You wish you had the balls to look like an idiot? Well feel free to get started bro! Just go to a tat guy, get him drunk and tell him to let loose. Repeat daily for a couple years and PRESTO you will be just as weird and lonely as you are now 
I don't understand why people automatically think "Oh he's a dumbass" when they see a guy with his face tatted up.
I think it takes balls and it's the sign of a strong character. And everyone i've met with a face tat has been a very interesting person.