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Palin does a bit of stand up
« on: May 15, 2010, 10:35:00 AM »
She's a redneck.   :)

Palin does a bit of stand up
Posted: May 15th, 2010

From CNN Associate Producer Martina Stewart

(CNN) – She's a politician, an author, cable news contributor and sought-after speaker. But perhaps former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is interested in a new title: comedienne.

In what can only be described as a bit of a schtick, Palin had some fun Friday with the notion that she and her family might be rednecks.

Speaking at the National Rifle Association's annual meeting in Charlotte, North Carolina, Palin claimed that some in the media have tried to portray members of the Tea Party movement as "violent or racist or rednecks."

"And I don't really have a problem with the redneck part of it, to tell you the truth. I don't," the former vice presidential candidate told the crowd. "That's fine with me."

Palin told the gun rights supporters how she recently searched online for the best redneck jokes to prepare for an appearance in Alabama where she was introduced by a radio personality named "Bubba."

"But, I'm reading them [thinking] these aren't funny, these are me," Palin said to laughter. "They really are."


Holding what looked like a BlackBerry, Palin told some of the jokes to the NRA crowd.

"'You're a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.'" "Yep," Palin said rhetorically, "Go to Wasilla, turn off the paved road. That's where we are."

"'You may be a redneck if you're ever involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.'" "Todd and I? No. But, we have friends – yep, truly – a custody fight over their hunting dog."

" – 'If you yell at your husband, come move this transmission so I can take a bath.'" "I thought that one was funny," Palin told the crowd.

"-'If you use your fishing license as a form of i.d.'" "Well, I do that all the time in Dillingham," Palin said. "That's how you cash your checks."

Palin also told jokes about having steel toes in your "best shoes," going hunting on your honeymoon, getting the septic tank pumped as an anniversary present, having Thanksgiving dinner served on a ping-pong table, thinking Wal-Mart is expensive, and spending the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a hotel room.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/05/15/palin-fine-with-me-to-be-called-a-redneck/?fbid=54YJ106g8kS#more-104233

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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 10:51:43 AM »
"Holding what looked like a BlackBerry, Palin told some of the jokes to the NRA crowd."

She's reduced to delivering Jeff Foxworthy jokes to the NRA.  Oh my.

It's funny she can ream the president for using a teleprompter, but she needs a Blackberry from which to read.

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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 10:57:15 AM »
And its funny you bend over backwards to support obama regardless of whatever he does.

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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 10:58:54 AM »
have you not noticed all the '240 shitting on obama' threads lately?  Tony said I don't do it, so I've started a ton this week to make him happy :)

it's cool that your defense of the palin irony (using a blackberry when she mocks teleprompter) is to attack another board member.  It really tells the class you agree she's a hypocrite. 

Still, it's saturday and I'm on edge.... my tea maker is broken :( :( :(

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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 11:08:44 AM »
have you not noticed all the '240 shitting on obama' threads lately?  Tony said I don't do it, so I've started a ton this week to make him happy :)

it's cool that your defense of the palin irony (using a blackberry when she mocks teleprompter) is to attack another board member.  It really tells the class you agree she's a hypocrite. 

Still, it's saturday and I'm on edge.... my tea maker is broken :( :( :(
LOL havent really noticed, what I have noticed is you
haha i'm taking extreme adversarial positions to see who will agree with them.
youre hatred of palin is damn near palbable and your satire in condemning obama on things that a conservative would actually be upset about is also  ::)

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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 11:40:20 AM »
Palin does "stand up" every time she opens her mouth and speaks

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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 11:47:11 AM »
To her supporters....we dislike her just as much as you guys hate Obama......maybe a little more to be honest...  ;D
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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2010, 11:57:11 AM »
To her supporters....we dislike her just as much as you guys hate Obama......maybe a little more to be honest...  ;D

what's to dislike

she's a private citizen who's somehow figured out a way to make money by pretending to be interested in running for POTUS

the only ones who will wind up disliking her will be the dumbfounded dipshits who send her money only to realize later that the money is all she is interested in.


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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 06:45:06 AM »
Palin does "stand up" every time she opens her mouth and speaks

You betcha.  *wink*

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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 07:30:05 AM »
To her supporters....we dislike her just as much as you guys hate Obama......maybe a little more to be honest...  ;D

I doubt it.If many of us really posted what we think of Obama and would like to see in his future we would be hauled off to jail.

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Re: Palin does a bit of stand up
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 07:33:26 AM »
I have no problem saying whatsoever that if a natural disaster came and wiped out everyone in DC, from the top on down, I would light a cigar and pop open a bottle of champaigne. 

Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Waxman et al are the worst, most vile, most disgusting, group of communists and socialist vermin I have ever witnessed.