i got crawfished!!!!

[benchmstr]

my uncle brought over a cooler with 25lbs of crawfish in it......me and the fiance were sitting in the backyard eating them. i got up to go get a beer and she says something, i turn around, and she puts her hand down my pants and grabs my junk!!!!!!

my junk felt like someone caught it on fire, i had to run upstairs and take an emergency shower.......it still burns a little.......

bench

[newmom]

 

[benchmstr]

the skin is really tender right now.......i might need to soak it in milk

bench

[ToxicAvenger]

the skin is really tender right now.......i might need to soak it in milk

bench

Replace her shampoo with nair 

[benchmstr]

Replace her shampoo with nair 

hell no....i gotta sleep next to her

those were the hottest crawfish i ever ate too!!!!!

bench

[ToxicAvenger]

hell no....i gotta sleep next to her

those were the hottest crawfish i ever ate too!!!!!

bench

ok how about replace your regular bottle of Tabasco sitting at home with



the bottle looks exactly the same and unless she reads the label..she wont know 

[benchmstr]

ok how about replace your regular bottle of Tabasco sitting at home with



the bottle looks exactly the same and unless she reads the label..she wont know 

that shit wont bother her at all....you forget bro, we live in texas

bench

[ToxicAvenger]

that shit wont bother her at all....you forget bro, we live in texas

bench

Tabasco habanero is quite hot...dont knock it unless u have tried it....


in anycase...you MUST retaliate 

[tonymctones]

this used to happen to me when id make stuffed jalepenos and then go to the bathroom...i wear latex gloves now 

[benchmstr]

Tabasco habanero is quite hot...dont knock it unless u have tried it....


in anycase...you MUST retaliate 

tabasco habanero isnt shit to her.....

bench

[Migs]

go for some ghost chili's

[yng466]

Try El Yucateco XXX,that stuff'll burn a hole in concrete!

[ToxicAvenger]

tabasco habanero isnt shit to her.....

bench

i use tobasco habanero as my staple...i carry it around in my book bag and use it on everything...

i recently tried this and it ws too much

[Butterbean]

bench you and Courtney sound perfect for each other

[Migs]

i crave some spicey food now. 

[newmom]

bench you and Courtney sound perfect for each other

my sentiments exactly..I told him this months ago

[Migs]

my sentiments exactly..I told him this months ago

well aren't you a regular mistress Chloe

[newmom]

well aren't you a regular mistress Chloe

blah

[Migs]

don't make me spank you


or do, which ever floats your boat

 

[newmom]

don't make me spank you


or do, which ever floats your boat

 

 

[Migs]

what not into a little spanky spanky lol

[newmom]

what not into a little spanky spanky lol

is it wrong if I said, "it's how I roll"

[Migs]

is it wrong if I said, "it's how I roll"

not all all.  ps i'm freashly shaven 

[benchmstr]

not all all.  ps i'm freashly shaven 

are you saying that she can eat off of you?

bench

[newmom]

not all all.  ps i'm freashly shaven