Should of listened to WC Fields ....
(Regarding marriage.) There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Thanks, WC.
