Dorian Yates: Epic Fail. :(

[Topskin69]

Found this on Matt C's Site:

Not sure if this is a re-post or not, but what in the hell is going on here? Next thing we know Doz will be pitching Amway, and attending Mary Kay seminars.

[Jizzacked]

overly complex elaborate system to make a shake.  it's like the brainchild of a bond villain 

[NCNPC29]

Not sure if this is a re-post or not, but what in the hell is going on here? Next thing we know Doz will be pitching Amway, and attending Mary Kay seminars.

Definitely a lot more convenient and space saving than just throwing a couple scoops in a protein shaker and drinking it that way...

[Topskin69]

overly complex elaborate system to make a shake.  it's like the brainchild of a bond villain 

Good point! Never thought of this... so basically you are saying that Doz has parterened with the evil agency that is SPECTER!

Earnest Blofeld is behind it all! 

[Jizzacked]

Good point! Never thought of this... so basically you are saying that Doz has parterened with the evil agency that is SPECTER!

Earnest Blofeld is behind it all! 

either him or dr. evil... hopefully more details will be forthcoming soon.   

I wonder what sort of demographic they think is going to be attracted to something like this... it's just so over the top and impractical...  cost per shake with those special production blender cups and all that is probably pretty ridiculous. 

I think it would probably sell better if instead of that logo it had a pic of dorian  hitting a thumbs up and sporting his trademark shiner 

[spinnis]

I honestly dont know whats fucking worse

Someone pitching  the Most Inconvenient way of doing a retardedly simple task,

Or someone thinking  "wow that sounds pretty smart".

That has to be one of the stupidest shit ive EVER seen. 4 min to make a shake which takes all of 10sec to do and the only benefit is it gets a little bit colder?

Fucking hell.

Well maby at his gym or something they can buy a drink for 1$ dut I higly fucking doubt alot or retailers are gonna buy that shit.

[spinnis]

Dorian is obviously surrounding himself with "yes sayers" and "enablers"

[dr.chimps]

Good point! Never thought of this... so basically you are saying that Doz has parterened with the evil agency that is SPECTRE!

Earnest Blofeld is behind it all! 

[Natural Man]

/End of thread.

Looks like dorian is not a bright businessman.

[spinnis]

shake it, but in in the freezer for a the 4 min it takes doing that shit and you have a Extra cold shake 

[Natural Man]

shake it, but in in the freezer for a the 4 min it takes doing that shit and you have a Extra cold shake  

you could also  stock water in your fridge and use it for your "shakes"...

is dorian aware of the kind of bullshit product he's endorsing?

[~UN_$ung~]

dear lord....that is almost to ridiculous to be real.


that is going to miserably fail in SO MANY ways, i dont even have time to list them

that shake system looks like it is targeted at the non-bodybuilding fitness demo.....but no one besides bodybuilders know who the hell dorian yates is

that is a terrible terrible idea, way too complicated, and expensive

great bodybuilder, terrible business man

[EL Mariachi]

terrible for home use, maybe nice for gyms who knows?

but its same like putting ice cubes in your regular mixer and making a shake

what if you make shakes with skimmed milk like me? useless product


that thing costs like 70 bucks to make, i hope he's smart enough that he only made like 100 pieces

[SilverSpoon]

George Foreman Grill > Dorian Yates ICE

[Voice of Doom]

I guess my banana + honey + cup of milk + ice + blender + 25 seconds isn't going to do it anymore...

[~UN_$ung~]

I guess my banana + honey + cup of milk + ice + blender + 25 seconds isn't going to do it anymore...

nope, not with the technology of the future it won't

you need an obscenely large , expensive, and ungainly machine that would not really fit well into anyone's kitchen do it fo ryou

[Wee Laddy]

She says, "Protein never tasted so good" and nothing from the peanut gallery?  I'm disappointed.

[Topskin69]

Hmm... To be honest I never thought of the possible potential as a piece of equipment for a retail Smoothie/Protein/Juice bar. Perhaps the machine is rented or leased to businesses, or given to them as an incentive to order x amount of DY supplements for their business.

Not sure if that is a great idea or not, but it at least it makes a LOT more sense then trying to get ordinary joes to buy such an unwieldy monstrosity.

[benchmstr]

wow....way more convenient than the magic bullet...

http://www.buythebullet.com/

bench

[#1 Klaus fan]

For me the most fun part is the name. "Dorian Yates' Ice System" or something like that. Cool. 

[Agnostic007]

She says, "Protein never tasted so good" and nothing from the peanut gallery?  I'm disappointed.

I think she actually says "Healthy never tasted so good".. which would explain the silence..

[Shockwave]

Anyone think that just maybe, some company threw some rediculous dollars at him, and he said, ah "why the hell not?"

[nycbull]

I want to know what 1, 2, and 3 are used for.

[noworries]

Wow I wish he would have called me first.  I hope he isn't going to try and sell those to gyms or stores.  Dorian if you are reading this you still have my number call me. I got two other products better than that with only one step.  One of them is really cool. 

[8 ball]

I want to know what 1, 2, and 3 are used for.

haha that's what I was thinking....