Knocked out a dog with a punch this morning...

[Alex23]

this sounds crazy but no shit...

was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....

.. then told him "stop it  "... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me  ...

long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on  

[drkaje]

Thing should have been on a leash.

[Doug_Steele]

You should be at the San Jose Game. 

[pugalist666]

thats nothing , one time a snapped a german Sheppard's spine with my bare hands 

[Alex23]

Hope "he"'s ok... feel sorta bad for the 80lb thing...

[Parker]

I think that 8 yr old that choked out a pitbull has you beat.

[spinnis]

I was in a pissy mood today and finally decided to return my fucking microwave which has been annoying me for the last 6 months, the turning shit inside it hops out of "line" or whatever you call it and it stops turning around while heating it, and just keeps on heating without "spinning" the food.

Anyway, so I grab the microwave and put it back down int eh back and bring my receipt for it.

So I walk up to the register and tell her I wanna return it (I was mean mugging her also homie becuse I was in a bad mood) she askas me if something is wrong with it which I reply what I just mentioned and adding its just a pain in the ass.

Anyway I hand over the receipt and she says "So you had it for 6 months?"  to which I rely "Yes, Ive put up with it for 6 MONTHS!"

And baam the 80£ (which it costs) back in my hand without her even looking in the damn box to see if the microwave is even there  
Poor lady haha.

btw, thats not groink.

[Fatpanda]

i don't think newmom deserved that  

[Alex23]

i don't think newmom deserved that  

LOL!!!!!!!

Newmom will be handled accordingly. 

[Fatpanda]

LOL!!!!!!!

Newmom will be handled accordingly. 

you better get some shots alex - you don't know where that dirty bitch has been 

[_bruce_]

i don't think newmom deserved that  

 

[spinnis]

LOL!!!!!!!

Newmom will be handled accordingly. 

a swift dick in the ass!

[kiwiol]

thats nothing , one time a snapped a german Sheppard's spine with my bare hands 

I knew someone was gonna bring that up

[HTexan]

impressive.

[spinnis]

impressive.

Im waaay too lazy tonight but I could make a gif of Alex slapping a chiwawa lol.

[Fatpanda]

impressive.

newmom at her prom ?

[K-1]

this sounds crazy but no shit...

was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....

.. then told him "stop it  "... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me  ...

long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on  

It happens. I had to choke my older brothers pit bull to sleep once (It attacked me and went for my throat)

I once had to ko a dog while I was out walking my wifes dogs. Lady had her Sheppard off the lease, he ran towards and started to attack the dogs. I punched on top of his head and he went night night. Everything happened so fast, I didn't know if I over reacted or what.

Lady was actually upset at me. I'm like where is his leash ma'am? I was living in Jacksonville fl at the time where there is a leash law.

[HTexan]

newmom at her prom ?

haha

[spinnis]

It happens. I had to choke my older brothers pit bull to sleep once (It attacked me and went for my throat)

I once had to ko a dog while I was out walking my wifes dogs. Lady had her Sheppard off the lease, he ran towards and started to attack the dogs. I punched on top of his head and he went night night. Everything happened so fast, I didn't know if I over reacted or what.

Lady was actually upset at me. I'm like where is his leash ma'am? I was living in Jacksonville fl at the time where there is a leash law.

how do you manage to think about puncing it before you automatically kick it?

[newmom]

LOL!!!!!!!

Newmom will be handled accordingly. 

oh this I gotta hear

[K-1]

how do you manage to think about puncing it before you automatically kick it?

It happened really fast to be honest man. I heard the lady yelling then I turned around the dog was literally ontop of the smaller dogs. Was a nice size german sheppard. I literally yanked their leashed (both of them) and held them in my left arm...the dog then jumped to get at them..so I was spinning in a circle from the dog.

As soon as the dog got back on all fours I punched down on him. Didn't have time to set up any leg kicks. LOL

[Fatpanda]

It happened really fast to be honest man. I heard the lady yelling then I turned around the dog was literally ontop of the smaller dogs. Was a nice size german sheppard. I literally yanked their leashed (both of them) and held them in my left arm...the dog then jumped to get at them..so I was spinning in a circle from the dog.

As soon as the dog got back on all fours I punched down on him. Didn't have time to set up any leg kicks. LOL

[Parker]

Swede, so you handed a empty box? She should no the difference in weight.

[suckmymuscle]

this sounds crazy but no shit...

was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....

.. then told him "stop it  "... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me  ...

long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on  

  I understand. I once killed my neighbour's German sheppard by breaking it's spine ith a punch because it ould annoy me all night ith it's barks.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[funk51]

this sounds crazy but no shit...

was checking out a bike in oceanside this mornin, owner's neighbor's dog popped out and started bitting my back pants legs bottoms....

.. then told him "stop it  "... fucker wouldn't stop... then turned around and he showed his teeth... I sorta lost it and knocked him the fuck out on the dog version of the temple... felt kind bad... then the "by-the-book" biker host simply said "this is going rather well, we like you" which kinda surprised me  ...

long story short, been back for an hour or so with a cool buzz going on  

        ok michael vick this dog wants a crack at ya.