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Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« on: May 25, 2010, 03:23:25 AM »
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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 03:25:34 AM »
Why wouldn't someone hit it? ::)

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 03:26:30 AM »
I would hit it like a crazed mammoth on bottle of viagra... totally wreck her little weasel, she wouldn't walk for DAYS, naw mean  >:(


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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 06:23:42 AM »
Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit?

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 06:43:46 AM »
Not even a question.

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 07:31:22 AM »

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2010, 07:33:46 AM »
No.  Reminds me too much of Joss Whedon.

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2010, 07:38:21 AM »
Joss Stone, yes. Whedon? With a brick.
Almost always, yes.

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2010, 08:07:13 AM »
shes smooooooookin

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2010, 10:45:20 AM »
I just saw her on season 3 of the Tudors. She played Anne of Cleves, the fourth wife of Henry 8. She was made up to look plain to be in character. Some of the funniest scenes were because the king did not like her looks. "She looks like a horse!"

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2010, 01:28:15 PM »
Another mudshark

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2010, 01:43:28 PM »
Another mudshark
Maybe you can get an implant to make your small penis a little bigger?  :-\


Me? Yeah, I'd smash that. And she'd like it.  ;)
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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2010, 01:59:08 PM »
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Dude, she sings R&B and has a great voice. Whether or not she sees black men is irrelevant. I mean, Kerry Washington is a hot black actress that primarily sees white men, but you don't see black men with their tighty whiteys in a bunch over it? Cause I would still hit, if given 1/16th of a chance.

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2010, 02:01:18 PM »

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 02:04:32 PM »
Average female with man hips and no tits.
Put make up on a bitch, put her in a movie...she's "hot".
Please. ::)
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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 02:28:38 PM »
She needs a set of tits bad.... go right for the DD's

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2010, 02:36:46 PM »
Her face ain't bad.

If she had Alexis Texas-esque hips and glutes, i'd hit it for sure.
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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2010, 04:23:13 PM »
She's a rich man's Brooke hogan

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2010, 05:18:36 PM »
I hear that! That slag would have you take a hit to your post count on GB. Can't have that happening! Bros before hos!
Almost always, yes.

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2010, 09:37:46 PM »
I hear that! That slag would have you take a hit to your post count on GB. Can't have that happening! Bros before hos!
Fuck that! Fuck the hoes and MY bros will understand and ask for details later. No cockblocking in my crew! >:(
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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2010, 12:12:32 AM »
Shaped like the letter "I".
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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2010, 03:33:07 AM »
I'd certainly hit it. Pin the leg up and get in and out with the quickness.

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2010, 05:03:53 AM »
Shaped like the letter "I".

serif or non-serif type font?


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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2010, 05:09:51 AM »
Slightly above average looking woman. Good voice which is a huge turn-on for me ... all in all YES OF COURSE !!

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Re: Joss Stone, would you hit it?
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2010, 05:11:35 AM »
Slightly above average looking woman. Good voice which is a huge turn-on for me ... all in all YES OF COURSE !!

all-in-all 99% of getbiggers are so desperate they would hump a 6 months old corpse just to get laid again.