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garebear

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If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« on: May 05, 2010, 04:39:37 PM »
Should that be taken as a compliment?
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 04:43:00 PM »
yes*

baseball is still america's pastime, goddamit and you have to be a superstar athlete to play it (yes, i said it)



* as long as said baseball player they are comparing you to is John Kruk or david ortiz or david wells
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 04:43:48 PM »
unless it's babe ruth
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2010, 04:44:21 PM »
Not usually. But I've been to tourneys where you wouldn't say shit to some of the guys. Seriously in shape, seriously tall and seriously serious.

/beer tent later: less serious
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 04:49:43 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 05, 2010, 04:43:00 PM


baseball is still america's naptime, goddamit and you have to be bored as fuck  to watch it (yes, i said it)

FIXED :)
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 04:51:13 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on May 05, 2010, 04:44:21 PM
Not usually. But I've been to tourneys where you wouldn't say shit to some of the guys. Seriously in shape, seriously tall and seriously serious.

/beer tent later: less serious
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 04:52:22 PM »
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2010, 04:53:51 PM »
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 04:54:55 PM »
Quote from: che on May 05, 2010, 04:53:51 PM
Sorry Johnny  ;D
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don't be sorry

i've caught many a great nap while riding the bench waiting to get up bat  (no homo)
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2010, 04:57:03 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 05, 2010, 04:51:13 PM
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1st game last night: 3/5: 2 RBIs. Fielding fine. *crosses fingers*
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2010, 04:58:04 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 05, 2010, 04:54:55 PM
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don't be sorry

i've caught many a great nap while riding the bench waiting to get up bat  (no homo)
Sounds like a Babe Ruth story plenty of hotdogs, drinks  and hoes then wake up and hit a homerun.
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2010, 05:02:43 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 05, 2010, 04:58:04 PM
Sounds like a Babe Ruth story plenty of hotdogs, drinks  and hoes then wake up and hit a homerun.

The Babe ate lots of those 64 oz porterhouses, like in those eating contests on tv, farked hookers until he got the nail, drank like a fish, and repeated until he *rightly* became a legend. What have you (or me) done?    ;D
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2010, 05:07:30 PM »
built like a baseball player??

I'd rather be asked 'how much cha bench' or 'do you workout' before someone says that shit to me

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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2010, 05:08:09 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on May 05, 2010, 05:02:43 PM
The Babe ate lots of those 64 oz porterhouses, like in those eating contests on tv, farked hookers until he got the nail, drank like a fish, and repeated until he *rightly* became a legend. What have you (or me) done?    ;D
Did he die of obesity or a std? My favorite player of all time pounding hoes, knocking HRS, drunk, my kind of role model.
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dr.chimps

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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2010, 05:33:00 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on May 05, 2010, 05:08:09 PM
Did he die of obesity or a std? My favorite player of all time pounding hoes, knocking HRS, drunk, my kind of role model.
Babe died of cancer. Here's later pic of him. Everything about this pic is great.  :)

Add: Lou was years dead at that point.  :'(
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2010, 05:36:33 PM »
Quote from: garebear on May 05, 2010, 04:39:37 PM
Should that be taken as a compliment?

Punch them in the face! baseball players are fat lazy slobs who chew tobacco.
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2010, 06:00:15 PM »
Nope, I'm not Lou Ferrigno.

Twenty bucks. please!
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2010, 06:21:05 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on May 05, 2010, 05:36:33 PM
Punch them in the face! baseball players are fat lazy slobs who chew tobacco.


Maybe, in the old days. Today's baseball player is a tall, athletic, pussy pounder like A-Rod

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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2010, 06:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Thin Lizzy on May 05, 2010, 06:21:05 PM
Maybe, in the old days. Today's baseball player is a tall, athletic, pussy pounder like A-Rod



yeah...right.



two of his island mates....a slob n mr anti-gym.
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2010, 06:36:45 PM »
Quote from: G_Thang on May 05, 2010, 06:27:59 PM
yeah...right.



two of his island mates....a slob n mr anti-gym.

Lazy Dominicans aside, your typical star player is in the 6'2" to 6'4" 210-230 range, like Evan Longoria. So, IMO, the comment should be taken as a compliment.

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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2010, 12:38:08 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on May 05, 2010, 05:33:00 PM
Babe died of cancer. Here's later pic of him. Everything about this pic is great.  :)

Add: Lou was years dead at that point.  :'(
Good pic chimps never seen that one.
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2010, 01:50:28 AM »
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him." - Yogi Berra
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2010, 07:57:10 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on May 05, 2010, 04:57:03 PM
1st game last night: 3/5: 2 RBIs. Fielding fine. *crosses fingers*


2/5 3 rbi's,hardest ball I hit went right at somebody :-\ shoulda been the game winner instead we lost by 1 >:(
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2010, 08:23:47 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on May 05, 2010, 04:57:03 PM
1st game last night: 3/5: 2 RBIs. Fielding fine. *crosses fingers*
3/5 ..cool RBI's are important will build a solid average. What were the other two miscarriages?
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Re: If someone says you're built like a baseball player....
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2010, 01:24:43 PM »
Quote from: garebear on May 05, 2010, 04:39:37 PM
Should that be taken as a compliment?

if being called skinny/fat is complimentary to you, then yes.
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