Author Topic: So I'm in the gym today... (Read 5110 times)

Wiggs · « **on:** May 03, 2010, 07:20:16 PM »

I'm on the treadmill and a gangly 6'4-6'5 man walks in the area. He's has shoulder length hair and looks about 50-55 years old and looks to have done some prison time, lives in a trailer park home, plays D&D and kills small animals and people for fun. He's wearing a worn t-shirt that looks to be 20 years past his prime, tan cargo pants and old sneakers...I turn to my friend and say look at this guy...It's Tommy Chong, hahahahahahahahahaha...H e tells me actually it's Chris Ferguson aka Jesus the Poker player....Turns out it was....Wiggs FAIL

disturbia · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:22:31 PM »

phd computer science
math theory expert
5 wsop rings
quazillionaire

hes doin ok

benchmstr · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:23:03 PM »

did you give him a crash course in tranny porn?

bench

Wiggs · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:23:20 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on May 03, 2010, 07:22:31 PM

phd computer science
math theory expert
5 wsop rings
quazillionaire

hes doin ok

Yeah I know....That makes the fail a million times worse...

marty31672 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:23:44 PM »

did he gave you his signed picture?

Wiggs · « **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:24:12 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on May 03, 2010, 07:23:03 PM

did you give him a crash course in tranny porn?

bench

Why would I do that?

benchmstr · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:24:23 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 07:23:20 PM

Yeah I know....That makes the fail a million times worse...

that what you get for profiling white people...you are a racist!!!!!

bench

Spike · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:24:52 PM »

nobody fcks wit the jesus

benchmstr · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:25:55 PM »

Quote from: Spike on May 03, 2010, 07:24:52 PM

nobody fcks wit the jesus

because he pulls the trigger till it goes "click"

bench

Wiggs · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:26:19 PM »

Quote from: marty31672 on May 03, 2010, 07:23:44 PM

did he gave you his signed picture?

I didn't "asked" for one....I was too embarrassed in my FAIL. I'm not used to seeing him without his cowboy hat and sunglasses.

James Blunt · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:26:32 PM »

Quote from: Spike on May 03, 2010, 07:24:52 PM

nobody fcks wit the jesus

LOL @ that guy. hahaah. Great post.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:26:45 PM »

Dude is smart as balls and richer than Jesus himself (due to his ownership stake in Full Tilt)... but I contend he's mediocre in terms of todays MTT talent.

Wiggs · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:27:10 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on May 03, 2010, 07:24:23 PM

that what you get for profiling white people...you are a racist!!!!!

bench

lol

disturbia · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:28:10 PM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on May 03, 2010, 07:26:45 PM

Dude is smart as balls and richer than Jesus himself (due to his ownership stake in Full Tilt)... but I contend he's mediocre in terms of todays MTT talent.

yeah hes about as tight as they come as far as pros go. lag players are killin him

ThaRealist · « **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:28:51 PM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on May 03, 2010, 07:26:45 PM

Dude is smart as balls and richer than Jesus himself (due to his ownership stake in Full Tilt)... but I contend he's mediocre in terms of todays MTT talent.

His bankroll doesn't really give a damn....

pellius · « **Reply #15 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:31:44 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 07:20:16 PM

I'm on the treadmill and a gangly 6'4-6'5 man walks in the area. He's has shoulder length hair and looks about 50-55 years old and looks to have done some prison time, lives in a trailer park home, plays D&D and kills small animals and people for fun. He's wearing a worn t-shirt that looks to be 20 years past his prime, tan cargo pants and old sneakers...I turn to my friend and say look at this guy...It's Tommy Chong, hahahahahahahahahaha...H e tells me actually it's Chris Ferguson aka Jesus the Poker player....Turns out it was....Wiggs FAIL

It takes a big man to admit he FAILED.

You will grow as a human being from this experience.

lift 456 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:33:09 PM »

how does the phd in computer science help with poker? you memorize all the cards that come out, or what?

Fury · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:34:06 PM »

Quote from: lift 456 on May 03, 2010, 07:33:09 PM

how does the phd in computer science help with poker? you memorize all the cards that come out, or what?

Lot of math involved in computer science.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:54:14 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on May 03, 2010, 07:20:16 PM

I'm on the treadmill and a gangly 6'4-6'5 man walks in the area. He's has shoulder length hair and looks about 50-55 years old and looks to have done some prison time, lives in a trailer park home, plays D&D and kills small animals and people for fun. He's wearing a worn t-shirt that looks to be 20 years past his prime, tan cargo pants and old sneakers...I turn to my friend and say look at this guy...It's Tommy Chong, hahahahahahahahahaha...H e tells me actually it's Chris Ferguson aka Jesus the Poker player....Turns out it was....Wiggs FAIL

He is a repo man Wiggs have you paid your car payment?

benchmstr · « **Reply #19 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:55:31 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 03, 2010, 07:54:14 PM

He is a repo man Wiggs have you paid your car payment?

no car payment when its stolen

bench

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #20 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:58:30 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on May 03, 2010, 07:34:06 PM

Lot of math involved in computer science.

not as math intense as you might believe

Wiggs · « **Reply #21 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:02:52 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on May 03, 2010, 07:55:31 PM

no car payment when its stolen

bench

nice

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #22 on:** May 04, 2010, 04:42:29 AM »

Quote from: FREAKgeek on May 03, 2010, 07:58:30 PM

not as math intense as you might believe

Cash poker is far less math intense than MTT poker. If you don't agree, it's because either you haven't played enough of both, or you simply aren't smart enough to have considered and applied ICM theories.

Still, I've played much more cash than MTT because I like to demoralize people and chew them up. Only possible in cash.

Army of One · « **Reply #23 on:** May 04, 2010, 04:44:30 AM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on May 03, 2010, 07:34:06 PM

Lot of math involved in computer science.

I did it, hardly any to be honest.

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #24 on:** May 04, 2010, 05:16:50 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on May 04, 2010, 04:42:29 AM

Cash poker is far less math intense than MTT poker. If you don't agree, it's because either you haven't played enough of both, or you simply aren't smart enough to have considered and applied ICM theories.

Still, I've played much more cash than MTT because I like to demoralize people and chew them up. Only possible in cash.

what the fuck are you talking about