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The bee is back and it is moving very fast! Help!
« on: May 06, 2010, 06:18:45 PM »
DAMN IT!

i always close my window when i leave for the day so no bugs get in my apartment
I was on my laptop here and I heard an insect noise... and I looked up and there is a bee flying around bumping into my ceiling light

How do I get rid of it...it is moving very fast and I cannot reach my ceiling?
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 06:20:39 PM »
DAMN IT
i always close my window when i leave for the day so no bugs get in my apartment
I was on my laptop here and I heard an insect noise...and I looked up and there is a bee flying around bumping into my ceiling light
How do I get rid of it...it is moving very fast and I cannot reach my ceiling?

Let it be. It will die on its own. One bee isn't a problem for real is it?

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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 06:20:46 PM »
Do you have a BB gun?
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 06:20:59 PM »


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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 06:21:27 PM »
Do you have a BB gun?
or a machete?

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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 06:23:19 PM »
Call Clavin over to get it for you.
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 06:23:49 PM »
Let it be. It will die on its own. One bee isn't a problem for real is it?
my aprtment is very small...there is my front door, my kitchen area, my bed and window perch,my computer desk, and my bathroom and closet...the bee is pretty much right where i do a lotta stuff all the time
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 06:24:10 PM »
Call Clavin over to get it for you.

Why call Clavin when he could just nudge Don and wake him up ???
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 06:25:07 PM »
Call Clavin over to get it for you.
i dont know his number but i do know where he lives

sorry guys i dont have any guns or weapons


the bee seems to be gone now
but im worried about gettings stung when i sleep
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 06:25:40 PM »
DAMN IT
i always close my window when i leave for the day so no bugs get in my apartment
I was on my laptop here and I heard an insect noise...and I looked up and there is a bee flying around bumping into my ceiling light
How do I get rid of it...it is moving very fast and I cannot reach my ceiling?

bee sting < spider bite

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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 06:25:49 PM »
DAMN IT
i always close my window when i leave for the day so no bugs get in my apartment
I was on my laptop here and I heard an insect noise...and I looked up and there is a bee flying around bumping into my ceiling light
How do I get rid of it...it is moving very fast and I cannot reach my ceiling?
Make some pumpkin pudding when they land on it this will attract the whole colony, have a can of bee killer on hand spray the hell of them.

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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 06:26:03 PM »
Why call Clavin when he could just nudge Don and wake him up ???
lol not really cuz don has his own family
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2010, 06:26:32 PM »
Open the window and swat it towards the window. Don't kill it  :-\

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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 06:26:40 PM »
i dont know his number but i do know where he lives

sorry guys i dont have any guns or weapons


the bee seems to be gone now
but im worried about gettings stung when i sleep

Any chance you can just fall asleep under Don rather than getting up to give him a massage after he finishes? The bee would likely sting him if he slept on top.
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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2010, 06:27:35 PM »
Open the window and swat it towards the window. Don't kill it  :-\
if it comes back i will try...i had cracked open my front door so i hope it went out
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2010, 06:28:12 PM »
Any chance you can just fall asleep under Don rather than getting up to give him a massage after he finishes? The bee would likely sting him if he slept on top.
don doesnt live w me danielson
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2010, 06:29:17 PM »
don doesnt live w me danielson

Oh, well If Clavin comes over your entire backside will be exposed for that pesky bee. We have to think of something else.
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« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2010, 06:30:09 PM »
Oh, well If Clavin comes over your entire backside will be exposed for that pesky bee. We have to think of something else.
oh mercy i think u have the wrong idea about clavin and me
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2010, 06:30:26 PM »
killing bees is bad karma so you can't kill them

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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2010, 06:30:33 PM »
sleep naked with fresh flowers all over your crotch

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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2010, 06:30:34 PM »
Why call Clavin when he could just nudge Don and wake him up ???
Maybe Don is grumpy when he's waken from his slumber?

And Gene don't leave the door open, remember the noisy neighbors?
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« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2010, 06:31:19 PM »
oh mercy i think u have the wrong idea about clavin and me

I just know what Chaos told me. It's all good Gene, Clavin is a handsome man, not as handsome as Don from what I hear. But for a rebound......
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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2010, 06:32:58 PM »
make feces in the corner then wait crouched next to it with a can of WD40 (with straw attached) and a good lighter

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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2010, 06:38:04 PM »
Call this guy


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Re: HELP ME PLZ...THE BEES ARE BACK IN MY APARTMENT
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2010, 06:40:01 PM »
I just know what Chaos told me. It's all good Gene, Clavin is a handsome man, not as handsome as Don from what I hear. But for a rebound......


We could catch him in your hippy cousins hair.