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« on: May 03, 2010, 11:44:48 AM »
 This
> hits very close to home but makes some interesting points. A
> similar theme was articulated by Scalia a while back when he essentially said
>that "we are devoting too many of our best minds to lawyering".
>
>
> Barack Obama is a lawyer.
>
> Michelle Obama is a lawyer.
>
> Hillary Clinton is a lawyer.
>
> Bill Clinton is a lawyer.
>
> John Edwards is a lawyer.
>
> Elizabeth Edwards is a lawyer.
>
> Every Democrat nominee since 1984 went to law school (although
>Gore did not graduate).
>
> Every Democrat vice presidential nominee since 1976, except for Lloyd
>Bentsen, went to law school.
>
> Look at leaders of the Democrat Party in Congress:
>
> Harry Reid is a lawyer.
>
> Nancy Pelosi is a lawyer.
>
> The Republican Party is different.
>
> President Bush is a businessman..
>
> Vice President Cheney is a businessman.
>
> The leaders of the Republican Revolution:
>
> Newt Gingrich was a history professor.
>
> Tom Delay was an exterminator.
>Dick
> Armey was an economist.
>
> House Minority Leader Boehner was a plastic manufacturer.
>
> The former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist is a heart surgeon.
>
> Who was the last Republican president who was a lawyer? Gerald
>Ford, who left office 31 years ago and who barely won the Republican
>nomination as a sitting president, running against Ronald Reagan in
>1976. The Republican Party is made up of real people doing real
>work, who are often the targets of lawyers.
>
> The Democrat Party is made up of lawyers. Democrats mock
>and scorn men who create wealth, like Bush and Cheney, or who heal
>the sick, like Frist, or who immerse themselves in history, like Gingrich.
>
> The Lawyers' Party sees these sorts of people, who provide goods and
>services that people want, as the enemies of America . And,
>so we have seen the procession of official enemies, in the eyes of
>the Lawyers' Party, grow.
>
> Against whom do Hillary and Obama rail? Pharmaceutical companies,
> oil companies, hospitals, manufacturers, fast food restaurant chains,
>large retail businesses, bankers, and anyone producing anything of
>value in our nation.
>
> This is the natural consequence of viewing everything through the eyes
>of lawyers. Lawyers solve problems by successfully representing
>their clients, in this case the American people. Lawyers seek
>to have new laws passed, they seek to win lawsuits, they press appellate
>courts to overturn precedent, and lawyers always parse language to
>favor their side.
>
> Confined to the narrow practice of law, that is fine. But
>it is an awful way to govern a great nation. When politicians
>as lawyers begin to view some Americans as clients and other Americans as
>opposing parties, then the role of the legal system in our life becomes
>all-consuming. Some Americans become "adverse parties"
>of our very government. We are not all litigants in some vast
>social class-action suit. We are citizens of a republic that
> promises us a great deal of freedom from laws, from courts, and from
>lawyers.
>
> Today, we are drowning in laws; we are contorted by judicial decisions;
>we are driven to distraction by omnipresent lawyers in all parts of
>our once private lives. America has a place for laws
>and lawyers, but that place is modest and reasonable, not vast and
> unchecked. When the most important decision for our next president
>is whom he will appoint to the Supreme Court, the role of lawyers and
>the law in America is
> too big.. When lawyers use criminal prosecution as a continuation
>of politics by other means, as happened in the lynching of Scooter
>Libby and Tom Delay, then the power of lawyers in America is
>too great. When House Democrats sue America in
>order to hamstring our efforts to learn what our enemies are planning
>to do to us, then the role of litigation in America has
>become crushing.
>
> We cannot expect the Lawyers' Party to provide real change, real reform
>or real hope in America Most Americans
>know that a republic in which every major government action must be
>blessed by nine unelected judges is not what Washington intended
>in 1789. Most Americans grasp that we cannot fight a war when ACLU lawsuits
>snap at the heels of our defenders. Most Americans intuit that
>more lawyers and judges will not restore declining moral values or
>spark the spirit of enterprise in our economy..
>
> Perhaps Americans will understand that change cannot be brought
>to our nation by those lawyers who already largely dictate American society
>and business. Perhaps Americans will see that hope does not come
>from the mouths of lawyers but from personal dreams nourished by hard
>work. Perhaps Americans will embrace the truth that more lawyers
> with more power will only make our problems worse.
>
> The United States has 5% of the world's
>population and 66% of the world's lawyers! Tort (Legal) reform legislation
>has been introduced in Congress several times in the last several years
>to limit punitive damages in ridiculous lawsuits such as "spilling
>hot coffee on yourself and suing the establishment that sold it to
>you" and also to limit punitive damages in huge medical malpractice
>lawsuits. This legislation has continually been blocked from even being
>voted on by the Democrat Party. When you see that 97% of the political contributions
>from the American Trial Lawyers Association goes to the Democrat Party,
> then you realize who is responsible for our medical and product costs
>being so high!
>

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2010, 11:46:23 AM »
cliffs notes?   :-X
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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2010, 11:46:39 AM »
So you're saying Democrats are more educated than Republicans?

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2010, 11:50:39 AM »
So you're saying Democrats are more educated than Republicans?

Just the opposite when it comes to running a business. I would rather have a great business mind than a great legal mind.

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2010, 12:06:56 PM »
Just the opposite when it comes to running a business. I would rather have a great business mind than a great legal mind.

What about those lawyers who have JD/MBA degrees?

That whole email sounds like dumb people justifying their lack of intelligence by claiming they do "real work".

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2010, 12:09:08 PM »
> George bush is a coke head

> the coach is a midget

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2010, 12:13:50 PM »
Just the opposite when it comes to running a business. I would rather have a great business mind than a great legal mind.
translation: i care more about money than i do right or wrong and would sell my grandma up the river for a sack of money

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010, 12:14:55 PM »
Why do you think they didn't want to include tort reform in the Healthcare Bill?  This would have taken prices down automatically...and they didn't want to include it.  They would rather offend the public than offend their lawyer pals.

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2010, 12:20:00 PM »
Hey pugalist, it was Obama that admitted to using coke on a regular basis.

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2010, 12:22:19 PM »
Hey pugalist, it was Obama that admitted to using coke on a regular basis.
it was bush who got pulled over after downing 2 liters of scotch

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2010, 12:25:17 PM »
great leaders ronald reagen actor, arnold "i get paid to lead not read" schwargenegger actor b,bodybuilder. abe lincoln wrestler. that leads us to vote for the perfect combination of these three your next president jesse the brain ventura actor bodybuilder wrestler, the perfect storm. you heard it here first.
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2010, 12:34:27 PM »
great leaders ronald reagen actor, arnold "i get paid to lead not read" schwargenegger actor b,bodybuilder. abe lincoln wrestler. that leads us to vote for the perfect combination of these three your next president jesse the brain ventura actor,sexual tyrannosaurus, bodybuilder, wrestler, the perfect storm. you heard it here first.
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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2010, 01:23:28 PM »
I forget...how successful was Bush as a businessman?

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2010, 01:26:23 PM »
Voice of Doom is one of my favourite posters.

Bah.

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Re: Great email I just got
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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2010, 01:31:34 PM »
weird that people who have a degree in law would seek a career where their job is to make laws.

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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2010, 01:38:42 PM »
This
> hits very close to home but makes some interesting points. A
> similar theme was articulated by Scalia a while back when he essentially said
>that "we are devoting too many of our best minds to lawyering".
>
>
> Barack Obama is a lawyer.
>
> Michelle Obama is a lawyer.
>
> Hillary Clinton is a lawyer.
>
> Bill Clinton is a lawyer.
>
> John Edwards is a lawyer.
>
> Elizabeth Edwards is a lawyer.
>
> Every Democrat nominee since 1984 went to law school (although
>Gore did not graduate).
>
> Every Democrat vice presidential nominee since 1976, except for Lloyd
>Bentsen, went to law school.
>
> Look at leaders of the Democrat Party in Congress:
>
> Harry Reid is a lawyer.
>
> Nancy Pelosi is a lawyer.
>
> The Republican Party is different.
>
> President Bush is a businessman..
>
> Vice President Cheney is a businessman.
>
> The leaders of the Republican Revolution:
>
> Newt Gingrich was a history professor.
>
> Tom Delay was an exterminator.
>Dick
> Armey was an economist.
>
> House Minority Leader Boehner was a plastic manufacturer.
>
> The former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist is a heart surgeon.
>
> Who was the last Republican president who was a lawyer? Gerald
>Ford, who left office 31 years ago and who barely won the Republican
>nomination as a sitting president, running against Ronald Reagan in
>1976. The Republican Party is made up of real people doing real
>work, who are often the targets of lawyers.
>
> The Democrat Party is made up of lawyers. Democrats mock
>and scorn men who create wealth, like Bush and Cheney, or who heal
>the sick, like Frist, or who immerse themselves in history, like Gingrich.
>
> The Lawyers' Party sees these sorts of people, who provide goods and
>services that people want, as the enemies of America . And,
>so we have seen the procession of official enemies, in the eyes of
>the Lawyers' Party, grow.
>
> Against whom do Hillary and Obama rail? Pharmaceutical companies,
> oil companies, hospitals, manufacturers, fast food restaurant chains,
>large retail businesses, bankers, and anyone producing anything of
>value in our nation.
>
> This is the natural consequence of viewing everything through the eyes
>of lawyers. Lawyers solve problems by successfully representing
>their clients, in this case the American people. Lawyers seek
>to have new laws passed, they seek to win lawsuits, they press appellate
>courts to overturn precedent, and lawyers always parse language to
>favor their side.
>
> Confined to the narrow practice of law, that is fine. But
>it is an awful way to govern a great nation. When politicians
>as lawyers begin to view some Americans as clients and other Americans as
>opposing parties, then the role of the legal system in our life becomes
>all-consuming. Some Americans become "adverse parties"
>of our very government. We are not all litigants in some vast
>social class-action suit. We are citizens of a republic that
> promises us a great deal of freedom from laws, from courts, and from
>lawyers.
>
> Today, we are drowning in laws; we are contorted by judicial decisions;
>we are driven to distraction by omnipresent lawyers in all parts of
>our once private lives. America has a place for laws
>and lawyers, but that place is modest and reasonable, not vast and
> unchecked. When the most important decision for our next president
>is whom he will appoint to the Supreme Court, the role of lawyers and
>the law in America is
> too big.. When lawyers use criminal prosecution as a continuation
>of politics by other means, as happened in the lynching of Scooter
>Libby and Tom Delay, then the power of lawyers in America is
>too great. When House Democrats sue America in
>order to hamstring our efforts to learn what our enemies are planning
>to do to us, then the role of litigation in America has
>become crushing.
>
> We cannot expect the Lawyers' Party to provide real change, real reform
>or real hope in America Most Americans
>know that a republic in which every major government action must be
>blessed by nine unelected judges is not what Washington intended
>in 1789. Most Americans grasp that we cannot fight a war when ACLU lawsuits
>snap at the heels of our defenders. Most Americans intuit that
>more lawyers and judges will not restore declining moral values or
>spark the spirit of enterprise in our economy..
>
> Perhaps Americans will understand that change cannot be brought
>to our nation by those lawyers who already largely dictate American society
>and business. Perhaps Americans will see that hope does not come
>from the mouths of lawyers but from personal dreams nourished by hard
>work. Perhaps Americans will embrace the truth that more lawyers
> with more power will only make our problems worse.
>
> The United States has 5% of the world's
>population and 66% of the world's lawyers! Tort (Legal) reform legislation
>has been introduced in Congress several times in the last several years
>to limit punitive damages in ridiculous lawsuits such as "spilling
>hot coffee on yourself and suing the establishment that sold it to
>you" and also to limit punitive damages in huge medical malpractice
>lawsuits. This legislation has continually been blocked from even being
>voted on by the Democrat Party. When you see that 97% of the political contributions
>from the American Trial Lawyers Association goes to the Democrat Party,
> then you realize who is responsible for our medical and product costs
>being so high!
>
wow coach....you just successfully proved that republicans are socialist, and democrates actually know the law....congratulations ;)

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2010, 01:41:16 PM »
I forget...how successful was Bush as a businessman?

weird that people who have a degree in law would seek a career where their job is to make laws.


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2010, 01:45:43 PM »

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Coach = mental midget.

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2010, 01:58:42 PM »

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Coach = mental midget.
Even monkeys in those tests learn from their mistakes at a faster rate.  ;D

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2010, 02:20:30 PM »
Even monkeys in those tests learn from their mistakes at a faster rate.  ;D
Are you saying that Nasser has never learned from his mistakes?

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Re: Lawyers, Businessmen, Democrats, Republicans
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2010, 03:08:08 PM »

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2010, 03:09:32 PM »
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Re: Lawyers, Businessmen, Democrats, Republicans
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2010, 10:22:45 PM »
        There are coke dealers out there that consider themselves to be great businessmen. If you are really this pissed about our current goverment you should point the finger at the previous one that pissed everyone off to the point where people didn't care if the pendulum swung too far in the other direction.

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Re: Great email I just got
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2010, 06:51:52 AM »
Even monkeys in those tests learn from their mistakes at a faster rate.  ;D

Coach's standard (read : subpar) M.O. will have him either :

1 - Read this thread over and over with his sphincter clenched but not post on it again.
2 - post something that contains the word "libs" and followed by a Rush cut and paste hack job.

I guess a combination of drugs and divorce really does cause dementia.