Kevin Levrone!

[EL Mariachi]

flex'' ohh and a message to kevin levronie, i dont knock on doors, i knock doors open, muthafucka'''


classic.

[Camel Jockey]

Today some old lady was struggling with her groceries, but I jumped in and screamed "BOOOOOOOM! MARYLAND MUSCLE MACHINE! BOOM!"

I snatched her groceries and did some pullovers on a water fountain. Then I carried her groceries to her house as though I was delivering morphine to wounded serviceman in Normandy. FUCKIN SOLIDER BABY! BOOM! Everytime I face adversity I look at the US flag and pretend it has something to do with lifting! Boom!

[Earl1972]

We went over your head, sorry.

Maybe this thread needed more pics.

"we" haha Team Levrone is nothing without me

i'm not accepting new memberships

DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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[McFarland]

"we" haha Team Levrone is nothing without me

i'm not accepting new memberships

DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Don't worry Earl, they can have their own Team Levrone, and we can have ours if that's what it's gotta come down to...so you know whose true colors will shine through then...  But just so you know, even after this thread, I'm still prone to suspect Bluto's to be a "casual" interest at best.  Besides, even if he trained with Kevin like he said he did, his claims would probably more akin to "Kevin let me be his weight bitch on bench and leg press days for like 2 weeks one offseason when he wasn't even running much."   

You do gotta admit though, those quotes were pretty good.       

[Earl1972]

yes if they want to be the B team or some cheap ripoff that's fine by me

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[Faust]

WAR IS HELL...

But I think it's safe to assume hell would also be alot like stepping onstage with Kevin carbed up on straight Jack Daniels and an American flag hidden in his purple posing trunks after a 7 week crash prep...

I feel that when kevin pulled the American flag out of his trunks, that was one of the most powerful political statements EVER made in bodybuilding. That was for all the haters of America, Levrone was in their face showing them how it's done.

[Bluto]

I got a PM from this guy "Earl1972" questioning me about my TEAM LEVRONE signature

Let it be known:

I bleed for TEAM LEVRONE
I live for TEAM LEVRONE
I run TEAM LEVRONE

TEAM LEVRONE FOR LIFE

I'm a soldier

[Bluto]

Another day, another war

I'm gonna start off this day with M3

Thats MARYLAND MUSCLE MACHINE

[Bluto]

you are a fraud

you can't be a Levroneite when you are posting pics of anorexic men saying they are the ideal

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Stop hating on Kev just because he lost weight for Hollywood man, that's not cool.

What kinda fan are you when you only live the Kev that's on the Olympia stage?

I'm behind my boy Kev no matter what his weight is.

[Faust]

Another day, another war

I'm gonna start off this day with M3

Thats MARYLAND MUSCLE MACHINE

Great choice!

Sometimes a soldier has to be a machine.

[Bluto]

Kev eats like a monster

im now watching him eating beef, he usually eats beef in the morning

big kev got rice and beef on the plate
and suddenly
something happens
he discovers something on the table!!
and he says

HEY IS THIS PEPPER?

and reaches for it

yes
"red pepper!!!"

he takes not one
not two
but three scopes of red pepper on the beef!!

NOW THAT IS SOME STRONG SHIT

i bet that works wonders for the metabolism though, hell if people were not a bunch of pussies maybe they could shred fat by adding pepper to their diet alone

this is a great scene of the movie

BEFORE he starts to eat

kevin does the good ol cross to the body prayer

but he ends it with the THUMB UP BODYBUILDING POSE and by this he is making a connection between bodybuilding and God

unbelievable!

id say that scene was worth the price of this DVD alone.

then he starts eating, and you would think the pepper would affect him, but it doesnt have no affect whatsoever. whatsoever.

"this is ah, very lean ah, beef, beef right?"

[Bluto]

Kev always did take his eating seriously, he knew it was half the battle

check this out, straight outta m3

joan, kevins partner...

"he calls me mama, and this is my husband he calls him papa, and mama and papa take care of our baby kevin"

"and right now what were doing is feeding him, because he needs lots of food to prepare for the olympia"

"we spend about THREE HOURS A NIGHT cooking his food"

"he has fish, green vegetables, rice, sweet potatoes, chicken and lean ground beef"

big papa says IT TAKES ABOUT 3 HOURS TO PREPARE THE FOOD AND 2 HOURS TO CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS

kevin eats 5 pounds of fish and/or chicken every day!!!

THATS RIGHT BABY

400-500 dollars a week just for the food!!!

PAID DA COST, TO BE DA BOSS

[Mars]

joan is hot.

[Bluto]

Ok bros! I'm back from the gym!

The warrior spirit was with me, I'm telling you. A few times during my session I needed to reach inside for that extra power to complete my final set - to failure and i visualised Kevin from Fulblown and it was like he was there with me!!!

It was like he was standing there screaming in my ear

IM COMING OUT BIGGER
COMING OUT STRONGER
COMING OUT MORE BAD!!!

And I finished the set and even added a few extra reps that I didn't know I had in me!

Thanks Kev!

[noc]

 

[davidpaul]

Ok bros! I'm back from the gym!

The warrior spirit was with me, I'm telling you. A few times during my session I needed to reach inside for that extra power to complete my final set - to failure and i visualised Kevin from Fulblown and it was like he was there with me!!!

It was like he was standing there screaming in my ear

IM COMING OUT BIGGER
COMING OUT STRONGER
COMING OUT MORE BAD!!!

And I finished the set and even added a few extra reps that I didn't know I had in me!

Thanks Kev!

I say cutler, fuck coleman, fuck arnold,

its all about the MARYLAND MUSCLE MACHINE
GOING TO WAR BABY,

100 POUND DUMBELL CURLS INYA FACE

[Faust]

Ok bros! I'm back from the gym!

The warrior spirit was with me, I'm telling you. A few times during my session I needed to reach inside for that extra power to complete my final set - to failure and i visualised Kevin from Fulblown and it was like he was there with me!!!

It was like he was standing there screaming in my ear

IM COMING OUT BIGGER
COMING OUT STRONGER
COMING OUT MORE BAD!!!

And I finished the set and even added a few extra reps that I didn't know I had in me!

Thanks Kev!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[Bluto]

Yup guys i cant even wait until tomorrow, tomorrow gonna be legs!

[Bluto]

im watching m3 now and kevin levrone is at the gym at night!!

he's driving home from the gym 2 IN THE MORNING!!!

i doubt any other pro does that

hell even arnold had his beauty sleep

but not kev

2 in the morning training baby!

[Camel Jockey]

Guys! I'm gonna train shoulders later today and let me tell that I AM STOKED! BOOM!

Gonna slap on a military style bandana and scream "BOOOM!" before I do militarys.

[davidpaul]

Guys! I'm gonna train shoulders later today and let me tell that I AM STOKED! BOOM!

Gonna slap on a military style bandana and scream "BOOOM!" before I do militarys.

If you need a fingertip spot on behind the neck presses holla at me brah!

[Bluto]

Guys! I'm gonna train shoulders later today and let me tell that I AM STOKED! BOOM!

Gonna slap on a military style bandana and scream "BOOOM!" before I do militarys.

gotta work em shoulders

for that rounded look

[Camel Jockey]

If you need a fingertip spot on behind the neck presses holla at me brah!

WILL DO, BRAH! AND REMEMBER TO PUNCH ME IN THE GUT IF I HALFASS THE SETS! BOOM!

gotta work em shoulders

for that rounded look

Yes, Brah! DP will hit me everytime I halfass anything!

[crg]

Whats up with Levrone is he training for the Olympia

[McFarland]

Whats up with Levrone is he training for the Olympia

Well if he ain't, he damn sure oughta be!