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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 11:28:38 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson_(prisoner)





mma badasses? you should ask these guy's, maby it will help

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 11:35:27 AM »
Hahaha these MMA boys who fight with their rules would have their heads smashed open and brains eaten by this maniac!!

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 11:37:08 AM »
Hahaha these MMA boys who fight with their rules would have their heads smashed open and brains eaten by this maniac!!

you think they would fight with rules in a cell with bronson  ::)

by the way, bronson is an mma/street fihgting fan, not a gay strip tease bodybuilding fan

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 12:22:03 PM »
"Devilsmille" sounds like he knows Bronson personally!!

By the way this guy would be the daddy in a cell with Charlie


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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 12:22:12 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson_(prisoner)





thats not charles, come on, charles is a skinny, small guy, he never murdered, he let people do it for him.

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2010, 12:26:29 PM »
"Devilsmille" sounds like he knows Bronson personally!!

By the way this guy would be the daddy in a cell with Charlie



well he HAS had a repetition and I saw the movie of him... but this guy is refering to "mma bad asses" like in the mma vs bodybuilding thread, and bronson is in no means bodybuilding fan... HAHAHA can you imagine kai greene or bob chick in the same cell with bronson, hahaha.... man oh man.... all the curls and bench presses and mirror moments down the drane  :D

and yes tyson would fucking crush his whole soul in the cell  8)

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2010, 12:31:04 PM »
A friend lead me his book Solitary Fitness
Dude does a shitload of pushups a day
does squats in to a pan of water to clean his colon
sticks a piece of cloth down his throat and leaves it there for 10 mins  then pulls it out to clean his stomach.
and a bunch of other things.
i dont thing most people would fuck with him.
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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2010, 12:33:25 PM »
oh stream the movie bronson from netflix. Dude is crazy, but tyson is crazier.
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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2010, 12:35:55 PM »
Dr.Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog seems to have made the best out of prison

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2010, 12:43:02 PM »
I'd turn that bitch guy out and have him sucking some dick for smokes in the first 15 minutes. That guy ain't shit.  ;D

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2010, 01:49:09 PM »
Dr.Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog seems to have made the best out of prison

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2010, 02:16:08 PM »
This guy is a scary fucker..




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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2010, 02:27:11 PM »
A friend lead me his book Solitary Fitness
Dude does a shitload of pushups a day
does squats in to a pan of water to clean his colon
sticks a piece of cloth down his throat and leaves it there for 10 mins  then pulls it out to clean his stomach.
and a bunch of other things.
i dont thing most people would fuck with him.

So basically he's saying he has a awesome gag reflex? And sticking a cloth down to your stomach if possible for 10 mins, the stomach acid would partially desolve the cloth. And bringing it up there would be stomach acid on the cloth and would do damage to the esophagus, over time...like a slow version of acid reflux...

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 02:35:19 PM »
So basically he's saying he has a awesome gag reflex? And sticking a cloth down to your stomach if possible for 10 mins, the stomach acid would partially desolve the cloth. And bringing it up there would be stomach acid on the cloth and would do damage to the esophagus, over time...like a slow version of acid reflux...
he says he does it to cleanse the stomach and pull all the junk out of there. He also pull a string around his sinuses to clean them.
he says the squat into water thing is like an enema.  Im guessing prison is boring.
he walks around his cell and does pushups every x amount of steps, all daylong.
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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 03:08:10 PM »
You can be crazy as fuck, but the truth is anyone can go down with a single punch.

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Re: How many of you MMA badasses would share a cell with this man?
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2010, 03:38:58 PM »
I'm guessing that not many have seen him fight. He was struggling with a small asian kid that must have weighed about 140 lb in one clip, awful fighter, no power, no accuracy, nothing. Batshit crazy though, he has served about 30 years inside all because he plays up all of the time and gets his sentence extended, i think he originally stole a loaf of bread or something, he must like it inside.
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