a good message today in church

[marty31672]

in church today i heard:
dont tell your god about the size of the storm, but tell the storm about the size of your god

i thought it was a wonderful poetry and me and my wife found it very uplifting

i wanted to share it to my friends on getbig so they can maybe here the encouraging words and whether a difficult storm in they own lives

[~UN_$ung~]

i want you to drop dead, and stop posting here.....which ever happens first

[JP_RC]

Thanks???

[Skeletor]

in church today i heard:
dont tell your god about the size of the storm, but tell the storm about the size of your god

i thought it was a wonderful poetry and me and my wife found it very uplifting

i wanted to share it to my friends on getbig so they can maybe here the encouraging words and whether a difficult storm in they own lives

Is that supposed to scare the storm?

[TacoBell]

JJ Green stayed out all night drinking with her friends, and decided to go straight to church sunday morning.  She showed up wearing a short skirt, high heels and a halter top.  When she walked in the door, that only seat open was in the very front.  Embarrassed, she walked down the isle amid whispers.  The preacher leaned over to the organist and asked 'is that JJ Green?' to which the organist replied, "No, I'm pretty sure thats just the way the light is shinning on it".  

[SF1900]

Thanks for your kind words, Marty. I always enjoy reading your posts.

[noworries]

in church today i heard:
dont tell your god about the size of the storm, but tell the storm about the size of your god

i thought it was a wonderful poetry and me and my wife found it very uplifting

i wanted to share it to my friends on getbig so they can maybe here the encouraging words and whether a difficult storm in they own lives

That didn't work in nashville over the past few days

[Mr Nobody]

I just put this up on my refrigerator.

[NaturalWonder83]

I just put this up on my refrigerator.

good idea as usual mr n

good stuff as usual marty

[wes]

Spread the message fuckwad Marty.
 

[just_a_pilgrim]

We should all support the Storm it has been tough for them lately

[NCNPC29]

Religion = The greatest show on earth. Right up there with fairy tales and all around total bullshit. But hey, if it helps you be a "better" person more power to you.

[Ursus]

Religion is good.

Man is bad.

[ShipSekki]

in church today i heard:
dont tell your god about the size of the storm, but tell the storm about the size of your god

i thought it was a wonderful poetry and me and my wife found it very uplifting

i wanted to share it to my friends on getbig so they can maybe here the encouraging words and whether a difficult storm in they own lives

 Christian and Catholic Church is for retards and child molesters.

[MadeYaMelt]

good idea as usual mr n

good stuff as usual marty

Do you still pray that you'll hit the lottery so you can move out of that rat-infested ghetto in which you live?  Or have you given up all hope at this point?  Thanks for your answers

[JimmyJam1974]

That didn't work in nashville over the past few days

Tell me about it. I'm on the buckle of the bible belt and god hasn't been kind the lst few days  

[disturbia]

A MAN walks into the bedroom with a Sheep on a leash and says..."Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b#!!h, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

[NCNPC29]

A MAN walks into the bedroom with a Sheep on a leash and says..."Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b#!!h, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

LOLOLOL 

[Ursus]

Christian and Catholic Church is for retards and child molesters.

I think you mean 'Roman Catholic Church'.

But they proved that a preist is no more likely to be a sex offender than anyone else recently. The R.C Church has been rocked recently by relevations but what you have to remember is that you are following God - not the individual priests.

[ShipSekki]

I think you mean 'Roman Catholic Church'.

But they proved that a preist is no more likely to be a sex offender than anyone else recently. The R.C Church has been rocked recently by relevations but what you have to remember is that you are following God - not the individual priests.

 The Catholic Church and all it's sects are more full of child molesters and creepy psychos.

 The Christian Church is more full of inbreds, simpletons and dullards.

 There is some crossover though.

[#1 Klaus fan]

Religion is good.

Man is bad.

Yes religion sure is great for your mental health.  Destroying children's minds since 0 AD.

[Ursus]

You are all more than welcome to your opinion.

I won't force my beliefs on you. Though my beliefs cause noone any harm I don't think.

[newmom]

A MAN walks into the bedroom with a Sheep on a leash and says..."Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b#!!h, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

LMFAOOO

[pellius]

in church today i heard:
dont tell your god about the size of the storm, but tell the storm about the size of your god

i thought it was a wonderful poetry and me and my wife found it very uplifting

i wanted to share it to my friends on getbig so they can maybe here the encouraging words and whether a difficult storm in they own lives

Another awesome post marty!

[bigdumbbell]

The Catholic Church and all it's sects are more full of child molesters and creepy psychos.

 The Christian Church is more full of inbreds, simpletons and dullards.

 There is some crossover though.

i'm sorry but that's funny  LOL