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Would you eat it?
« on: May 22, 2010, 02:44:41 PM »
Would you hit it?No penis I promise


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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2010, 02:46:41 PM »
Would you hit it?No penis I promise



She is 8 years old.  ::) ::) ::) I would hope no one would.
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 02:49:34 PM »
She is 8 years old.  ::) ::) ::) I would hope no one would.

she's legal

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2010, 02:50:03 PM »
[quote authorDoug_Steele link=topic=331559.msg4737992#msg4737992 date=1274564801]
She is 8 years old.  ::) ::) ::) I would hope no one would.
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 ???

what's the joke?

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2010, 03:09:20 PM »
Cannibal trial halted after juror falls ill looking at pictures of girl, 16, who was 'eaten with potatoes'




The trial of two Russian men accused of chopping up a 16-year-old girl and eating her with potatoes has been postponed after a juror fell ill looking at prosecution images.

The case was postponed after the juror had to be excused while examining photographs of student Karina Barduchian after her death.

Maxim Golovatskikh and his friend florist Yury Mozhnov, both 20, are accused of drowning Karina Barduchian, in a bath, then carving up her body and serving her meat with potatoes to a lodger.

Before the case was halted, the lodger, Ekaterina Zinovyeva, told the court in St Petersburg they had a party with their Goth friends on the night of the murder in January, 2009.

Karina, who was in love with Golovatskikh, stayed the night, she said.

'Maxim and Karina went to the bathroom together and I went to bed,' she told the court.

'I was sleepy but heard splashes of water and some noise there but was not worried. Sometime later I woke up and decided to check what was going on.

'I went to the bathroom but Yury stopped me on the way and told me to go back to bed.

'They had joked earlier that they could kill Karina but, of course, I couldn't believe for a second that they were serious.'

Next day when she got home from work, Maxim and Yury offered Ekaterina meat and potatoes. She allegedly ate it not knowing where it was from.

The men later hid the rest of Karina's remains in garbage skips, it is alleged.



'They cut up the body of the victim into several pieces, eating some of them and throwing the others into the bin,' said prosecutor Andrei Lavrenko.

'They cooked her meat and served up the meal with potatoes.

'They were interrogated and explained the murder by saying they were desperate to eat.'

The deputy head of St Petersburg criminal investigations Sergei Strelin said: 'They confessed their guilt straight away. They explained they were hungry and drunk.'

The victim had defied her mother in continuing to see Golovatskikh, who was also the lead singer in a minor pop group in Russia's second city.

Her mother Nadya, 45, said: 'Our lives are ruined by Karina's death and the horrible way she died.'

The two accused are due to give evidence when the case resumes this week.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1263982/Russian-cannibal-trial-halted-Karina-Barduchian-images-make-juror-ill.html

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2010, 04:01:36 PM »
damn dude thats some fucked up shit

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2010, 04:05:01 PM »
why would  a hot little piece of pie like that fuck a faggy moron like him..........the AGE OLD question

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2010, 04:08:51 PM »
A true life love story.  When will the movie come out?

Would you eat it?  Would the be the better subject here.
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2010, 04:25:15 PM »
Id have hit it, legal here.

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2010, 05:52:47 PM »
That's really disturbing. :o

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2010, 06:01:17 PM »
That's really disturbing. :o

It really is. I am disturbed by this story and your Avatar.  :-\
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2010, 06:04:39 PM »
jesus mary giuseppe, this world is going to hell in a hand basket..RIP to that young angel..sad story

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2010, 06:13:07 PM »
I can't believe shit like this happens :-\

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2010, 06:19:22 PM »
Quote
They explained they were hungry and drunk.'

It's ok, that's an excuse.

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2010, 09:19:16 PM »
1. Why would such a cute girl fall for such a odd looking homo.

2. Why did they eat her, when there are so many better things to do with cute girls.

3. Poor Girl and Poor parents, if i see those two emo-russians someday, i'd smash their heads in.
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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2010, 11:09:52 PM »
Cradle of Filth sucks. 

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2010, 11:16:10 PM »
those two fuckers need to go to jail and yes i would've hit it

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2010, 11:51:10 PM »
those two fuckers need to go to jail and yes i would've hit it

I can only imagine the evil shit that will happen to those guys in a Russian jail. 

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2010, 12:09:38 AM »
i was gonna say she looks yummy, but in hindsight.....
No doubt about it...

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2010, 12:13:03 AM »
Mods please change the title of this thread to "would you eat it".

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2010, 11:34:20 AM »
A true life love story.  When will the movie come out?

Would you eat it?  Would the be the better subject here.


epic idea.

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2010, 11:49:58 AM »

Any guy with a male 'florist friend' is also a fag.

Let this be a lesson to you straight girls - stop trying to date gay men.  You'll get your heart eaten broken.

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Re: Would you hit it?
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2010, 12:44:57 PM »
I like how they fed the girl human, pretending it was another kind of meat.
Her response, "mmmm...this is tender."
haah

These guys should have a fulfilling life ahead of them.
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Re: Would eat hit it?
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2010, 04:27:53 PM »
I wonder if the lodger was a food/bodybuilding critic and complained that the rump she was eating was a little soft and watery?

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Re: Would you eat it?
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2010, 06:13:42 PM »
More people that are odd

http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/satanist_blame_devil_killing.htm



DRESSED in black and shunning the sunlight, one of Germany’s most notorious Satanists told a murder trial yesterday that she had learnt to be a vampire in a Gothic club in North London.

“That was my apprenticeship,” Manuela Ruda, 23, said in the trial which has sent ripples of alarm through German families.

Frau Ruda and her husband, Daniel, are accused of the murder of a 33-year-old friend — his corpse was found in a coffin in her bedroom, his face slashed 66 times with a machete, and a pentagram, a geometric symbol used by Satanists, sliced into his stomach. A scalpel protruded from his chest. The cause of death was said to be hammer blows and stabbings.



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