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CalvinH

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2010, 10:52:36 AM »

See, here in the south, we have laws for that shit......they would have been carted off to jail, after a stop in a rural area for an "attitude adjustment."   Heathens !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Fuckers >:( I showed em,after Freebird I cranked the live version of "Green Grass and High Tides" 8)

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2010, 10:53:29 AM »


Fuckers >:( I showed em,after Freebird I cranked the live version of "Green Grass and High Tides" 8)

Did you finish with a little Curtis Lowe?

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2010, 10:53:46 AM »
outdoors if possible. you dont have to worry about touching anything in disgusting public restrooms.


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CalvinH

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2010, 10:54:22 AM »
Did you finish with a little Curtis Lowe?



Song isn't long enough,,,though it is a great one :D

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2010, 10:55:24 AM »


Song isn't long enough,,,though it is a great one :D

Did you at least tell them you were a "Simple Man?"  Or did you have to ask for them to "Give you three steps?"

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2010, 11:02:59 AM »
Did you at least tell them you were a "Simple Man?"  Or did you have to ask for them to "Give you three steps?"


Told em to keep his wife indoors because "I'm on the hunt"

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2010, 12:46:30 PM »
i piss in the backyard whenever i get the chance. hell, sometimes i piss right out in public in broad daylight. i truly do not give a fuck.

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2010, 11:13:18 AM »
i piss in the backyard whenever i get the chance. hell, sometimes i piss right out in public in broad daylight. i truly do not give a fuck.
I find pissing outside brings you closer to nature.  ;D
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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2010, 11:41:54 AM »
Now how about shitting outside, so much harder than squats will ever be.  Just do it in the summer so there's plenty of leaves to wipe with.

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2010, 12:01:36 PM »
ive pissed just about everywhere, parking garages, alleys, swimming pools, hot tubs, streets, the list goes on.

uromysatisis?

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2010, 12:44:21 PM »
Depends on the situation. If I'm at home, I like to do like Ashton Kootchie and piss all over my GF's dirty dishes. I think it helps them soak better.

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2010, 09:28:23 PM »

 Why girls have the fascination/fantasy to hold my  d*ck while i'm urinating?
 It happens to me couple of times.
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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2010, 10:14:10 PM »
Why girls have the fascination/fantasy to hold my  d*ck while i'm urinating?
 It happens to me couple of times.
penis envy?
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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2010, 10:55:55 PM »
I like to shit outdoors if leaves are in abundance.

I hope you carry doggy poop bags.

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2010, 03:01:25 AM »
PIIIIISSSSS

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2010, 03:07:26 AM »

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #41 on: September 07, 2010, 04:23:56 AM »
Something very liberating about outdoor urination, outdoors for me.

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #42 on: September 07, 2010, 10:56:03 AM »
Something very liberating about outdoor urination, outdoors for me.How about yourself?
indoors , unless i pissing from 10 or more stories up onto some poor unsuspecting pedistrian.
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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #43 on: September 07, 2010, 12:31:11 PM »
outdoors for sure

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #44 on: September 07, 2010, 01:08:06 PM »
whichever is most convenient at that moment.

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2010, 08:06:10 PM »
its still not as liberating as skinny dipping with your woman.
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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2010, 08:21:52 PM »
its still not as liberating as skinny dipping with your woman.
skinny dipping then R kelly her.
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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2010, 09:05:32 PM »
Urinating outdoors, defacating indoors, blowing my nose indoors, removing ear wax indoors, vomiting outdoors.
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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2010, 04:31:07 AM »
Urinating outdoors, defacating indoors, blowing my nose indoors, removing ear wax indoors, vomiting outdoors.

You left out depositing fresh protein.

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Re: Do you prefer urinating indoors or out?
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2010, 04:43:23 AM »
i cant pee when someone is urinating next to me.