Author Topic: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved  (Read 902 times)

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After all this time, I have finally figured out just who Samson is!   :D

And man oh man is this ever shocking. I would have never in a million years guessed it was him, ...but it does appear he is infact Samson.

btw - I have to commend you on your commitment to the character, and your ability to compartamentalize him... and give him a completely different voice & style so different from your own.

But like most things... it's those tiny loose ends that trip us up. I guess right about now I feel like a cop who pulls over a motorist to let him know he left his take-out on the roof of his car, and discovers he inadvertently stumbled across America's Most Wanted. haha.

Don't worry though, it's like I said to you before... your secret is safe with me.
I won't be exposing your identity. I'm just glad I finally figured this out. The curiosity had been killing me.

pssst: HH6, that non revealing his id thingy is just BS I made up for his benefit.
Wire me over $5G's and I'll drop a dime on his ass so fast it'll make your head spin  ;D
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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 12:56:50 PM »
Shut up, Samson. What was the point of this thread?  ::)

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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 12:58:49 PM »
Jag,

Just log off and then log back on to getbig with your Samson gimmick account and post that "Canada sucks."  Maybe then will people here believe that you are not Samson.

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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 01:00:56 PM »
Jag,

Just log off and then log back on to getbig with your Samson gimmick account and post that "Canada sucks."  Maybe then will people here believe that you are not Samson.

Funny when Jag disappears from Getbig for a few days that Samson usually follows, among other glaring similarities.  ::)

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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 02:48:37 PM »
I never believed it until I noticed the writing style, and the use of the ... all the time. 

Then Eyeball did that IP Adress thing. 

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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 03:17:17 PM »
After all this time, I have finally figured out just who Samson is!   :D

And man oh man is this ever shocking. I would have never in a million years guessed it was him, ...but it does appear he is infact Samson.

btw - I have to commend you on your commitment to the character, and your ability to compartamentalize him... and give him a completely different voice & style so different from your own.

But like most things... it's those tiny loose ends that trip us up. I guess right about now I feel like a cop who pulls over a motorist to let him know he left his take-out on the roof of his car, and discovers he inadvertently stumbled across America's Most Wanted. haha.

Don't worry though, it's like I said to you before... your secret is safe with me.
I won't be exposing your identity. I'm just glad I finally figured this out. The curiosity had been killing me.

pssst: HH6, that non revealing his id thingy is just BS I made up for his benefit.
Wire me over $5G's and I'll drop a dime on his ass so fast it'll make your head spin  ;D

Huh?
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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 03:24:48 PM »
Jag is hittable if she would just keep her mouth shut.  :P

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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 04:25:06 PM »
Anyone got the photoshopped pic of Jag with splooge all over her face? I think Havenbull made it.

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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 04:58:35 PM »
What does Jag look like?  With or without the bukake face...
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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 06:51:46 PM »
Someone on this board told me he/she resembles a buck toothed star jones pre gastric bypass with a lazy eye.

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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 09:23:13 PM »
MY MY MY JAG...And where have you been hiding all my life   :-* :-* :-*


That's it...keep patting yourself on the back.

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Re: OMG!!! Breaking news!!! A GetBig mystery has finally been solved
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2010, 06:06:49 AM »
I think Jag is really Maxine Waters