The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on a stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Nancy and says "Do you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied: "I seriously doubt that. With one wave of your hand?
Show me."
So the Pope slapped her........
