i got pulled over!!! (chaos will love this)

[benchmstr]

my mom got my dad a new motorcycle for his birthday........she drove me to the dealership, and i was driving it home and got pulled over...

now this bike doesn't have a speedometer on it, so i think i must have been speeding.......its one of my dept. cars that pull me over.....he walks up, and i have never seen this guy before...

he immediately starts screaming as loud as he can about how he is "going to take me to jail, and laugh at my kids at my funeral when i wreck, and am not wearing a helmet"...i start to laugh, cause i figure he knows me.....his training officer pulls up, and he looks at his trainer and says, "i am arresting this son of a bitch"....turns out this fucktard was serious......almost as serious as i was when myself, and his Lt. sent him home until further notice...

and LEO's wonder why we are hated so much....and it turned out i was actually going 3MPH UNDER the speed limit...

bench

[chaos]

LOL you should have given him a reason to yell.

 

[benchmstr]

LOL you should have given him a reason to yell.

 

i gave him a reason to fucking cry once i got off the bike, took his badge off, and took his patrol car away from him

bench

[benchmstr]

LOL you should have given him a reason to yell.

 

that was also the first time i got to ride a chopper for more than a couple of miles.....i liked it, but dont know if i would ride it enough to justify buying one...

bench

[chaos]

that was also the first time i got to ride a chopper for more than a couple of miles.....i liked it, but dont know if i would ride it enough to justify buying one...

bench

Just impound the one you rode this morning.

[benchmstr]

Just impound the one you rode this morning.

its still in my garage....my dad doesnt get it until he comes over in about 30 minutes...i told my mom for the price she paid for it i could have built him a few of them

bench

[drkaje]

Dude may not have the right personality for law enforcement.

[benchmstr]

Dude may not have the right personality for law enforcement.

i think thats a given

bench

[outby43]

i gave him a reason to fucking cry once i got off the bike, took his badge off, and took his patrol car away from him

bench

lol...awesome bench.  So why did he pull you over?  You got a helmet law? 

[chaos]

Dude may not have the right personality for law enforcement.

Think he should have just pulled bench off the bike and laid a few shots into him while screaming "quit resisting" over and over?

[benchmstr]

Think he should have just pulled bench off the bike and laid a few shots into him while screaming "quit resisting" over and over?

bro, i would have killed him....he wouldn't have had a chance in hell against me even if he has a gun...

and he pulled me over for speeding was his official excuse...even though i was going three under according to what he locked on the radar...

bench

[Migs]

hehe, poor bastard.  Can I have his job?

[benchmstr]

hehe, poor bastard.  Can I have his job?

maybe, get a TCLEOSE and will talk...

bench

[outby43]

Hey bench,  got a question you may be able to answer.  Do you guys have someone on staff that does computer forensics or do they send it out to a 3rd party company?

[chaos]

bro, i would have killed him....he wouldn't have had a chance in hell against me even if he has a gun...

and he pulled me over for speeding was his official excuse...even though i was going three under according to what he locked on the radar...

bench

Jealousy runs deep in the boys in blue.

[Migs]

maybe, get a TCLEOSE and will talk...

bench

I was thinking about getting POST cert here, does that transfer over to Texas?

[benchmstr]

Hey bench,  got a question you may be able to answer.  Do you guys have someone on staff that does computer forensics or do they send it out to a 3rd party company?

it all depends on the department....we have a large crime scene unit and mine that can do almost anything...


but for the big stuff, maybe even computer forensics are sent to the Texas DPS crime, and forensics lab in Houston...if they don't deal with it, they might send it to a independent....i have never had any of my evidence go outside of law enforcement labs...but they still might do it, I'll ask on Monday if i decide to go to work...

bench

[benchmstr]

I was thinking about getting POST cert here, does that transfer over to Texas?

doubt it....

bench

[Migs]

crap.  how long is the academy there

[benchmstr]

Jealousy runs deep in the boys in blue.

jealousy?...please, your just mad cause im white

bench

[benchmstr]

crap.  how long is the academy there

as of now i don't know. they are doing a lot of changes to the way of getting a tcleose, so when the academy's start back up they might have all new guidelines...

bench

[chaos]

jealousy?...please, your just mad cause im white

bench

I've posted my pic to prove I'm white..........you could be a self hating negroid for all we know.
 

[Migs]

ahh ok.  i'm hoping to get word from my DEA application.

[benchmstr]

I've posted my pic to prove I'm white..........you could be a self hating negroid for all we know.
 

nah, i am getting married to a 98lbs white girl, and i hate blondes......i could never be black

bench

[chaos]

nah, i am getting married, and i hate blondes......i could never be black

bench

I saw your defense of the mexicans.......el benchmstro.