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johnnynoname

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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2010, 11:32:55 AM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on May 14, 2010, 11:25:05 AM
Dear Johnnynoname,

Go lick Van Damme's right nut and massage his left one.


Yours truly,

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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2010, 11:59:33 AM »
better skeletor face than moon face

i was blessed with moon face genetics  >:(
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2010, 12:00:57 PM »
Quote from: MAXX on May 14, 2010, 11:59:33 AM
better skeletor face than moon face

i was blessed with moon face genetics  >:(

Are you oriental?
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2010, 12:07:29 PM »
i have a epic "lean face" but I have a nose like a "N-word"
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2010, 12:24:05 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 14, 2010, 12:07:29 PM
i have a epic "lean face" but I have a nose like a "N-word"

Nah, more like the J-word...
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2010, 12:28:05 PM »
Skelator has optimal muscle genetics and will bang your wife when your not around

he gets his gh from me  ;D

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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2010, 12:30:07 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 14, 2010, 12:24:05 PM
Nah, more like the J-word...

you know the spinning bump that billy gunn does when he gets clothesline'd

...that is how i would sell your comment
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2010, 12:31:06 PM »
chicks like a baby face?

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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2010, 12:33:00 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on May 14, 2010, 12:31:06 PM
chicks like a baby face?

E

they sure do

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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2010, 12:36:31 PM »
hahaha, JNN on fire!  Talking about selling a bump AND Ricky Morton in the same thread = awesome  haha
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2010, 12:46:06 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 14, 2010, 12:36:31 PM
hahaha, JNN on fire!  Talking about selling a bump AND Ricky Morton in the same thread = awesome  haha
it's funny cuz i forgot the subject of this thread
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2010, 12:52:43 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 14, 2010, 12:46:06 PM
it's funny cuz i forgot the subject of this thread


I often do this and think that the world should operate under pro-wrestling rules.....if a guy give you crap, back him into a corner, rip his t-shirt off and give him a couple of chops....followed by whooooooo !!! of course.

It's like when Nancy Kerrigan got her knee busted......what was the big deal?  I watched the Horsemen break Dusty's leg and nobody made a big deal out of it.....
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2010, 12:54:40 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 14, 2010, 12:52:43 PM

I often do this and think that the world should operate under pro-wrestling rules.....if a guy give you crap, back him into a corner, rip his t-shirt off and give him a couple of chops....followed by whooooooo !!! of course.

It's like when Nancy Kerrigan got her knee busted......what was the big deal?  I watched the Horsemen break Dusty's leg and nobody made a big deal out of it.....

EXACTLY

next time a guy cuts you off in traffic, drag him out of his car and make like Pat Patterson and suck his cock
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2010, 12:56:22 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 14, 2010, 12:54:40 PM
EXACTLY

next time a guy cuts you off in traffic, drag him out of his car and make like Pat Patterson and suck his cock

Ummm, yeah kinda like that, but not exactly......
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2010, 12:57:37 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 14, 2010, 12:56:22 PM
Ummm, yeah kinda like that, but not exactly......

pat patterson's oral skills is as much of a cornerstone of our great sport as Hackenschmidt vs. Gotch


....at least that is what Steve Lombardi told me
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2010, 01:00:22 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on May 14, 2010, 12:57:37 PM
pat patterson's oral skills is as much of a cornerstone of our great sport as Hackenschmidt vs. Gotch


....at least that is what Steve Lombardi told me

Patterson is to wrestling what Elton John is to music......a couple of guys who like a stiff one now and again.
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2010, 01:01:16 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 14, 2010, 01:00:22 PM
Patterson is to wrestling what Elton John is to music......a couple of guys who like a stiff one now and again.

LMAO...yes, and they are both geniuses in their respective fields
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2010, 01:10:13 PM »

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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2010, 01:22:29 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on May 14, 2010, 10:15:40 AM
Face sucked in and lookin possessed!



Holy crap Goodrum actually looks alright there!!
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2010, 02:38:31 PM »
i like the drawn in look....it works better for some then it does for others

jay cutler for example looked like an adonis at the olympia this year because his face was SO sucked in....the rest of the year, he isnt bad loioking, but does look bloated

girls it tends to be a little harder on, girls are anthropoligically meant to carry more adipose tissue so they often look unhealthy or masculine when they get into the single digits
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2010, 02:50:49 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on May 14, 2010, 11:25:05 AM
Dear Johnnynoname,

Go lick Van Damme's right nut and massage his left one.


Yours truly,

BIG ACH
I heard he lost his left one in a battle with Bolo Yeung.
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2010, 02:53:05 PM »
Quote from: Parker on May 14, 2010, 02:50:49 PM
I heard he lost his left one in a battle with Bolo Yeung.


Yes
but it was during Double Impact and NOT Bloodsport
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2010, 02:58:54 PM »
You wish your bodyfat was low enough to take on a Skelator-ish appearance. 


Let's see?
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #48 on: May 14, 2010, 03:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Parker on May 14, 2010, 02:50:49 PM
I heard he lost his left one in a battle with Bolo Yeung.

One of my undergrad friends is this dude from Vietnam, looks like a short jacked version of Bolo Yeung, I tell him all the time LOL


I'm with Johnny, my nose looks more like the J-word too!
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Re: Skeletor
« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2010, 04:18:54 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on May 14, 2010, 09:22:47 AM
, a few female friends of mine tell me that women pay much more attention to a man's face than his bod,


shhhhhhhh you cant say shit like that on a bbing board....

after reading this do you KNOW how many pros and guys from on here just ran off into their room to shoot up some nubain  >:(
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