AM »
 ::) I didn't even reply to his post.  I just posted, without a quote... that usually means the person is replying to the thread topic.  How fucking lame to just pick a post you want my reply to be to ::)

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2010, 03:27:46 AM »
::) I didn't even reply to his post.  I just posted, without a quote... that usually means the person is replying to the thread topic.  How fucking lame to just pick a post you want my reply to be to ::)

{wink} {wink}  that's good. Keep protesting. that's bound to fool a few people.  ;)
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2010, 03:29:20 AM »
{wink} {wink}  that's good. Keep protesting. that's bound to fool a few people.  ;)

Ooops... did I post that? Sorry, I meant to send it in PM instead. oh well. Keep up the fervent protests.  ;)
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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2010, 04:32:25 AM »
you're just getting even for when I thought you were a lesbian several years ago...  It was an honest mistake, you seemed to really love the booty pics I posted...

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2010, 06:09:06 AM »
you're just getting even for when I thought you were a lesbian several years ago...  It was an honest mistake, you seemed to really love the booty pics I posted...


You thought that was a mistake?  She's making threads about gay dogs, and has twisted this thread into nothing but gay shit.  I think you probably right on the mark.

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Re: Cleavage Causes Earthquakes according to fundamentalist cleric
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2010, 08:50:59 AM »
They say this was the pair that did in Chile   :-X

Not only would they do in Chile...all of South America would be in ruins if she jumped up ad down a couple of times....She must have a very strong back
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