Author Topic: Caption this LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 3758 times)

Alex23 · « **on:** May 12, 2010, 05:28:45 PM »

bbbbbbbbbbBBBOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!

TacoBell · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:30:25 PM »

I wanted to stay feminine but I cant shave twice a day.

Alex23 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:31:29 PM »

I usually don't have to beg for buttermilk...

ShipSekki · « **Reply #3 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:32:53 PM »

"I weigh 210 pounds, damn i'm hyoooge."

This guy is a getbigger.

TacoBell · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:33:57 PM »

Ellen Degeneres looking ~~huge~~ medium.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:34:40 PM »

Oh man this is the most epic "before" picture ever. Except we've never seen an "after".

Alex23 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:37:02 PM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on May 12, 2010, 05:34:40 PM

Oh man this is the most epic "before" picture ever. Except we've never seen an "after".

Are you calling a "fail" out "Rearend Metal"?

If this "guy" obviously doesn't "train"
Hangs around "bodybuilders" and touches them for "interview purposes"...

One can only conclude..... SCHMOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bahahahahahahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

newmom · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:39:12 PM »

He's got bigger boobs than Newmom

ShipSekki · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:40:23 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on May 12, 2010, 05:37:02 PM

Are you calling a "fail" out "Rearend Metal"?

If this "guy" obviously doesn't "train"
Hangs around "bodybuilders" and touches them for "interview purposes"...

One can only conclude..... SCHMOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bahahahahahahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can tell by the way his arms look that he probably does lift.

He's just a delusional fat guy who works out a little bit and thinks he is huge and massive.

He probably comes in here and "Ownz the twinks".

James Blunt · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:40:41 PM »

If that showed up in my camera's preview I would press delete and never ever.... in a million years let it make it to the internet.

Special Ed is ridiculous in his videos. When he interviews the fitness women he creeps them out it's hilarious.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:40:56 PM »

is that Chaz Bono?

Alex23 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:41:33 PM »

Quote from: newmom on May 12, 2010, 05:39:12 PM

He's got bigger boobs than Newmom

LOL!!!!!

Rumor goes around that this "newmom" persona is quite athletic and knows how to "shake it"...

newmom · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:42:33 PM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on May 12, 2010, 05:40:56 PM

is that Chaz Bono?

lmao oh shit there is a resemblence, just got darker hair..oh yea and going for the sex change

newmom · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on May 12, 2010, 05:41:33 PM

LOL!!!!!

Rumor goes around that this "newmom" persona is quite athletic and knows how to "shake it"...

haha i dunno about athletic, but shaking yea, when I stop walking my ass takes 5 minutes to catch up

TacoBell · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:43:36 PM »

Theyre not boobs, I just prefer decline presses.

Alex23 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:45:05 PM »

Quote from: newmom on May 12, 2010, 05:43:12 PM

haha i dunno about athletic, but shaking yea, when I stop walking my ass takes 5 minutes to catch up

LOL!!! How long do you think these jewish "teetees" above jiggle for after being rammed by a muscleman's juicy cauck?

BayGBM · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:45:26 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on May 12, 2010, 05:30:25 PM

I wanted to stay feminine but I cant shave twice a day.

LOL

newmom · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:45:54 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on May 12, 2010, 05:45:05 PM

LOL!!! How long do you think these jewish "teetees" above jiggle for after being rammed by a muscleman's juicy cauck?

omg your such a mean fucker

ShipSekki · « **Reply #18 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:46:39 PM »

The dude looks like Groink.

Except Groink has bigger arms and a shaved head.

Same torso though.

Alex23 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:47:59 PM »

Quote from: newmom on May 12, 2010, 05:45:54 PM

omg your such a mean fucker

You're right... I shouldn't rely on "rumors"... it's just hard to catch "them" in the act.... they are more discreet than they used to be (see Beefyheavyweight's stories)

chaos · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:48:13 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on May 12, 2010, 05:28:45 PM

bbbbbbbbbbBBBOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Nice missletits.

You would think that his "Chitown" connections would hook him up with some fat burning chemicals to get rid of those moobs.

Alex23 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:51:11 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 12, 2010, 05:48:13 PM

Nice missletits.

You would think that his "Chitown" connections would hook him up with some fat burning chemicals to get rid of those moobs.

Maybe "chitown" mullato doessenknowhathezsayin'

... or too busy trying to digg dirt on Singerman, Centopani, Weinberger and 3/4 of the NPC "organization" (oh brother hahahah)

chaos · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:53:40 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on May 12, 2010, 05:51:11 PM

Maybe "chitown" mullato doessenknowhathezsayin'

... or too busy trying to digg dirt on Singerman, Centopani, Weinberger and 3/4 of the NPC "organization" (oh brother hahahah)

I've brought it up before.......but for a guy that talks so much shit about "the industry" he sure spends alot of time deep in it.

He claims to have banged all kinds of fitness hoes and female bber skanks.......we should send out an open casting call and see if any chicks admit to fucking Uncle Fester on steroids.

newmom · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:55:05 PM »

Quote from: Alex23 on May 12, 2010, 05:51:11 PM

Maybe "chitown" mullato doessenknowhathezsayin'

... or too busy trying to digg dirt on Singerman, Centopani, Weinberger and 3/4 of the NPC "organization" (oh brother hahahah)

rut roh this is not gonna be good..Im like switzerland Im neutral

Alex23 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2010, 05:59:22 PM »

Quote from: chaos on May 12, 2010, 05:53:40 PM

I've brought it up before.......but for a guy that talks so much shit about "the industry" he sure spends alot of time deep in it.

He claims to have banged all kinds of fitness hoes and female bber skanks.......we should send out an open casting call and see if any chicks admit to fucking Uncle Fester on steroids.

LOL fuck him... his passion to digg dirt grew greater than his common sense. Fun part is he made a lot of enemies and the count is growing.... you harvest what you seeded... looks like harvesting season is coming soon this year.

LOL didn't he claim to bang Jen Cowan couple of years back? Wonder if she shmoe squatted him to the bedroom...