And Hows Your Weekend

[keanu]

i honestly feel its time for a 6 month trip to jail for me, some assault charge or something.  just a break from life, go hang out, play some cards and not worry about rent or groceries or anything.

If you're going to go to jail, at least do something with potential for big cash. Grow some killer weed and sell it. If you get caught and go to jail who cares? At least you might have tons of cash livin' it up for a good while. Going for a cheesy fight has no upside.

[Tapeworm]

If you're going to go to jail, at least do something with potential for big cash. Grow some killer weed and sell it. If you get caught and go to jail who cares? At least you might have tons of cash livin' it up for a good while. Going for a cheesy fight has no upside.

There's always revenge.

[Jizzacked]

bro it sounded like you had a good thing going with a new circle of friends (hazbin) and a new location.  if things are so bad back 'home' why not do what you have to do for your own well being and handle your business.  I don't know if you are attention whoring and just venting or if you are legit feeling the way you describe, but there is always options...

[noworries]

Josh, be sure to record this shit and put on YouTube.  Also, if you decide to "hang it up" go out and kill as many drug dealers, rapists, child molesters and felons as you can.  Go out with a bang and be a hero too.  but be sure to record it.  you will be an instant hero on getbig.  other than that you are a good guy.  go to see Goodrum too

[odilly]

you should go on an adventure dude i say sell off everything you can
(keep your laptop ) get a backpack and camping gear and hobo your ass to mexico..you have all that prarier to sneak across the border in the USA then its train hopping and hiking till boom your in mexico its summer now so you got lots of nice weather to get you there.....oh yeah did you take the onions to the monkeys yet in the zoo?

[nzmusclemonster]

At least fuck Twila once before shit goes down.

[Mr Nobody]

At least fuck Twila once before shit goes down.

I'm going with NZ on this one.

[ShipSekki]

you should go on an adventure dude i say sell off everything you can
(keep your laptop ) get a backpack and camping gear and hobo your ass to mexico..you have all that prarier to sneak across the border in the USA then its train hopping and hiking till boom your in mexico its summer now so you got lots of nice weather to get you there.....oh yeah did you take the onions to the monkeys yet in the zoo?

 Exactly.

 That's what i'm gonna do after I work for a couple more years. Just become a stright up drifter hobo. Fuck being in the rat race. If I was born rich i'd play that shit, but no such luck.

[SGT BARNES]

drama queen at it again

[disturbia]

bro it sounded like you had a good thing going with a new circle of friends (hazbin) and a new location.  if things are so bad back 'home' why not do what you have to do for your own well being and handle your business.  I don't know if you are attention whoring and just venting or if you are legit feeling the way you describe, but there is always options...

best answer
i fucked up leaving calgary, hope i get my shit together and get back there one day

[Mr Nobody]

best answer
i fucked up leaving calgary, hope i get my shit together and get back there one day

So why did you leave bro?

[ShipSekki]

So why did you leave bro?

 There wasn't enough hot men in Calgary to satisfy his insatiable urge for sausage.

 That's why he smokes those cigars, practice for the real thing.

[johnnynoname]

There wasn't enough hot men in Calgary to satisfy his insatiable urge for sausage.

 That's why he smokes those cigars, practice for the real thing.

your posts are so dumb that they, actually, suck out loud

disturbia is a awesome dude and you are lucky that he doesn't reach through his computer screen to ring your scrawny neck

[ShipSekki]

your posts are so dumb that they, actually, suck out loud

disturbia is a awesome dude and you are lucky that he doesn't reach through his computer screen to ring your scrawny neck

 If he's an awesome dude then he can take a joke.

 I'm the alpha male around here. All you pencil neck geeks better remember that.

[outby43]

That sucks you had to move.  I have this image of when the hospital people told you that you need to be committed that you shot them a blank crazy stare for a good 60 seconds, lit up your cigar,  blew a thick ass cloud of smoke in their face and slowly strolled out the doors eye balling everyone on the way out.  You'll be Ok in a few days dude. Hang in there.

[EL Mariachi]

you wouldnt feel so shitty if you won at poker, cant you see you will never make it gambling?

[Butterbean]

Never take your own life.  Its NOT WORTH IT, EVER!!!  Life is not that bad, even when its TERRIBLE, even when its absolutely terrible, and you think it couldn't get any worse, there will be brighter days!  Things will get better, its a storm that you gotta ride it out and fight!!! KEEP FIGHTING IT!!  Good luck man!

x2

[Ex Coelis]

become a drifter

[nzmusclemonster]

Deep tissue massage - anus.

[Flexb]

DO a cap of G -- it'll take all stress away for about 45 minutes. You could die tomorrow and you'd be cool with it while you're flying from the G 

[kiwiol]

Deep tissue massage - anus.

Are you suggesting he get a "Tbombz" from a Jamaican musclebear?

[nzmusclemonster]

Are you suggesting he get a "Tbombz" from a Jamaican musclebear?

Personally, I hear Ugandan sailors down at the pier specialize in that area, but a Jamaican musclebear wouldn't be a bad concellation prize.

[James Blunt]

id destroy that bear in this mood

i honestly feel its time for a 6 month trip to jail for me, some assault charge or something.  just a break from life, go hang out, play some cards and not worry about rent or groceries or anything. Well other than getting shanked

LOL I spent from june 2009 to january 2010 in jail and it fuckin sucked dick.

Don't forget you get to shower in your sandals because that's the masturbation zone and raw semen is often found there, your toilet paper is somewhat limited, no contact with anyone you like, new tweakers everyday up all day and night talking loud pissing you off, deadliest catch is the only thing anyone ever watched, no getbig/internet, morally degraded, shitty food, always starving, piss poor commissary, no sunlight, no going outside, staring at four walls all fucking day, shitty 2 inch bed pad, no pillow, stinky people, no gym, absolutely NO tits or vagina,  fuck i can go on for years.

Don't go to jail.

[disturbia]

LOL I spent from june 2009 to january 2010 in jail and it fuckin sucked dick.

Don't forget you get to shower in your sandals because that's the masturbation zone and raw semen is often found there, your toilet paper is somewhat limited, no contact with anyone you like, new tweakers everyday up all day and night talking loud pissing you off, deadliest catch is the only thing anyone ever watched, no getbig/internet, morally degraded, shitty food, always starving, piss poor commissary, no sunlight, no going outside, staring at four walls all fucking day, shitty 2 inch bed pad, no pillow, stinky people, no gym, absolutely NO tits or vagina,  fuck i can go on for years.

Don't go to jail.

i have 7 trips, im aware of the conditions

although it sounds like you were in a cambodian prison

[JimmyJam1974]

That makes two of us in the ER!!!

I just signed myself out, had some 'upper respiratory infection/inflammation' start 2 days ago I was in so much pain I thought my head was going to explode, popping perc's and oxy's like tic tacs doing nothing, they had me in ER on morphine and antibiotics for 2 days.

God damn - you inhale some fucked up stuff?