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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2010, 05:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on May 20, 2010, 05:24:45 PM
newmom, where do you stand on cocksize? Myth or reality?

Weren't you artificially inseminated and what are your thoughts on fleshlights?

no they get stuck in my teeth
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2010, 05:33:25 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on May 20, 2010, 05:30:43 PM
Alex are talking about inches, not color.

Correct. from a strict meatrodding perspective, where do you "stand"? My guess is very little use and all external.. I know your type ;D
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2010, 10:45:46 PM »
Quote from: newmom on May 20, 2010, 05:17:55 PM
I did IT once, and if someone tries it, they are in for a rude awakining. Better put a ring on my finger for that

newmom did you have a bad experience with it, perhaps involving poop?
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2010, 11:07:28 PM »
Quote from: bigmikecox on May 20, 2010, 05:29:31 PM
what's a fleshlight????
it a rubbery pussy, asshole, or mouth that you jack off with, it is shaped like a a big flashlight.
IMO it sucks not worth the money.
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2010, 11:23:58 PM »
Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on May 20, 2010, 11:12:28 PM
No shit bro damm!  How much did it set you back?
i got it for free, it was a gag gift my friend got at his bachelor party. He didn't want it, so i keep it. Thing sucked, i took it back to his house and left it under the couch mattress. ;D Thing is 65 bucks tho :o :o :o
http://www.fleshlight.com/
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2010, 11:28:33 PM »
Newmom you've gotta make him work for it. First of all, let him toss your salad for awhile, and then have him KY a finger or 2 and gradually loosen you up a bit, and then you'll be ready for action ;) P.S. Thats the same style I used with the long black-haired girl in the photo with me, and by then she was down wit dat :>
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2010, 11:33:29 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on May 20, 2010, 11:28:33 PM
Newmom you've gotta make him work for it. First of all, let him toss your salad for awhile, and then have him KY a finger or 2 and gradually loosen you up a bit, and then you'll be ready for action ;) P.S. Thats the same style I used with the long black-haired girl in the photo with me, and by then she was down wit dat :>
might lose getbig points, but ass sex is gross. you know shit comes out of there? Give me a nice pussy any day of the week.
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2010, 11:52:57 PM »
I hear ya man, but I ADORE the female ass, in fact you could say that it is one of my many obsessions, but the problem is that I'm a lazy fvck and it usually takes quite a bit of time and effort to get ass sex with attractive females, so I usually just stick to my other obsessions of training, listening to tunes (almost 24 hours a day) and writing poetry :)
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2010, 02:48:33 AM »
No poop, just hurt like a mother fucker..Know what im sayin
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2010, 07:18:40 AM »
Great thread :)
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2010, 10:39:46 AM »
Quote from: newmom on May 21, 2010, 02:48:33 AM
No poop, just hurt like a mother fucker..Know what im sayin

fortunately, no  ;D
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2010, 10:44:04 AM »
Quote from: newmom on May 21, 2010, 02:48:33 AM
No poop, just hurt like a mother fucker..Know what im sayin

PM vince g for some tips...
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2010, 03:41:01 PM »
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2010, 03:41:59 PM »
Quote from: newmom on May 21, 2010, 03:41:01 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
my gummie bear offer still stands :D

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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2010, 03:51:49 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on May 21, 2010, 10:44:04 AM
PM vince g for some tips...

listen hillbilly, your riding my last nerve in the words of Flo from Alice

KISS MY GRITS[/color][/size][/font]
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2010, 03:52:44 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 03:41:59 PM
my gummie bear offer still stands :D

bench

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2010, 03:58:25 PM »
Quote from: newmom on May 21, 2010, 03:52:44 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
nobody like a quiter 8)

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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2010, 03:59:05 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 03:58:25 PM
nobody like a quiter 8)

bench

quit this fuck tard
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2010, 04:00:21 PM »
Quote from: newmom on May 21, 2010, 03:59:05 PM
quit this fuck tard
if you arent nice to me i can always jerk off to someone else's pic's ;D

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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2010, 04:01:40 PM »
Quote from: newmom on May 21, 2010, 03:51:49 PM
listen hillbilly, your riding my last nerve in the words of Flo from Alice

KISS MY GRITS[/color][/size][/font]
I always felt that was a hidden sexual innuendo from Flo to Mel.
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2010, 04:08:25 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on May 21, 2010, 04:00:21 PM
if you arent nice to me i can always jerk off to someone else's pic's ;D

bench

bawaswawa your such a liar, all though I got new beach pics today. But Im taking calvins girlfriend out for cocktails and dinner so I gotta bounce
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Re: would you Hit This
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2010, 04:23:18 PM »
Quote from: newmom on May 21, 2010, 04:08:25 PM
bawaswawa your such a liar, all though I got new beach pics today. But Im taking calvins girlfriend out for cocktails and dinner so I gotta bounce
tell her you know me.....she will melt on you....

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